Chaos Warrior
In my messy living room
Swing your battle-axe
by Fastball of Santa Rosa,
Speeding in my car
I didn't see the light change
Kiss my hairy butt
by Doug Jockinsen of USA
Speeding in my car
I didn't seethe light change
Kiss my hairy butt
by Doug Jockinsen of USA
oops shit not again
laundry soap with bleach today
where is chocolate?
by Diane B of Snohomish, USA
Barenaked Ladies
I mean the band you sicko!
Geez, what a pervert
by Bryce Kujala of San Luis Obispo, USA
The evil monkeys
climbed through our window to eat
my sweet grandmother
by Carl Shura of Canada
In the living room
he sits on the TV set.
Grandpa is senile.
by Carl Shura of Canada
I sit in my pants
recalling waxy red cars
always use the club
by MELISSA of Victoria, Canada
I'm not going to class today
I don't feel like getin' up
I'll get the notes from someone
by Boop Bop Sleep of Bloomsburg, USA
I'm not going to class today
I don't feel like getin' up
I'll get the notes from someone
by Boop Bop Sleep of Bloomsburg, USA
People who don't know
the syntax of haiku, should
not post their po'try
by Sherri Reid of Newcastle, USA
you suck
this much I know
now rot in hell
by Greg of Marietta, USA
Went to Disneyland
Got sick on the teacup ride
Mickey Mouse watches
by Steve Ford of Santa Cruz, USA
I'm reallyhungry
For something tasty to eat
Is it lunchtime yet?
by Anna of Sydney, AU
I don't want to work
It's such a beautiful day
Think I'll call in sick
by Anna of Sydney, AU
bad fun, almost like
magnetic poetry on
refrigerator
by Kidunotnot
My name is Jonas
I have walked many miles
To show you my feet
by Kristopher Taylor of Fallbrook, USA
Raindrops drench me, for
like a fool, I forgot my
umbrella at home.
by River of Seattle, USA
Computer books line
the wall of my office, next
they will fall on me
by Sherri Reid of Newcastle, USA
Rutabaga Queen
You know what I mean, don't you?
Royal vejtable
by Tom greenthumb of USA
Slut.
Slappy-thighed, wide-open woman
I want you.
by Jim Dewey of Hermosa Beach, USA
Don't touch the tweezers
Squeezing, wheezing nor pleasing
I sneezed on tweezers
by Rufus Xavier Sasparilla
Backup your data
Use only as directed
Don't lose your slippers
by Rufus Xavier Sasparilla
Leaves green
Golden leaves fall
Autumn calls
by Gerry Penrose of Oakville, Canada
where do I go now
somthing isnt right some how
oh well bye for now
by Patti Brooks of Northbay, Canada
please don't leave me now
you'll break my heart if you do
because i love you
by bhanezah of angeles city, philippines
i was in my room
waiting for someone to call
then you came along
by bhanezah of angeles city, philippines
life is very short
so look for someone to love
do not waste your time
by bhanezah of angeles city, philippines
May mountain goats, like
cheery hot dog breath, never
lust after your socks
by Sauron of The land, RaceCarYayas
Bonking the Salesman
Holy Shiest! so Smarmy. Weasel!
Cheap evil whore. itch!
by Flaming Sword of USA
Screwing the salesman
he drives a convertable
waste our twenty years
by Mud
where are my pants now?
your father is at the door
quick!out the window.
by jon
Green plastic bucket
Used to hold pickles, now trash
Which tasted better?
by Rufus Xavier Sasparilla
The door is ajar
But what does the jar adore?
Whacky doors and jars
by Rufus Xavier Sasparilla
Softly, like a brick
Curly, like toenail clippings
Those soft, curly birds
by Lester
Unaware, I lift the lid
The briny odor foreshadows
Forgotten washload
by Horsehair of Poland, USA
Light brown and goey
Stuck to the roof of your mouth
Alas, life's frustrations!
by Gerry Runte of Bernardsville, US
Nuclear Forces
Mingling Magnetically
Within A Raindrop
by Steve Offner of Carlsbad, USA
Nuclear Forces
Mingling Magnetically
Within A Raindrop
by Steve Offner of Carlsbad, USA
I'm eating fast and have to pass gass,
so why ask why pass me some pie.
by Tim Jennings of Danville, U.S.A.
i thought i saw you
standing under the tree
naked and weary
by bhanezah of angeles city, philippines
a beautiful rose
with many thorns around it
nobody can touch
by bhanezah of angeles city, philippines
My dear, sweet, ping pong
How I love the games we play
From across the miles
by Tigerlily of Sydney, AU
All day long I count
Rhythm persists in my head
Drastic measures soon
by nonsuch seattle,
Listen to the rain
Flooding the City Streets
Damp and Stinky Feet
by BluesMan of Pasig, Philippines
silence for my cat
was run over by a truck
silence for my cat
by Dogs are Smelly of Santa Fe, USA
Autumn's motley cloak
Casts its gaudy raiment
in a striptease wind.
by Michelle Scheybeler of Edmonton, Canada
My memory is blank
Computer screen has gone blue
What's my mind to do!
by Kool MoE of Annapolis, The best there is (US!)
16, like jimi,
doors, eagles and fleetwood mac.
born 30 years late.
by Maisie Day of Manchester, England
I am I
U are U
WE will never be US
by Jit of nyc, US
