Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 39 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

shut up jared
Haiku # 506, July 29, 1998 10:31 am ET
by frank of portage, usa
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Haiku # 505, July 29, 1998 10:29 am ET
by frank of portage, usa
How can i love you
If you will not lie down?
Hey, where are you going?
Haiku # 504, July 28, 1998 6:33 pm ET
by yoon Kim of Austin, USA
Spock! What is that thing?
It seems to be a chicken
Set phasers on stun
Haiku # 503, July 28, 1998 6:27 pm ET
by Yoon Kim of Austin, USA
Smoking cigarettes
I know they're not good for me
But I'm addicted
Haiku # 502, July 26, 1998 10:32 pm ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
STINK BOMBS
Heels scour, toes search
Walk slowly through my backyard
Dog planting fecal mines
Haiku # 501, July 24, 1998 2:31 pm ET
by Kristian Shannon of Birmingham, USA
Twix Bar, mocking me
Have my quarters not pleased you?
Come down from your perch.
Haiku # 500, July 23, 1998 10:06 am ET
by Kristian Shannon of Philadelphia, USA
I wear a gas mask
This smell pervades the hamper
sweaty, smelly socks
Haiku # 499, July 11, 1998 2:21 am ET
by Laura Marietta,
Ha!I am a God
For I can say what I must
In seventeen syl-
(damn!)
Haiku # 498, July 7, 1998 6:06 pm ET
by Paul Bright of Charleston, USA
if e e cumm-
ings

(wrote (a
h a i k u (it)
mightlook,
s o m e t h i n g
likethis)
Haiku # 497, July 3, 1998 7:38 am ET
by Robin Parkinson of Reading, England
While I wait at the check out stand
Christ appears over Waco again
Next week maybe Elvis
Haiku # 496, June 28, 1998 8:42 pm ET
by Megan Munro of Pasadena, USA
I say fuck tha werld!"
Homicidal gerl am I
Where's yer gun dammit?
Haiku # 495, June 28, 1998 3:13 pm ET
by Sammy Marietta,
Ankle bends wrong way
I fall,sharp pain explodes.Dammit!
On crutches again
Haiku # 494, June 28, 1998 2:59 pm ET
by Laura
Must all poetry
Explore the depths of the heart?
I say "Burma Shave"!
Haiku # 493, June 27, 1998 12:30 pm ET
by Marc K. Myers of Fairview Park, USA
who be flangin'?
Haiku # 492, June 26, 1998 2:30 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
up sum do wang ditty ditty
Haiku # 491, June 26, 1998 2:27 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
gggr
Haiku # 490, June 26, 1998 2:27 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
proficial net zero catcher in ripe wry
Haiku # 489, June 26, 1998 2:26 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
erstwhiley...
Haiku # 488, June 26, 1998 2:25 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
hai kuthislowballer
Haiku # 487, June 26, 1998 2:24 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
steamy salad status smiling smartly
Haiku # 486, June 26, 1998 2:23 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
mmmeaty
ur
p
Haiku # 485, June 26, 1998 2:22 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
meaty ur p
Haiku # 484, June 26, 1998 2:18 am ET
by Ms. D. Nevills of Inwood, Canada
g
g
g r
Haiku # 483, June 26, 1998 2:17 am ET
by Ms. D. Nevills of Inwood, Canada
I'm not in the mood
To write horrible Haiku;
I just want to scroll.
Haiku # 482, June 25, 1998 1:30 am ET
by Chad Beehler of Howell, USA
It's been a long time
i have finally returned
hey, you! stop screaming
Haiku # 481, June 20, 1998 11:15 am ET
by Wolfmind
silence unnintentional
technological breakdowns abound
patrols inneffective
situation critical
activate backup mannouvers
Haiku # 480, June 10, 1998 12:29 pm ET
by swan of London, england
silence unnintentional
technological breakdowns abound
patrols inneffective
Haiku # 479, June 10, 1998 12:20 pm ET
by wizmo of London, england
Silivri demek istiyorum
Asl
Haiku # 478, June 8, 1998 7:48 am ET
by Muhte
Bi kere kapansak
Yeter asl
Haiku # 477, June 8, 1998 7:41 am ET
by Alicik
Cemcim diyorum ki
Haiku # 476, June 8, 1998 7:39 am ET
by erdo
Cemcim diyorum ki
Haiku # 475, June 8, 1998 7:38 am ET
by erdo
what i want to say
make life what you will today
words not fade away
Haiku # 474, June 7, 1998 2:56 pm ET
by matt
Here's a suggestion
this page sucks alot of dick, eh?
i have no life too
Haiku # 473, June 5, 1998 6:50 pm ET
by Craig Volpe of USA
I just don't get it
what is the point of this thing
where are the brakes, huh?
Haiku # 472, June 4, 1998 4:40 pm ET
by Carolynne of Mt. Airy, USoA
uninvited chimes
toll the ending of the day
and the start of night
Haiku # 471, June 4, 1998 4:37 pm ET
by Carolynne of MT. AIRY, USoA
Page loads too slowly
Don't have time to wait for it
Will find other site
Haiku # 470, June 4, 1998 1:25 pm ET
by Tim of Cayucos, USA
the Q train to work superheated urine stench slave ship docks at 9


Haiku # 469, June 3, 1998 8:54 pm ET
by pat of new york, usa
The smelly man sits
Odor wafting through the air
Deoderant Please
Haiku # 468, June 2, 1998 11:07 am ET
by Cora of Lunenburg, La La Land
Photo of a man
Weighs heavily on my mind
Though I don't know him
Haiku # 467, May 30, 1998 2:03 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
your mind is like
virginity once you lose
it your screwed
Haiku # 466, May 28, 1998 11:44 am ET
by Jo Dee of Edmore, U.S.
Haiku # 465, May 28, 1998 11:39 am ET
by Jo Dee
Was it my blood
I saw a redcat crying when
Violin fallen on her
Haiku # 464, May 20, 1998 2:44 pm ET
by Ali Erdem Ural of Istanbul, Turkey
Poopie do dayly
bringing horror to toilet
I sence a tunder
Haiku # 463, May 18, 1998 12:04 pm ET
by Lusk of ribe, USA
rumbling and running
probably from the bad
food at the deli
Haiku # 462, May 17, 1998 12:44 am ET
by todd akita of brooklyn, yooessayee
Nothing since Monday --
A serious Haiku drought.
Must get word around.
Haiku # 461, May 15, 1998 12:55 pm ET
by Adam of Someplace breezy, America
I once knew a yam
who yelled and yodeled while it
sat doing yoga
Haiku # 460, May 11, 1998 1:27 am ET
by Jerry Mannor of USA
the wisdom of the
valedictorrian was
like that of an ass
Haiku # 459, May 11, 1998 1:22 am ET
by Jerry Mannor of USA
the zany zebra
zapped hisself when he tried
to zip his zipper
Haiku # 458, May 11, 1998 1:21 am ET
by Jerry Mannor of USA
In a classroom sits
twenty little ugly children
taught by senile women
Haiku # 457, May 11, 1998 1:20 am ET
by Jerry Mannor of USA
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