Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

A message for Frank:
Flattery is quite allright
But don't enhale it.
Haiku # 591, October 7, 1998 6:57 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
What is that calling?
Is it that time already?
Let's go to the pub.
Haiku # 590, October 7, 1998 3:52 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
Blissful, balmy night
Spent camping in the mountains
Damn hoons followed us!
Haiku # 589, October 7, 1998 3:45 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
Why does my cigarette
light off again and again
Oh!Moon, have you seen my scooter

Haiku # 588, October 6, 1998 11:47 pm ET
by Rahul Jain of Kanpur, India
Standing under trees,
Growing for hundreds of years,
I took a big leak.
Haiku # 587, October 6, 1998 7:43 pm ET
by Nafa of Tampa, USA
dissolving tea lights
more winding conversation
summer patio
Haiku # 586, October 6, 1998 4:06 am ET
by Ruthie of Toronto,
Chaos Warrior
In my messy living room
Swing your battle-axe
Haiku # 585, October 6, 1998 1:17 am ET
by Fastball of Santa Rosa,
Speeding in my car
I didn't see the light change
Kiss my hairy butt
Haiku # 584, October 3, 1998 3:02 am ET
by Doug Jockinsen of USA
Speeding in my car
I didn't seethe light change
Kiss my hairy butt
Haiku # 583, October 3, 1998 3:02 am ET
by Doug Jockinsen of USA
oops shit not again
laundry soap with bleach today
where is chocolate?
Haiku # 582, October 2, 1998 10:34 pm ET
by Diane B of Snohomish, USA
Barenaked Ladies
I mean the band you sicko!
Geez, what a pervert
Haiku # 581, October 2, 1998 7:30 pm ET
by Bryce Kujala of San Luis Obispo, USA
The evil monkeys
climbed through our window to eat
my sweet grandmother
Haiku # 580, October 2, 1998 5:25 pm ET
by Carl Shura of Canada
In the living room
he sits on the TV set.
Grandpa is senile.
Haiku # 579, October 2, 1998 5:22 pm ET
by Carl Shura of Canada
I sit in my pants
recalling waxy red cars
always use the club
Haiku # 578, October 2, 1998 3:50 pm ET
by MELISSA of Victoria, Canada
I'm not going to class today
I don't feel like getin' up
I'll get the notes from someone
Haiku # 577, October 2, 1998 3:31 pm ET
by Boop Bop Sleep of Bloomsburg, USA
I'm not going to class today
I don't feel like getin' up
I'll get the notes from someone
Haiku # 576, October 2, 1998 3:31 pm ET
by Boop Bop Sleep of Bloomsburg, USA
People who don't know
the syntax of haiku, should
not post their po'try
Haiku # 575, October 2, 1998 2:05 pm ET
by Sherri Reid of Newcastle, USA
you suck
this much I know
now rot in hell
Haiku # 574, October 2, 1998 11:00 am ET
by Greg of Marietta, USA
Went to Disneyland
Got sick on the teacup ride
Mickey Mouse watches
Haiku # 573, October 2, 1998 3:41 am ET
by Steve Ford of Santa Cruz, USA
I'm reallyhungry
For something tasty to eat
Is it lunchtime yet?
Haiku # 572, October 1, 1998 11:45 pm ET
by Anna of Sydney, AU
I don't want to work
It's such a beautiful day
Think I'll call in sick
Haiku # 571, October 1, 1998 11:39 pm ET
by Anna of Sydney, AU
bad fun, almost like
magnetic poetry on
refrigerator
Haiku # 570, October 1, 1998 7:53 pm ET
by Kidunotnot
My name is Jonas
I have walked many miles
To show you my feet
Haiku # 569, October 1, 1998 7:34 pm ET
by Kristopher Taylor of Fallbrook, USA
Raindrops drench me, for
like a fool, I forgot my
umbrella at home.
Haiku # 568, October 1, 1998 7:02 pm ET
by River of Seattle, USA
Computer books line
the wall of my office, next
they will fall on me
Haiku # 567, October 1, 1998 5:29 pm ET
by Sherri Reid of Newcastle, USA
Rutabaga Queen
You know what I mean, don't you?
