Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

Kill a pensioner
You'll never regret it huh?
Goodnight Grandpappy
Haiku # 680, November 5, 1998 5:52 am ET
by Frank
I long for the day
When you and I will be in
The throws of passion
Haiku # 679, November 5, 1998 5:50 am ET
by Anna
I stew about it
It makes me want to throw up
I feel really sick
Haiku # 678, November 5, 1998 5:45 am ET
by Anna
Princess Diana
And aristocratic crew
Love to, eh, screw you!
Haiku # 677, November 5, 1998 5:40 am ET
by Frank
I'll hold up my glass
And toast your very being
A fine wine it is
Haiku # 676, November 5, 1998 5:36 am ET
by Anna
I am a fuckwit
This I know only too well
Who gives a damn, eh?
Haiku # 675, November 5, 1998 5:31 am ET
by Frank
The night is still young
The moon is full, stars are bright
The dawn comes too soon
Haiku # 674, November 5, 1998 5:25 am ET
by Anna
I am forty one
Plenty of time to wander
I need viagra
Haiku # 673, November 5, 1998 5:21 am ET
by Frank
writing good haiku
with the correct syllables
is very diffic
Haiku # 672, November 5, 1998 12:13 am ET
by amber brown of Adelaide, Australia
i live to live on
to see the breaking of dawn
and not be a pawn
Haiku # 671, November 4, 1998 5:51 pm ET
by brian of phil, usa
wish I could open
the back of my computer
and fill it with milk
Haiku # 670, November 4, 1998 4:03 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
mom thinks I'm crazy
because I want to marry
a rabid monkey
Haiku # 669, November 4, 1998 3:45 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
profound not profane
whaddya think of that then
u obscene jerk-offs
Haiku # 668, November 4, 1998 6:14 am ET
by ashley of sydney, Oz
You think you're something
So smart, so witty, so cool
I've got news for you!
Haiku # 667, November 4, 1998 1:31 am ET
by Asif of New York,
The game is over
You're as boring as batshit
Take a fucking hike
Haiku # 666, November 4, 1998 1:24 am ET
by Asif
You Have Left T.O.
We Are So Sad You Know
We Must Visit Yo'
Haiku # 665, November 3, 1998 10:44 pm ET
by Michael Dubrule of Toronto, Canada
didn't you knowthat
you're my hero-your are the
WIND BETWEENMY CHEEKS
Haiku # 664, November 3, 1998 9:51 pm ET
by spranky mcbooboomuffins of funkytown, bottomofthesea
obese astronaut
squeezing into the capsule
so long, fatso
Haiku # 663, November 3, 1998 7:41 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire Winkietown, Xiathgou
calmly I arrive
methodical orgasm
whoopie I just came
Haiku # 662, November 3, 1998 4:21 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire of Winkietown, Xiathgou
kill me universe
bless a bird's nest with a match
and poop on the moon
Haiku # 661, November 3, 1998 4:04 pm ET
by Yoyo Puttahoot of Boobyville, Chad
The deadline beckons
I am tired of waiting
They can all get fu#$ed!
Haiku # 660, November 1, 1998 8:49 pm ET
by Anna
logoff tired surfer
go to sleep my racing brain
damn insomnia
Haiku # 659, October 31, 1998 4:18 am ET
by ashley
Bill gates profits big,
while netscape dies a slow death.
Suck my ass billy.
Haiku # 658, October 30, 1998 11:59 pm ET
by Koan of Vancouver, Canada
Oh fluffy monkey
Hairy lump of potato
She is a fat cat
Haiku # 657, October 30, 1998 7:59 pm ET
by Anna
Oh My friends my friends
I am leaving all of you
LONG LIVE BAD HAIKU!
Haiku # 656, October 28, 1998 3:09 am ET
by The Haiku Master of Toronto, Canada
I stay'd up 'til two
set the clocks back; yet again
until the sun rose
Haiku # 655, October 27, 1998 1:05 pm ET
by Alex
cold winds are blowing
upon those less fortunate
but i'm all right jack
Haiku # 654, October 27, 1998 6:55 am ET
by ashley of sydney, Oz
The leaves turn yellow,
red, orange and copper hues.
