Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

Haiku is very nice
but let's stop this nonsense now
and get on living.
Haiku # 713, November 16, 1998 10:18 am ET
by Fernando Santiago of Bayam
Esto est
Haiku # 712, November 16, 1998 10:12 am ET
by Fernando Santiago of San Juan, USA
Egg and cheese on toast
Bacon and egg McMuffin
Good hangover cures
Haiku # 711, November 16, 1998 1:24 am ET
by Cranky
Distance between us
Thousands and thousands ofmiles
Still not far enough
Haiku # 710, November 16, 1998 1:19 am ET
by Cranky
Outside the rain falls
Tapping loudly on the roof
Disrupting my sleep
Haiku # 709, November 16, 1998 1:04 am ET
by Cranky
Just wanted to see
The stars in all their glory
But you keep me blind
Haiku # 708, November 15, 1998 5:09 pm ET
by Tervor
Blue peanut butter
Brown jelly on purple toast
My ass in the milk
Haiku # 707, November 15, 1998 5:06 pm ET
by Trevor
Hi Koo.How are you?
I am just fine.How are you?
Die you piece of shit
Haiku # 706, November 15, 1998 5:03 pm ET
by Trevor
Bad mayonaise glops
Over my fingers and toes
Rancid, yet pleasing
Haiku # 705, November 15, 1998 5:00 pm ET
by Trevor of Radford, US
why don't little kids
who are younger than 14
work for Kathie Lee
Haiku # 704, November 15, 1998 3:31 am ET
by Steve
Steve, guns, chicks


steve loves his guns, yes
he loves his webpage with all
the guns and women.

visit steve's page at dwp.bigplanet.com/stevenh
Haiku # 703, November 15, 1998 2:32 am ET
by Ryan of USA
Just five syllables
Is not enough to really
Say everything I
Haiku # 702, November 15, 1998 1:19 am ET
by Pete of Houston, USA
Blueberry donuts
Oh yes how I do love thee
Let the jelly roll
Haiku # 701, November 15, 1998 1:15 am ET
by Kate of Houston, USA
Girl I really like
Visits, but there is no sex
Unfortunately
Haiku # 700, November 13, 1998 9:21 pm ET
by Jim of Gadsden, USA
Talkin Talkin to myself Better than talkin to walls That's my everyday life.
Haiku # 699, November 13, 1998 9:21 pm ET
by Mahalakshmi Krishnamurthy of Houston, USA
MIstakes


No one is perfect Everybody makes mistakes And learn from them too.
Haiku # 698, November 13, 1998 9:07 pm ET
by Asma Hassan of Houston, USA
I feel so empty
For my love has passed me by
Like dust in the wind
Haiku # 697, November 12, 1998 5:41 am ET
by bon appetit
An empty bottle
And an empty glass spells the
End of this long day
Haiku # 696, November 12, 1998 5:13 am ET
by bon appetit
Born restless, still am
Hearts pumping and eyes can see
A lamb lost in woods
Haiku # 695, November 12, 1998 5:10 am ET
by Frank
How can I love you?
You're so vague and never there
But somehow I do
Haiku # 694, November 12, 1998 5:05 am ET
by bon appetit
Ongoing project
Someday I will finish it
Procrastination
Haiku # 693, November 12, 1998 4:56 am ET
by bon appetit
My fine illusion
A dream or a fantasy
Never to be known
Haiku # 692, November 12, 1998 4:52 am ET
by bon appetit
Love's a waste of time
Too much pain, too much heartache
I can cry no more
Haiku # 691, November 12, 1998 4:48 am ET
by bon appetit
Love is such a bitch
Is she really worth it now?
Going fishing
Haiku # 690, November 11, 1998 7:21 pm ET
by JohnieBoy of Mobile, ASU
Haiku for Three Crowns

A horse broke down in
In the race thatstops the nation
A tragic ending
Haiku # 689, November 11, 1998 12:35 am ET
by Anna
drank too much coffee
put my boss in a headlock
at the big meeting
Haiku # 688, November 5, 1998 1:45 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
whispered lullabye
into the robotic ear
doesn't change its state
Haiku # 687, November 5, 1998 1:03 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
wanna get real drunk
and burn down the orphanage
and wake up sorry
Haiku # 686, November 5, 1998 10:21 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
A Hiaku for My Dog
Whippets are a gas.
When warm, expand to take up
space available
Haiku # 685, November 5, 1998 9:21 am ET
by L. D. A. of Cloverdale, USA
You're so good with words
That give my mind clarity
Refreshing, so true
Haiku # 684, November 5, 1998 6:08 am ET
by anna
I will kill all folk
That do not like this haiku
And that means you bud!
Haiku # 683, November 5, 1998 6:04 am ET
by Frank
Syllable over
Committed haiku faux pas
So sue me ya pricks!
Haiku # 682, November 5, 1998 5:59 am ET
by Anna
Across the atruim
Stood Adonis in the flesh
Damn, I want him bad
Haiku # 681, November 5, 1998 5:55 am ET
by Anna
Kill a pensioner
You'll never regret it huh?
Goodnight Grandpappy
Haiku # 680, November 5, 1998 5:52 am ET
by Frank
I long for the day
When you and I will be in
The throws of passion
Haiku # 679, November 5, 1998 5:50 am ET
by Anna
I stew about it
It makes me want to throw up
I feel really sick
Haiku # 678, November 5, 1998 5:45 am ET
by Anna
Princess Diana
And aristocratic crew
Love to, eh, screw you!
Haiku # 677, November 5, 1998 5:40 am ET
by Frank
I'll hold up my glass
And toast your very being
A fine wine it is
Haiku # 676, November 5, 1998 5:36 am ET
by Anna
I am a fuckwit
This I know only too well
Who gives a damn, eh?
Haiku # 675, November 5, 1998 5:31 am ET
by Frank
The night is still young
The moon is full, stars are bright
The dawn comes too soon
Haiku # 674, November 5, 1998 5:25 am ET
by Anna
I am forty one
Plenty of time to wander
I need viagra
Haiku # 673, November 5, 1998 5:21 am ET
by Frank
writing good haiku
with the correct syllables
is very diffic
Haiku # 672, November 5, 1998 12:13 am ET
by amber brown of Adelaide, Australia
i live to live on
to see the breaking of dawn
and not be a pawn
Haiku # 671, November 4, 1998 5:51 pm ET
by brian of phil, usa
wish I could open
the back of my computer
and fill it with milk
Haiku # 670, November 4, 1998 4:03 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
mom thinks I'm crazy
because I want to marry
a rabid monkey
Haiku # 669, November 4, 1998 3:45 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
profound not profane
whaddya think of that then
u obscene jerk-offs
Haiku # 668, November 4, 1998 6:14 am ET
by ashley of sydney, Oz
You think you're something
So smart, so witty, so cool
I've got news for you!
Haiku # 667, November 4, 1998 1:31 am ET
by Asif of New York,
The game is over
You're as boring as batshit
Take a fucking hike
Haiku # 666, November 4, 1998 1:24 am ET
by Asif
You Have Left T.O.
We Are So Sad You Know
We Must Visit Yo'
Haiku # 665, November 3, 1998 10:44 pm ET
by Michael Dubrule of Toronto, Canada
didn't you knowthat
you're my hero-your are the
WIND BETWEENMY CHEEKS
Haiku # 664, November 3, 1998 9:51 pm ET
by spranky mcbooboomuffins of funkytown, bottomofthesea
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