May mountain goats, like
cheery hot dog breath, never
lust after your socks

Bonking the Salesman
Holy Shiest! so Smarmy. Weasel!
Cheap evil whore. itch!

Screwing the salesman
he drives a convertable
waste our twenty years

where are my pants now?
your father is at the door
quick!out the window.

Green plastic bucket
Used to hold pickles, now trash
Which tasted better?

The door is ajar
But what does the jar adore?
Whacky doors and jars

Softly, like a brick
Curly, like toenail clippings
Those soft, curly birds

Unaware, I lift the lid
The briny odor foreshadows
Forgotten washload

Light brown and goey
Stuck to the roof of your mouth
Alas, life's frustrations!

Nuclear Forces
Mingling Magnetically
Within A Raindrop

Nuclear Forces
Mingling Magnetically
Within A Raindrop

I'm eating fast and have to pass gass,
so why ask why pass me some pie.

i thought i saw you
standing under the tree
naked and weary

a beautiful rose
with many thorns around it
nobody can touch

My dear, sweet, ping pong
How I love the games we play
From across the miles

All day long I count
Rhythm persists in my head
Drastic measures soon

Listen to the rain
Flooding the City Streets
Damp and Stinky Feet

silence for my cat
was run over by a truck
silence for my cat

Autumn's motley cloak
Casts its gaudy raiment
in a striptease wind.

My memory is blank
Computer screen has gone blue
What's my mind to do!

16, like jimi,
doors, eagles and fleetwood mac.
born 30 years late.

I am I
U are U
WE will never be US

There be two types now
They who eat cheese, they who don't
Which one would you be?

Whitey talk be good
But dissin homies be jive
Cuz I wit da hood.

Hey! Just love the blouse
Liberace called last night
Missed shower curtain

Hey, who put that there?
Mandarin skin on my shoe
It makes my eyes hurt.

Gutwrenching odour
remains of beef vindaloo
Open the window

Dark is the night sky
Decorated by bright stars
Taken for granted

hey! Yo seamonkey
I thought that you was killed.
Lret's do lunch, babe!!

Oh seamonkey!
I am missing you.
Please float again!

Eat SeaMonkey Eat
SeaMonkey you die
you do not float

Hamsters eat shredded
carrots and make little
black dates in return

Monica
I will clean it
no charge

Beach stroll. Warm sunset.
Neap tide lapping passive sands.
Tar stuck 'tween my toes.

I gorged on stale To-
fu at Yu's "All-Yu-Can-Eat"
I soiled my khakis!!!

Night enfolds the room
Endless quiet. Sleep descends.
Horrors lie in wait.

Words chiseled in stone.
Promises as good as gold.
In the end, just lies.

I lust, awaiting.
Quick, the little act is played.
Cash in hand, she leaves.

Cuffed, kicked and put out.
No mercy for an old dog.
Just the fleas are fat.

cottage cheese is good
eat your calcium
the best idea since ice cream

Taste of sweet oyster.
A frantic gasping for breath.
Thighs pressed to my ears.

Anna's addiction
Is not as sad as Mic's haiku
Wow, is that bad

fan belt sweat air hot got gone
bust finger bust finger crap crap
miller time miller time

I HAVE A PROBLEM
I CAN'T THINK OF A HAIKU
WHAT AM I TO DO>

Alarm clock it rings
Don't want to get up right now
But, I have to pee.

Annie's addiction
made me sad
her poem was better than any cigarette I ever had

Too Many People
Write Such Awful Shit Because
It's All They Can Do

How can i love you
If you will not lie down?
Hey, where are you going?

Spock! What is that thing?
It seems to be a chicken
Set phasers on stun

Smoking cigarettes
I know they're not good for me
But I'm addicted