Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

Is it just me, or
are pigs that sell ham products
very disturbing?
Haiku # 716, November 16, 1998 4:26 pm ET
by Trevor
Little bastard dog
Chewing on himself all day
Lucky bastard dog
Haiku # 715, November 16, 1998 4:18 pm ET
by Trevor
submissions working!
exciting, must up my pace
three thousand a day
Haiku # 714, November 16, 1998 3:19 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Haiku is very nice
but let's stop this nonsense now
and get on living.
Haiku # 713, November 16, 1998 10:18 am ET
by Fernando Santiago of Bayam
Esto est
Haiku # 712, November 16, 1998 10:12 am ET
by Fernando Santiago of San Juan, USA
Egg and cheese on toast
Bacon and egg McMuffin
Good hangover cures
Haiku # 711, November 16, 1998 1:24 am ET
by Cranky
Distance between us
Thousands and thousands ofmiles
Still not far enough
Haiku # 710, November 16, 1998 1:19 am ET
by Cranky
Outside the rain falls
Tapping loudly on the roof
Disrupting my sleep
Haiku # 709, November 16, 1998 1:04 am ET
by Cranky
Just wanted to see
The stars in all their glory
But you keep me blind
Haiku # 708, November 15, 1998 5:09 pm ET
by Tervor
Blue peanut butter
Brown jelly on purple toast
My ass in the milk
Haiku # 707, November 15, 1998 5:06 pm ET
by Trevor
Hi Koo.How are you?
I am just fine.How are you?
Die you piece of shit
Haiku # 706, November 15, 1998 5:03 pm ET
by Trevor
Bad mayonaise glops
Over my fingers and toes
Rancid, yet pleasing
Haiku # 705, November 15, 1998 5:00 pm ET
by Trevor of Radford, US
why don't little kids
who are younger than 14
work for Kathie Lee
Haiku # 704, November 15, 1998 3:31 am ET
by Steve
Steve, guns, chicks


steve loves his guns, yes
he loves his webpage with all
the guns and women.

visit steve's page at dwp.bigplanet.com/stevenh
Haiku # 703, November 15, 1998 2:32 am ET
by Ryan of USA
Just five syllables
Is not enough to really
Say everything I
Haiku # 702, November 15, 1998 1:19 am ET
by Pete of Houston, USA
Blueberry donuts
Oh yes how I do love thee
Let the jelly roll
Haiku # 701, November 15, 1998 1:15 am ET
by Kate of Houston, USA
Girl I really like
Visits, but there is no sex
Unfortunately
Haiku # 700, November 13, 1998 9:21 pm ET
by Jim of Gadsden, USA
Talkin Talkin to myself Better than talkin to walls That's my everyday life.
Haiku # 699, November 13, 1998 9:21 pm ET
by Mahalakshmi Krishnamurthy of Houston, USA
MIstakes


No one is perfect Everybody makes mistakes And learn from them too.
Haiku # 698, November 13, 1998 9:07 pm ET
by Asma Hassan of Houston, USA
I feel so empty
For my love has passed me by
Like dust in the wind
Haiku # 697, November 12, 1998 5:41 am ET
by bon appetit
An empty bottle
And an empty glass spells the
End of this long day
Haiku # 696, November 12, 1998 5:13 am ET
by bon appetit
Born restless, still am
Hearts pumping and eyes can see
A lamb lost in woods
Haiku # 695, November 12, 1998 5:10 am ET
by Frank
How can I love you?
You're so vague and never there
But somehow I do
Haiku # 694, November 12, 1998 5:05 am ET
by bon appetit
Ongoing project
Someday I will finish it
Procrastination
Haiku # 693, November 12, 1998 4:56 am ET
by bon appetit
My fine illusion
A dream or a fantasy
Never to be known
Haiku # 692, November 12, 1998 4:52 am ET
by bon appetit
Love's a waste of time
Too much pain, too much heartache
I can cry no more
Haiku # 691, November 12, 1998 4:48 am ET
by bon appetit
Love is such a bitch
Is she really worth it now?
Going fishing
Haiku # 690, November 11, 1998 7:21 pm ET
by JohnieBoy of Mobile, ASU
Haiku for Three Crowns

A horse broke down in
In the race thatstops the nation
A tragic ending
Haiku # 689, November 11, 1998 12:35 am ET
by Anna
drank too much coffee
put my boss in a headlock
at the big meeting
Haiku # 688, November 5, 1998 1:45 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
whispered lullabye
into the robotic ear
doesn't change its state
Haiku # 687, November 5, 1998 1:03 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
wanna get real drunk
and burn down the orphanage
and wake up sorry
Haiku # 686, November 5, 1998 10:21 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
A Hiaku for My Dog
Whippets are a gas.
When warm, expand to take up
space available
Haiku # 685, November 5, 1998 9:21 am ET
by L. D. A. of Cloverdale, USA
You're so good with words
That give my mind clarity
Refreshing, so true
Haiku # 684, November 5, 1998 6:08 am ET
by anna
I will kill all folk
That do not like this haiku
And that means you bud!
Haiku # 683, November 5, 1998 6:04 am ET
by Frank
Syllable over
Committed haiku faux pas
So sue me ya pricks!
Haiku # 682, November 5, 1998 5:59 am ET
by Anna
Across the atruim
Stood Adonis in the flesh
Damn, I want him bad
Haiku # 681, November 5, 1998 5:55 am ET
by Anna
Kill a pensioner
You'll never regret it huh?
Goodnight Grandpappy
Haiku # 680, November 5, 1998 5:52 am ET
by Frank
I long for the day
When you and I will be in
The throws of passion
Haiku # 679, November 5, 1998 5:50 am ET
by Anna
I stew about it
It makes me want to throw up
I feel really sick
Haiku # 678, November 5, 1998 5:45 am ET
by Anna
Princess Diana
And aristocratic crew
Love to, eh, screw you!
Haiku # 677, November 5, 1998 5:40 am ET
by Frank
I'll hold up my glass
And toast your very being
A fine wine it is
Haiku # 676, November 5, 1998 5:36 am ET
by Anna
I am a fuckwit
This I know only too well
Who gives a damn, eh?
Haiku # 675, November 5, 1998 5:31 am ET
by Frank
The night is still young
The moon is full, stars are bright
The dawn comes too soon
Haiku # 674, November 5, 1998 5:25 am ET
by Anna
I am forty one
Plenty of time to wander
I need viagra
Haiku # 673, November 5, 1998 5:21 am ET
by Frank
writing good haiku
with the correct syllables
is very diffic
Haiku # 672, November 5, 1998 12:13 am ET
by amber brown of Adelaide, Australia
i live to live on
to see the breaking of dawn
and not be a pawn
Haiku # 671, November 4, 1998 5:51 pm ET
by brian of phil, usa
wish I could open
the back of my computer
and fill it with milk
Haiku # 670, November 4, 1998 4:03 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
mom thinks I'm crazy
because I want to marry
a rabid monkey
Haiku # 669, November 4, 1998 3:45 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
profound not profane
whaddya think of that then
u obscene jerk-offs
Haiku # 668, November 4, 1998 6:14 am ET
by ashley of sydney, Oz
You think you're something
So smart, so witty, so cool
I've got news for you!
Haiku # 667, November 4, 1998 1:31 am ET
by Asif of New York,
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