Oh seamonkey!
I am missing you.
Please float again!
by the dead cat of lasho, Nepal
Eat SeaMonkey Eat
SeaMonkey you die
you do not float
by Darci of belleville, Canada
Hamsters eat shredded
carrots and make little
black dates in return
by Laura
Monica
I will clean it
no charge
by eric of hamilton, Bermuda
Beach stroll. Warm sunset.
Neap tide lapping passive sands.
Tar stuck 'tween my toes.
by Kadiz
I gorged on stale To-
fu at Yu's "All-Yu-Can-Eat"
I soiled my khakis!!!
by Diaphanous Daphne
Night enfolds the room
Endless quiet. Sleep descends.
Horrors lie in wait.
by Kadiz
Words chiseled in stone.
Promises as good as gold.
In the end, just lies.
by Kadiz
I lust, awaiting.
Quick, the little act is played.
Cash in hand, she leaves.
by Kadiz
Cuffed, kicked and put out.
No mercy for an old dog.
Just the fleas are fat.
by Kadiz
cottage cheese is good
eat your calcium
the best idea since ice cream
by sally of norman, usa
Taste of sweet oyster.
A frantic gasping for breath.
Thighs pressed to my ears.
by Kadiz
Anna's addiction
Is not as sad as Mic's haiku
Wow, is that bad
by Anna of Sydney , Australia
fan belt sweat air hot got gone
bust finger bust finger crap crap
miller time miller time
by bill seder
I HAVE A PROBLEM
I CAN'T THINK OF A HAIKU
WHAT AM I TO DO>
by Hobert of HEREFORD, AMERICA
I HAVE A PROBLEM
I CAN'T THINK OF A HAIKU
WHAT AM I TO DO>
by Hobert of HEREFORD, AMERICA
Alarm clock it rings
Don't want to get up right now
But, I have to pee.
by James of Dallas, USA
Annie's addiction
made me sad
her poem was better than any cigarette I ever had
by Michael David of Sydney,
Anna's addictionmakes me sad
her poem is better than any cigarette I ever had
by Michael David of Sydney,
Too Many People
Write Such Awful Shit Because
It's All They Can Do
by P. E. Smith (pen name) of Somewhere, the World
shut up jared
go away
by frank of portage, usa
shut up jared
by frank of portage, usa
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by frank of portage, usa
How can i love you
If you will not lie down?
Hey, where are you going?
by yoon Kim of Austin, USA
Spock! What is that thing?
It seems to be a chicken
Set phasers on stun
by Yoon Kim of Austin, USA
Smoking cigarettes
I know they're not good for me
But I'm addicted
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
STINK BOMBS
Heels scour, toes search
Walk slowly through my backyard
Dog planting fecal mines
by Kristian Shannon of Birmingham, USA
Twix Bar, mocking me
Have my quarters not pleased you?
Come down from your perch.
by Kristian Shannon of Philadelphia, USA
I wear a gas mask
This smell pervades the hamper
sweaty, smelly socks
by Laura Marietta,
Ha!I am a God
For I can say what I must
In seventeen syl-
(damn!)
by Paul Bright of Charleston, USA
if e e cumm-
ings
(wrote (a
h a i k u (it)
mightlook,
s o m e t h i n g
likethis)
by Robin Parkinson of Reading, England
While I wait at the check out stand
Christ appears over Waco again
Next week maybe Elvis
by Megan Munro of Pasadena, USA
I say fuck tha werld!"
Homicidal gerl am I
Where's yer gun dammit?
by Sammy Marietta,
Ankle bends wrong way
I fall,sharp pain explodes.Dammit!
On crutches again
by Laura
Must all poetry
Explore the depths of the heart?
I say "Burma Shave"!
by Marc K. Myers of Fairview Park, USA
who be flangin'?
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
up sum do wang ditty ditty
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
gggr
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
proficial net zero catcher in ripe wry
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
erstwhiley...
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
hai kuthislowballer
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
steamy salad status smiling smartly
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
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p
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
meaty ur p
by Ms. D. Nevills of Inwood, Canada
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by Ms. D. Nevills of Inwood, Canada
I'm not in the mood
To write horrible Haiku;
I just want to scroll.
by Chad Beehler of Howell, USA
It's been a long time
i have finally returned
hey, you! stop screaming
by Wolfmind
silence unnintentional
technological breakdowns abound
patrols inneffective
situation critical
activate backup mannouvers
by swan of London, england
silence unnintentional
technological breakdowns abound
patrols inneffective
by wizmo of London, england
