I long for the day
When you and I will be in
The throws of passion
by Anna
I stew about it
It makes me want to throw up
I feel really sick
by Anna
Princess Diana
And aristocratic crew
Love to, eh, screw you!
by Frank
I'll hold up my glass
And toast your very being
A fine wine it is
by Anna
I am a fuckwit
This I know only too well
Who gives a damn, eh?
by Frank
The night is still young
The moon is full, stars are bright
The dawn comes too soon
by Anna
I am forty one
Plenty of time to wander
I need viagra
by Frank
writing good haiku
with the correct syllables
is very diffic
by amber brown of Adelaide, Australia
i live to live on
to see the breaking of dawn
and not be a pawn
by brian of phil, usa
wish I could open
the back of my computer
and fill it with milk
by Hollywood Bonfire
mom thinks I'm crazy
because I want to marry
a rabid monkey
by Hollywood Bonfire
profound not profane
whaddya think of that then
u obscene jerk-offs
by ashley of sydney, Oz
You think you're something
So smart, so witty, so cool
I've got news for you!
by Asif of New York,
The game is over
You're as boring as batshit
Take a fucking hike
by Asif
You Have Left T.O.
We Are So Sad You Know
We Must Visit Yo'
by Michael Dubrule of Toronto, Canada
didn't you knowthat
you're my hero-your are the
WIND BETWEENMY CHEEKS
by spranky mcbooboomuffins of funkytown, bottomofthesea
obese astronaut
squeezing into the capsule
so long, fatso
by Hollywood Bonfire Winkietown, Xiathgou
calmly I arrive
methodical orgasm
whoopie I just came
by Hollywood Bonfire of Winkietown, Xiathgou
kill me universe
bless a bird's nest with a match
and poop on the moon
by Yoyo Puttahoot of Boobyville, Chad
The deadline beckons
I am tired of waiting
They can all get fu#$ed!
by Anna
logoff tired surfer
go to sleep my racing brain
damn insomnia
by ashley
Bill gates profits big,
while netscape dies a slow death.
Suck my ass billy.
by Koan of Vancouver, Canada
Oh fluffy monkey
Hairy lump of potato
She is a fat cat
by Anna
Oh My friends my friends
I am leaving all of you
LONG LIVE BAD HAIKU!
by The Haiku Master of Toronto, Canada
I stay'd up 'til two
set the clocks back; yet again
until the sun rose
by Alex
cold winds are blowing
upon those less fortunate
but i'm all right jack
by ashley of sydney, Oz
The leaves turn yellow,
red, orange and copper hues.
Too soon sets the sun.
by L. D. A. of Cloverdale, USA
Sherri, hope you're proud
These bad Haiku are for you
Now, back to the books
by Misha Franklin of Portland, USA
Just trying to be
As cool as my big sister
Have to keep trying>
by Misha Franklin of Portland, USA
Got homework to do
So I'm on the internet
Procrastinator
by Misha Franklin of Portland, USA
Sher- as a way to
communicate, Haiku sucks
i'll give you a call
by Misha Franklin of Portland, USA
Sherri, by big sis
Is my hero, yes she is
She writes baaaad Haiku
by Misha Franklin of Portland, USA
Returning homeward
pedalling much easier
the wind at my back
by L. D. A. of Cloverdale, USA
Bicycling northward
excedingly difficult
brisk wind in my face
by L. D. A. of Cloverdale, USA
i cannot recall, the great things escape my mind. Short term memory
by DRiVEN[D!] of Bloem!!, ZA!!
It wasn't DeadWood
It was the g-string that hurt.
My poor crampy butt!
by DRiVEN[D!] of Bloem!, ZA!
we exist for now
looking back to find ourselves
suddenly past it
by ashley of sydney, australia
What is a haikU?
A California city
with backwards spelling.
by L. Anderson of Cloverdale, usa
Sausage McMuffin
So tasty in the morning
But it makes me fat
by John J. Kim of Pittsburgh, USA
tried to read bad poems
couldn't; a bored drool,
it is insane bad tv beats this
by dev of Cripton, afgansijf
Misha My younger
sister peeps at bad haiku
where are her verses?
by Sherri Reid of Newcastle, USA
I remember when
polyester didn't breathe
My old leisure suits
by Keith Partridge of Marsupial, USA
So, tell me again:
Just how many syllables
Does this have to be?
by Gui of Austin, USA
Warm ocean breezes
An ice cold beer in my hand
A day at the beach
by Anna of ,
Viagra on sill.
Cost too much but now I'm firm,
I go bump a cow
by DRiVEN[D!] of Bloemies AI!,
Oh, Tamagotchi
Where could you possibly be?
Don't die on me now!!!!
by Anna of Sydney, AU
This is Anna here...
May I ask who is calling?
That clowns been long gone
by Anna of Sydney, AU
Dead dog in coffin
Never walkies, no never
Stiff cheese rover boy.
by Frank of Sydney, AU
Say it isn't so
Where did the second line go
Better go find it!
by Anna of Sydney, AU
A haiku for you
A bit of elfin magic
We are a true match
by Anna of Sydney, Aus