Royal vejtable
Haiku # 566, October 1, 1998 3:54 pm ET
by Tom greenthumb of USA
Slut.
Slappy-thighed, wide-open woman
I want you.
Haiku # 565, October 1, 1998 11:48 am ET
by Jim Dewey of Hermosa Beach, USA
Don't touch the tweezers
Squeezing, wheezing nor pleasing
I sneezed on tweezers
Haiku # 564, October 1, 1998 10:03 am ET
by Rufus Xavier Sasparilla
Backup your data
Use only as directed
Don't lose your slippers
Haiku # 563, October 1, 1998 9:58 am ET
by Rufus Xavier Sasparilla
Leaves green
Golden leaves fall
Autumn calls
Haiku # 562, October 1, 1998 9:56 am ET
by Gerry Penrose of Oakville, Canada
where do I go now
somthing isnt right some how
oh well bye for now
Haiku # 561, October 1, 1998 8:40 am ET
by Patti Brooks of Northbay, Canada
please don't leave me now
you'll break my heart if you do
because i love you
Haiku # 560, October 1, 1998 7:37 am ET
by bhanezah of angeles city, philippines
i was in my room
waiting for someone to call
then you came along
Haiku # 559, October 1, 1998 7:35 am ET
by bhanezah of angeles city, philippines
life is very short
so look for someone to love
do not waste your time
Haiku # 558, October 1, 1998 7:29 am ET
by bhanezah of angeles city, philippines
May mountain goats, like
cheery hot dog breath, never
lust after your socks
Haiku # 557, September 30, 1998 11:17 pm ET
by Sauron of The land, RaceCarYayas
Bonking the Salesman
Holy Shiest! so Smarmy. Weasel!
Cheap evil whore. itch!
Haiku # 556, September 30, 1998 3:02 pm ET
by Flaming Sword of USA
Screwing the salesman
he drives a convertable
waste our twenty years
Haiku # 555, September 30, 1998 1:11 pm ET
by Mud
where are my pants now?
your father is at the door
quick!out the window.
Haiku # 554, September 30, 1998 12:01 pm ET
by jon
Green plastic bucket
Used to hold pickles, now trash
Which tasted better?
Haiku # 553, September 30, 1998 10:16 am ET
by Rufus Xavier Sasparilla
The door is ajar
But what does the jar adore?
Whacky doors and jars
Haiku # 552, September 30, 1998 10:07 am ET
by Rufus Xavier Sasparilla
Softly, like a brick
Curly, like toenail clippings
Those soft, curly birds
Haiku # 551, September 30, 1998 9:32 am ET
by Lester
Unaware, I lift the lid
The briny odor foreshadows
Forgotten washload
Haiku # 550, September 30, 1998 8:10 am ET
by Horsehair of Poland, USA
Light brown and goey
Stuck to the roof of your mouth
Alas, life's frustrations!
Haiku # 549, September 30, 1998 6:50 am ET
by Gerry Runte of Bernardsville, US
Nuclear Forces
Mingling Magnetically
Within A Raindrop
Haiku # 548, September 29, 1998 10:08 pm ET
by Steve Offner of Carlsbad, USA
Nuclear Forces
Mingling Magnetically
Within A Raindrop
Haiku # 547, September 29, 1998 9:56 pm ET
by Steve Offner of Carlsbad, USA
I'm eating fast and have to pass gass,
so why ask why pass me some pie.
Haiku # 546, September 29, 1998 10:33 am ET
by Tim Jennings of Danville, U.S.A.
i thought i saw you
standing under the tree
naked and weary
Haiku # 545, September 24, 1998 10:39 am ET
by bhanezah of angeles city, philippines
a beautiful rose
with many thorns around it
nobody can touch
Haiku # 544, September 24, 1998 10:34 am ET
by bhanezah of angeles city, philippines
My dear, sweet, ping pong
How I love the games we play
From across the miles
Haiku # 543, September 24, 1998 12:38 am ET
by Tigerlily of Sydney, AU
All day long I count
Rhythm persists in my head
Drastic measures soon
Haiku # 542, September 18, 1998 5:11 pm ET
by nonsuch seattle,
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