Too soon sets the sun.
Haiku # 653, October 27, 1998 1:43 am ET
by L. D. A. of Cloverdale, USA
Sherri, hope you're proud
These bad Haiku are for you
Now, back to the books
Haiku # 652, October 26, 1998 10:22 pm ET
by Misha Franklin of Portland, USA
Just trying to be
As cool as my big sister
Have to keep trying>
Haiku # 651, October 26, 1998 10:19 pm ET
by Misha Franklin of Portland, USA
Got homework to do
So I'm on the internet
Procrastinator
Haiku # 650, October 26, 1998 10:17 pm ET
by Misha Franklin of Portland, USA
Sher- as a way to
communicate, Haiku sucks
i'll give you a call
Haiku # 649, October 26, 1998 10:15 pm ET
by Misha Franklin of Portland, USA
Sherri, by big sis
Is my hero, yes she is
She writes baaaad Haiku
Haiku # 648, October 26, 1998 10:13 pm ET
by Misha Franklin of Portland, USA
Returning homeward
pedalling much easier
the wind at my back
Haiku # 647, October 26, 1998 12:56 pm ET
by L. D. A. of Cloverdale, USA
Bicycling northward
excedingly difficult
brisk wind in my face
Haiku # 646, October 26, 1998 12:53 pm ET
by L. D. A. of Cloverdale, USA
i cannot recall, the great things escape my mind. Short term memory
Haiku # 645, October 24, 1998 1:26 pm ET
by DRiVEN[D!] of Bloem!!, ZA!!
It wasn't DeadWood
It was the g-string that hurt.
My poor crampy butt!
Haiku # 644, October 24, 1998 1:07 pm ET
by DRiVEN[D!] of Bloem!, ZA!
we exist for now
looking back to find ourselves
suddenly past it
Haiku # 643, October 24, 1998 7:56 am ET
by ashley of sydney, australia
What is a haikU?
A California city
with backwards spelling.
Haiku # 642, October 24, 1998 12:51 am ET
by L. Anderson of Cloverdale, usa
Sausage McMuffin
So tasty in the morning
But it makes me fat
Haiku # 641, October 22, 1998 9:21 am ET
by John J. Kim of Pittsburgh, USA
tried to read bad poems
couldn't; a bored drool,
it is insane bad tv beats this
Haiku # 640, October 22, 1998 8:20 am ET
by dev of Cripton, afgansijf
Misha My younger
sister peeps at bad haiku
where are her verses?
Haiku # 639, October 19, 1998 2:09 pm ET
by Sherri Reid of Newcastle, USA
I remember when
polyester didn't breathe
My old leisure suits
Haiku # 638, October 19, 1998 1:21 pm ET
by Keith Partridge of Marsupial, USA
So, tell me again:
Just how many syllables
Does this have to be?
Haiku # 637, October 18, 1998 10:21 pm ET
by Gui of Austin, USA
Warm ocean breezes
An ice cold beer in my hand
A day at the beach
Haiku # 636, October 17, 1998 12:16 am ET
by Anna of ,
Viagra on sill.
Cost too much but now I'm firm,
I go bump a cow
Haiku # 635, October 16, 1998 9:16 am ET
by DRiVEN[D!] of Bloemies AI!,
Oh, Tamagotchi
Where could you possibly be?
Don't die on me now!!!!
Haiku # 634, October 15, 1998 8:33 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, AU
This is Anna here...
May I ask who is calling?
That clowns been long gone
Haiku # 633, October 15, 1998 8:28 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, AU
Dead dog in coffin
Never walkies, no never
Stiff cheese rover boy.
Haiku # 632, October 15, 1998 8:22 am ET
by Frank of Sydney, AU
Say it isn't so
Where did the second line go
Better go find it!
Haiku # 631, October 15, 1998 8:15 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, AU
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