What is a haikU?
A California city
with backwards spelling.
by L. Anderson of Cloverdale, usa
Sausage McMuffin
So tasty in the morning
But it makes me fat
by John J. Kim of Pittsburgh, USA
tried to read bad poems
couldn't; a bored drool,
it is insane bad tv beats this
by dev of Cripton, afgansijf
Misha My younger
sister peeps at bad haiku
where are her verses?
by Sherri Reid of Newcastle, USA
I remember when
polyester didn't breathe
My old leisure suits
by Keith Partridge of Marsupial, USA
So, tell me again:
Just how many syllables
Does this have to be?
by Gui of Austin, USA
Warm ocean breezes
An ice cold beer in my hand
A day at the beach
by Anna of ,
Viagra on sill.
Cost too much but now I'm firm,
I go bump a cow
by DRiVEN[D!] of Bloemies AI!,
Oh, Tamagotchi
Where could you possibly be?
Don't die on me now!!!!
by Anna of Sydney, AU
This is Anna here...
May I ask who is calling?
That clowns been long gone
by Anna of Sydney, AU
Dead dog in coffin
Never walkies, no never
Stiff cheese rover boy.
by Frank of Sydney, AU
Say it isn't so
Where did the second line go
Better go find it!
by Anna of Sydney, AU
A haiku for you
A bit of elfin magic
We are a true match
by Anna of Sydney, Aus
Unfamiliar knob
Wet eye-brows and nasal flush
Bad drinking fountain
by Lynn Umbarger of Troy, USA
So I messed up, Bill
Why don't you tell me which one?
Send me an e-mail.
by Anna of Sydney, AU
Licensing exam
Unmitigated nightmare
Death by study: slow.
by Donald Fallin, Psy.D. of Santa Rosa,
indiscriminate
litter in my mad gale
beautiful garbage
by dissaffected of real town,
die evil whore die
bullets cheaper than divorce
then I sleep better
by justice of Hell
Las Vegas Star Trek
Experience Made me sick
Won't go anymore
by Sherri Reid of Newcastle, USa
Hmmm what should I write
It doesn't really matter
It's just bad haiku
by me
Love is all that I need
but the dogs are dead
Any gal out there, mail me
by Rahul of Kanpur, India
It's Marzipan, Stan
Snickerdoodles, stickey treat
Tommorrow try squash
by wilfred of nowheresville,
Please don't torture me
And make me think for myself
For I have no brain
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
Root of all evil
Jealousy, greed and envy
It will kill us all
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
Will I ever know
The answer to this question
Somehow I doubt it
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
There was a young girl
from Nantucket...
Oops.
Sorry, wrong form.
by Paul Elmore of Northport, USA
Slowly I struggle
to compose a Haiku verse
It would help if I could count
by Mild Bill of Ithaca, USA
Lonely Webber Grill
Dreaming of coals in summer
Burning with desire
by Mok of Chicago, USA
Didn't get it right
Missed a return the first time
Had to try again.
by Karl of Sydney, Australia
What the hell is this?
You call this shit poetry?
My head really hurts.
by Karl of Sydney, Australia
What the hell is this?
< You call this shit poetry?br> My head really hurts.
by Karl of Sydney, Australia
So, what is the score?
I wonder quite a bloddy lot
Better not to think.
by Frank of Sydney, Australia
I am a man yeah
And wonder what that is, eh?
I'm a goose more like.
by Frank of Sydney, Australia
I gaze at me now
Wondering what I'm doing
Go to bed, lights out.
by Frank of Sydney, Australia
In the mud I sit
In the pig sty I call home
Comfortable mud.
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
Rolling in the dirt
God, I wallow in it yeah!!
See me sink in it
by Frank of Sydney, Australia
A lazy, fat slob
Sits waiting for a handout
Wait, I think it's me
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
Eating dirt, not good
Loving dirt, swallowing it
I'm a piggy
by Frank of Sydney, Australia
He's so intriguing
With a keen sense of humour
Is it possible?
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
I'm on a roll here
Serving up more bad haikus
Someone please stop me!!
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
Enquiring mind
The suspense is killing me
Who the hell are you?
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
ISDN line
Failing to transmit my files
Server login failed
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
The joys of cooking
How will I flavour this soup
Square onions, crazy
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
Oh, my bad haikus
Bad the operative word
Eli thinks they're good
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
oops, the previous
one, was not five-seven-five
i do it again
by nette of usa
oops, the previous
one, was not five-seven-five
i do it again
by nette of usa
Haiku, haiku
what are you?
seventeen syllables, I do it too!
by nette of usa
Site for bad haiku,
Horrible, terrible thought.
Delete, delete please.
by Denise Holterman of Toms River, USA
Just 16 colors?
Argue with video card
No resolution
by Bob Apthorpe of Austin, USA
Angry cards battle
Adapters seethe with hatred
Internal conflict
by Bob Apthorpe of Austin, USA
