Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 39 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

Cuffed, kicked and put out.
No mercy for an old dog.
Just the fleas are fat.
Haiku # 518, August 17, 1998 9:25 am ET
by Kadiz
cottage cheese is good
eat your calcium
the best idea since ice cream
Haiku # 517, August 16, 1998 7:26 pm ET
by sally of norman, usa
Taste of sweet oyster.
A frantic gasping for breath.
Thighs pressed to my ears.
Haiku # 516, August 15, 1998 1:38 pm ET
by Kadiz
Anna's addiction
Is not as sad as Mic's haiku
Wow, is that bad
Haiku # 515, August 15, 1998 12:02 am ET
by Anna of Sydney , Australia
fan belt sweat air hot got gone
bust finger bust finger crap crap
miller time miller time
Haiku # 514, August 13, 1998 8:30 pm ET
by bill seder
I HAVE A PROBLEM
I CAN'T THINK OF A HAIKU
WHAT AM I TO DO>
Haiku # 513, August 13, 1998 8:04 pm ET
by Hobert of HEREFORD, AMERICA
I HAVE A PROBLEM
I CAN'T THINK OF A HAIKU
WHAT AM I TO DO>
Haiku # 512, August 13, 1998 8:01 pm ET
by Hobert of HEREFORD, AMERICA
Alarm clock it rings
Don't want to get up right now
But, I have to pee.
Haiku # 511, August 13, 1998 11:09 am ET
by James of Dallas, USA
Annie's addiction
made me sad
her poem was better than any cigarette I ever had
Haiku # 510, August 11, 1998 9:37 am ET
by Michael David of Sydney,
Anna's addictionmakes me sad
her poem is better than any cigarette I ever had
Haiku # 509, August 11, 1998 1:18 am ET
by Michael David of Sydney,
Too Many People
Write Such Awful Shit Because
It's All They Can Do
Haiku # 508, August 2, 1998 2:32 am ET
by P. E. Smith (pen name) of Somewhere, the World
shut up jared
go away
Haiku # 507, July 29, 1998 10:31 am ET
by frank of portage, usa
shut up jared
Haiku # 506, July 29, 1998 10:31 am ET
by frank of portage, usa
ggdfdfdgdsfgdgsd
fgfdgdfgdfgd
fgdfgdf
Haiku # 505, July 29, 1998 10:29 am ET
by frank of portage, usa
How can i love you
If you will not lie down?
Hey, where are you going?
Haiku # 504, July 28, 1998 6:33 pm ET
by yoon Kim of Austin, USA
Spock! What is that thing?
It seems to be a chicken
Set phasers on stun
Haiku # 503, July 28, 1998 6:27 pm ET
by Yoon Kim of Austin, USA
Smoking cigarettes
I know they're not good for me
But I'm addicted
Haiku # 502, July 26, 1998 10:32 pm ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
STINK BOMBS
Heels scour, toes search
Walk slowly through my backyard
Dog planting fecal mines
Haiku # 501, July 24, 1998 2:31 pm ET
by Kristian Shannon of Birmingham, USA
Twix Bar, mocking me
Have my quarters not pleased you?
Come down from your perch.
Haiku # 500, July 23, 1998 10:06 am ET
by Kristian Shannon of Philadelphia, USA
I wear a gas mask
This smell pervades the hamper
sweaty, smelly socks
Haiku # 499, July 11, 1998 2:21 am ET
by Laura Marietta,
Ha!I am a God
For I can say what I must
In seventeen syl-
(damn!)
Haiku # 498, July 7, 1998 6:06 pm ET
by Paul Bright of Charleston, USA
if e e cumm-
ings

(wrote (a
h a i k u (it)
mightlook,
s o m e t h i n g
likethis)
Haiku # 497, July 3, 1998 7:38 am ET
by Robin Parkinson of Reading, England
While I wait at the check out stand
Christ appears over Waco again
Next week maybe Elvis
Haiku # 496, June 28, 1998 8:42 pm ET
by Megan Munro of Pasadena, USA
I say fuck tha werld!"
Homicidal gerl am I
Where's yer gun dammit?
Haiku # 495, June 28, 1998 3:13 pm ET
by Sammy Marietta,
Ankle bends wrong way
I fall,sharp pain explodes.Dammit!
On crutches again
Haiku # 494, June 28, 1998 2:59 pm ET
by Laura
Must all poetry
Explore the depths of the heart?
I say "Burma Shave"!
Haiku # 493, June 27, 1998 12:30 pm ET
by Marc K. Myers of Fairview Park, USA
who be flangin'?
Haiku # 492, June 26, 1998 2:30 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
up sum do wang ditty ditty
Haiku # 491, June 26, 1998 2:27 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
gggr
Haiku # 490, June 26, 1998 2:27 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
proficial net zero catcher in ripe wry
Haiku # 489, June 26, 1998 2:26 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
erstwhiley...
Haiku # 488, June 26, 1998 2:25 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
hai kuthislowballer
Haiku # 487, June 26, 1998 2:24 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
steamy salad status smiling smartly
Haiku # 486, June 26, 1998 2:23 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
mmmeaty
ur
p
Haiku # 485, June 26, 1998 2:22 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
meaty ur p
Haiku # 484, June 26, 1998 2:18 am ET
by Ms. D. Nevills of Inwood, Canada
g
g
g r
Haiku # 483, June 26, 1998 2:17 am ET
by Ms. D. Nevills of Inwood, Canada
I'm not in the mood
To write horrible Haiku;
I just want to scroll.
Haiku # 482, June 25, 1998 1:30 am ET
by Chad Beehler of Howell, USA
It's been a long time
i have finally returned
hey, you! stop screaming
Haiku # 481, June 20, 1998 11:15 am ET
by Wolfmind
silence unnintentional
technological breakdowns abound
patrols inneffective
situation critical
activate backup mannouvers
Haiku # 480, June 10, 1998 12:29 pm ET
by swan of London, england
silence unnintentional
technological breakdowns abound
patrols inneffective
Haiku # 479, June 10, 1998 12:20 pm ET
by wizmo of London, england
Silivri demek istiyorum
Asl
Haiku # 478, June 8, 1998 7:48 am ET
by Muhte
Bi kere kapansak
Yeter asl
Haiku # 477, June 8, 1998 7:41 am ET
by Alicik
Cemcim diyorum ki
Haiku # 476, June 8, 1998 7:39 am ET
by erdo
Cemcim diyorum ki
Haiku # 475, June 8, 1998 7:38 am ET
by erdo
what i want to say
make life what you will today
words not fade away
Haiku # 474, June 7, 1998 2:56 pm ET
by matt
Here's a suggestion
this page sucks alot of dick, eh?
i have no life too
Haiku # 473, June 5, 1998 6:50 pm ET
by Craig Volpe of USA
I just don't get it
what is the point of this thing
where are the brakes, huh?
Haiku # 472, June 4, 1998 4:40 pm ET
by Carolynne of Mt. Airy, USoA
uninvited chimes
toll the ending of the day
and the start of night
Haiku # 471, June 4, 1998 4:37 pm ET
by Carolynne of MT. AIRY, USoA
Page loads too slowly
Don't have time to wait for it
Will find other site
Haiku # 470, June 4, 1998 1:25 pm ET
by Tim of Cayucos, USA
the Q train to work superheated urine stench slave ship docks at 9


Haiku # 469, June 3, 1998 8:54 pm ET
by pat of new york, usa