I'm reallyhungry
For something tasty to eat
Is it lunchtime yet?

I don't want to work
It's such a beautiful day
Think I'll call in sick

bad fun, almost like
magnetic poetry on
refrigerator

My name is Jonas
I have walked many miles
To show you my feet

Raindrops drench me, for
like a fool, I forgot my
umbrella at home.

Computer books line
the wall of my office, next
they will fall on me

Rutabaga Queen
You know what I mean, don't you?
Royal vejtable

Slut.
Slappy-thighed, wide-open woman
I want you.

Don't touch the tweezers
Squeezing, wheezing nor pleasing
I sneezed on tweezers

Backup your data
Use only as directed
Don't lose your slippers

Leaves green
Golden leaves fall
Autumn calls

where do I go now
somthing isnt right some how
oh well bye for now

please don't leave me now
you'll break my heart if you do
because i love you

i was in my room
waiting for someone to call
then you came along

life is very short
so look for someone to love
do not waste your time

May mountain goats, like
cheery hot dog breath, never
lust after your socks

Bonking the Salesman
Holy Shiest! so Smarmy. Weasel!
Cheap evil whore. itch!

Screwing the salesman
he drives a convertable
waste our twenty years

where are my pants now?
your father is at the door
quick!out the window.

Green plastic bucket
Used to hold pickles, now trash
Which tasted better?

The door is ajar
But what does the jar adore?
Whacky doors and jars

Softly, like a brick
Curly, like toenail clippings
Those soft, curly birds

Unaware, I lift the lid
The briny odor foreshadows
Forgotten washload

Light brown and goey
Stuck to the roof of your mouth
Alas, life's frustrations!

Nuclear Forces
Mingling Magnetically
Within A Raindrop

Nuclear Forces
Mingling Magnetically
Within A Raindrop

I'm eating fast and have to pass gass,
so why ask why pass me some pie.

i thought i saw you
standing under the tree
naked and weary

a beautiful rose
with many thorns around it
nobody can touch

My dear, sweet, ping pong
How I love the games we play
From across the miles

All day long I count
Rhythm persists in my head
Drastic measures soon

Listen to the rain
Flooding the City Streets
Damp and Stinky Feet

silence for my cat
was run over by a truck
silence for my cat

Autumn's motley cloak
Casts its gaudy raiment
in a striptease wind.

My memory is blank
Computer screen has gone blue
What's my mind to do!

16, like jimi,
doors, eagles and fleetwood mac.
born 30 years late.

I am I
U are U
WE will never be US

There be two types now
They who eat cheese, they who don't
Which one would you be?

Whitey talk be good
But dissin homies be jive
Cuz I wit da hood.

Hey! Just love the blouse
Liberace called last night
Missed shower curtain

Hey, who put that there?
Mandarin skin on my shoe
It makes my eyes hurt.

Gutwrenching odour
remains of beef vindaloo
Open the window

Dark is the night sky
Decorated by bright stars
Taken for granted

hey! Yo seamonkey
I thought that you was killed.
Lret's do lunch, babe!!

Oh seamonkey!
I am missing you.
Please float again!

Eat SeaMonkey Eat
SeaMonkey you die
you do not float

Hamsters eat shredded
carrots and make little
black dates in return

Monica
I will clean it
no charge

Beach stroll. Warm sunset.
Neap tide lapping passive sands.
Tar stuck 'tween my toes.

I gorged on stale To-
fu at Yu's "All-Yu-Can-Eat"
I soiled my khakis!!!