Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 39 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

Hey, who put that there?
Mandarin skin on my shoe
It makes my eyes hurt.
Haiku # 532, August 30, 1998 7:00 am ET
by Handfootwoman of Perth, Australia
Gutwrenching odour
remains of beef vindaloo
Open the window
Haiku # 531, August 29, 1998 8:42 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
Dark is the night sky
Decorated by bright stars
Taken for granted
Haiku # 530, August 29, 1998 8:33 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
hey! Yo seamonkey
I thought that you was killed.
Lret's do lunch, babe!!
Haiku # 529, August 26, 1998 10:26 am ET
by the dead cat of lahso, nepal
Oh seamonkey!
I am missing you.
Please float again!
Haiku # 528, August 25, 1998 12:34 pm ET
by the dead cat of lasho, Nepal
Eat SeaMonkey Eat
SeaMonkey you die
you do not float
Haiku # 527, August 24, 1998 12:02 pm ET
by Darci of belleville, Canada
Hamsters eat shredded
carrots and make little
black dates in return
Haiku # 526, August 20, 1998 8:19 pm ET
by Laura
Monica
I will clean it
no charge
Haiku # 525, August 18, 1998 9:19 pm ET
by eric of hamilton, Bermuda
Beach stroll. Warm sunset.
Neap tide lapping passive sands.
Tar stuck 'tween my toes.
Haiku # 524, August 18, 1998 9:06 pm ET
by Kadiz
Caf
Haiku # 523, August 18, 1998 9:04 pm ET
by Kadiz
I gorged on stale To-
fu at Yu's "All-Yu-Can-Eat"
I soiled my khakis!!!
Haiku # 522, August 18, 1998 6:20 pm ET
by Diaphanous Daphne
Night enfolds the room
Endless quiet. Sleep descends.
Horrors lie in wait.
Haiku # 521, August 18, 1998 12:15 am ET
by Kadiz
Words chiseled in stone.
Promises as good as gold.
In the end, just lies.
Haiku # 520, August 17, 1998 7:43 pm ET
by Kadiz
I lust, awaiting.
Quick, the little act is played.
Cash in hand, she leaves.
Haiku # 519, August 17, 1998 7:41 pm ET
by Kadiz
Cuffed, kicked and put out.
No mercy for an old dog.
Just the fleas are fat.
Haiku # 518, August 17, 1998 9:25 am ET
by Kadiz
cottage cheese is good
eat your calcium
the best idea since ice cream
Haiku # 517, August 16, 1998 7:26 pm ET
by sally of norman, usa
Taste of sweet oyster.
A frantic gasping for breath.
Thighs pressed to my ears.
Haiku # 516, August 15, 1998 1:38 pm ET
by Kadiz
Anna's addiction
Is not as sad as Mic's haiku
Wow, is that bad
Haiku # 515, August 15, 1998 12:02 am ET
by Anna of Sydney , Australia
fan belt sweat air hot got gone
bust finger bust finger crap crap
miller time miller time
Haiku # 514, August 13, 1998 8:30 pm ET
by bill seder
I HAVE A PROBLEM
I CAN'T THINK OF A HAIKU
WHAT AM I TO DO>
Haiku # 513, August 13, 1998 8:04 pm ET
by Hobert of HEREFORD, AMERICA
I HAVE A PROBLEM
I CAN'T THINK OF A HAIKU
WHAT AM I TO DO>
Haiku # 512, August 13, 1998 8:01 pm ET
by Hobert of HEREFORD, AMERICA
Alarm clock it rings
Don't want to get up right now
But, I have to pee.
Haiku # 511, August 13, 1998 11:09 am ET
by James of Dallas, USA
Annie's addiction
made me sad
her poem was better than any cigarette I ever had
Haiku # 510, August 11, 1998 9:37 am ET
by Michael David of Sydney,
Anna's addictionmakes me sad
her poem is better than any cigarette I ever had
Haiku # 509, August 11, 1998 1:18 am ET
by Michael David of Sydney,
Too Many People
Write Such Awful Shit Because
It's All They Can Do
Haiku # 508, August 2, 1998 2:32 am ET
by P. E. Smith (pen name) of Somewhere, the World
shut up jared
go away
Haiku # 507, July 29, 1998 10:31 am ET
by frank of portage, usa
shut up jared
Haiku # 506, July 29, 1998 10:31 am ET
by frank of portage, usa
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Haiku # 505, July 29, 1998 10:29 am ET
by frank of portage, usa
How can i love you
If you will not lie down?
Hey, where are you going?
Haiku # 504, July 28, 1998 6:33 pm ET
by yoon Kim of Austin, USA
Spock! What is that thing?
It seems to be a chicken
Set phasers on stun
Haiku # 503, July 28, 1998 6:27 pm ET
by Yoon Kim of Austin, USA
Smoking cigarettes
I know they're not good for me
But I'm addicted
Haiku # 502, July 26, 1998 10:32 pm ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
STINK BOMBS
Heels scour, toes search
Walk slowly through my backyard
Dog planting fecal mines
Haiku # 501, July 24, 1998 2:31 pm ET
by Kristian Shannon of Birmingham, USA
Twix Bar, mocking me
Have my quarters not pleased you?
Come down from your perch.
Haiku # 500, July 23, 1998 10:06 am ET
by Kristian Shannon of Philadelphia, USA
I wear a gas mask
This smell pervades the hamper
sweaty, smelly socks
Haiku # 499, July 11, 1998 2:21 am ET
by Laura Marietta,
Ha!I am a God
For I can say what I must
In seventeen syl-
(damn!)
Haiku # 498, July 7, 1998 6:06 pm ET
by Paul Bright of Charleston, USA
if e e cumm-
ings

(wrote (a
h a i k u (it)
mightlook,
s o m e t h i n g
likethis)
Haiku # 497, July 3, 1998 7:38 am ET
by Robin Parkinson of Reading, England
While I wait at the check out stand
Christ appears over Waco again
Next week maybe Elvis
Haiku # 496, June 28, 1998 8:42 pm ET
by Megan Munro of Pasadena, USA
I say fuck tha werld!"
Homicidal gerl am I
Where's yer gun dammit?
Haiku # 495, June 28, 1998 3:13 pm ET
by Sammy Marietta,
Ankle bends wrong way
I fall,sharp pain explodes.Dammit!
On crutches again
Haiku # 494, June 28, 1998 2:59 pm ET
by Laura
Must all poetry
Explore the depths of the heart?
I say "Burma Shave"!
Haiku # 493, June 27, 1998 12:30 pm ET
by Marc K. Myers of Fairview Park, USA
who be flangin'?
Haiku # 492, June 26, 1998 2:30 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
up sum do wang ditty ditty
Haiku # 491, June 26, 1998 2:27 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
gggr
Haiku # 490, June 26, 1998 2:27 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
proficial net zero catcher in ripe wry
Haiku # 489, June 26, 1998 2:26 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
erstwhiley...
Haiku # 488, June 26, 1998 2:25 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
hai kuthislowballer
Haiku # 487, June 26, 1998 2:24 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
steamy salad status smiling smartly
Haiku # 486, June 26, 1998 2:23 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
mmmeaty
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p
Haiku # 485, June 26, 1998 2:22 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
meaty ur p
Haiku # 484, June 26, 1998 2:18 am ET
by Ms. D. Nevills of Inwood, Canada
g
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g r
Haiku # 483, June 26, 1998 2:17 am ET
by Ms. D. Nevills of Inwood, Canada