Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

Blueberry donuts
Oh yes how I do love thee
Let the jelly roll
Haiku # 701, November 15, 1998 1:15 am ET
by Kate of Houston, USA
Girl I really like
Visits, but there is no sex
Unfortunately
Haiku # 700, November 13, 1998 9:21 pm ET
by Jim of Gadsden, USA
Talkin Talkin to myself Better than talkin to walls That's my everyday life.
Haiku # 699, November 13, 1998 9:21 pm ET
by Mahalakshmi Krishnamurthy of Houston, USA
MIstakes


No one is perfect Everybody makes mistakes And learn from them too.
Haiku # 698, November 13, 1998 9:07 pm ET
by Asma Hassan of Houston, USA
I feel so empty
For my love has passed me by
Like dust in the wind
Haiku # 697, November 12, 1998 5:41 am ET
by bon appetit
An empty bottle
And an empty glass spells the
End of this long day
Haiku # 696, November 12, 1998 5:13 am ET
by bon appetit
Born restless, still am
Hearts pumping and eyes can see
A lamb lost in woods
Haiku # 695, November 12, 1998 5:10 am ET
by Frank
How can I love you?
You're so vague and never there
But somehow I do
Haiku # 694, November 12, 1998 5:05 am ET
by bon appetit
Ongoing project
Someday I will finish it
Procrastination
Haiku # 693, November 12, 1998 4:56 am ET
by bon appetit
My fine illusion
A dream or a fantasy
Never to be known
Haiku # 692, November 12, 1998 4:52 am ET
by bon appetit
Love's a waste of time
Too much pain, too much heartache
I can cry no more
Haiku # 691, November 12, 1998 4:48 am ET
by bon appetit
Love is such a bitch
Is she really worth it now?
Going fishing
Haiku # 690, November 11, 1998 7:21 pm ET
by JohnieBoy of Mobile, ASU
Haiku for Three Crowns

A horse broke down in
In the race thatstops the nation
A tragic ending
Haiku # 689, November 11, 1998 12:35 am ET
by Anna
drank too much coffee
put my boss in a headlock
at the big meeting
Haiku # 688, November 5, 1998 1:45 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
whispered lullabye
into the robotic ear
doesn't change its state
Haiku # 687, November 5, 1998 1:03 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
wanna get real drunk
and burn down the orphanage
and wake up sorry
Haiku # 686, November 5, 1998 10:21 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
A Hiaku for My Dog
Whippets are a gas.
When warm, expand to take up
space available
Haiku # 685, November 5, 1998 9:21 am ET
by L. D. A. of Cloverdale, USA
You're so good with words
That give my mind clarity
Refreshing, so true
Haiku # 684, November 5, 1998 6:08 am ET
by anna
I will kill all folk
That do not like this haiku
And that means you bud!
Haiku # 683, November 5, 1998 6:04 am ET
by Frank
Syllable over
Committed haiku faux pas
So sue me ya pricks!
Haiku # 682, November 5, 1998 5:59 am ET
by Anna
Across the atruim
Stood Adonis in the flesh
Damn, I want him bad
Haiku # 681, November 5, 1998 5:55 am ET
by Anna
Kill a pensioner
You'll never regret it huh?
Goodnight Grandpappy
Haiku # 680, November 5, 1998 5:52 am ET
by Frank
I long for the day
When you and I will be in
The throws of passion
Haiku # 679, November 5, 1998 5:50 am ET
by Anna
I stew about it
It makes me want to throw up
I feel really sick
Haiku # 678, November 5, 1998 5:45 am ET
by Anna
Princess Diana
And aristocratic crew
Love to, eh, screw you!
Haiku # 677, November 5, 1998 5:40 am ET
by Frank
I'll hold up my glass
And toast your very being
A fine wine it is
Haiku # 676, November 5, 1998 5:36 am ET
by Anna
I am a fuckwit
This I know only too well
Who gives a damn, eh?
Haiku # 675, November 5, 1998 5:31 am ET
by Frank
The night is still young
The moon is full, stars are bright
The dawn comes too soon
Haiku # 674, November 5, 1998 5:25 am ET
by Anna
I am forty one
Plenty of time to wander
I need viagra
Haiku # 673, November 5, 1998 5:21 am ET
by Frank
writing good haiku
with the correct syllables
is very diffic
Haiku # 672, November 5, 1998 12:13 am ET
by amber brown of Adelaide, Australia
i live to live on
to see the breaking of dawn
and not be a pawn
Haiku # 671, November 4, 1998 5:51 pm ET
by brian of phil, usa
wish I could open
the back of my computer
and fill it with milk
Haiku # 670, November 4, 1998 4:03 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
mom thinks I'm crazy
because I want to marry
a rabid monkey
Haiku # 669, November 4, 1998 3:45 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
profound not profane
whaddya think of that then
u obscene jerk-offs
Haiku # 668, November 4, 1998 6:14 am ET
by ashley of sydney, Oz
You think you're something
So smart, so witty, so cool
I've got news for you!
Haiku # 667, November 4, 1998 1:31 am ET
by Asif of New York,
The game is over
You're as boring as batshit
Take a fucking hike
Haiku # 666, November 4, 1998 1:24 am ET
by Asif
You Have Left T.O.
We Are So Sad You Know
We Must Visit Yo'
Haiku # 665, November 3, 1998 10:44 pm ET
by Michael Dubrule of Toronto, Canada
didn't you knowthat
you're my hero-your are the
WIND BETWEENMY CHEEKS
Haiku # 664, November 3, 1998 9:51 pm ET
by spranky mcbooboomuffins of funkytown, bottomofthesea
obese astronaut
squeezing into the capsule
so long, fatso
Haiku # 663, November 3, 1998 7:41 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire Winkietown, Xiathgou
calmly I arrive
methodical orgasm
whoopie I just came
Haiku # 662, November 3, 1998 4:21 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire of Winkietown, Xiathgou
kill me universe
bless a bird's nest with a match
and poop on the moon
Haiku # 661, November 3, 1998 4:04 pm ET
by Yoyo Puttahoot of Boobyville, Chad
The deadline beckons
I am tired of waiting
They can all get fu#$ed!
Haiku # 660, November 1, 1998 8:49 pm ET
by Anna
logoff tired surfer
go to sleep my racing brain
damn insomnia
Haiku # 659, October 31, 1998 4:18 am ET
by ashley
Bill gates profits big,
while netscape dies a slow death.
Suck my ass billy.
Haiku # 658, October 30, 1998 11:59 pm ET
by Koan of Vancouver, Canada
Oh fluffy monkey
Hairy lump of potato
She is a fat cat
Haiku # 657, October 30, 1998 7:59 pm ET
by Anna
Oh My friends my friends
I am leaving all of you
LONG LIVE BAD HAIKU!
Haiku # 656, October 28, 1998 3:09 am ET
by The Haiku Master of Toronto, Canada
I stay'd up 'til two
set the clocks back; yet again
until the sun rose
Haiku # 655, October 27, 1998 1:05 pm ET
by Alex
cold winds are blowing
upon those less fortunate
but i'm all right jack
Haiku # 654, October 27, 1998 6:55 am ET
by ashley of sydney, Oz
The leaves turn yellow,
red, orange and copper hues.
Too soon sets the sun.
Haiku # 653, October 27, 1998 1:43 am ET
by L. D. A. of Cloverdale, USA
Sherri, hope you're proud
These bad Haiku are for you
Now, back to the books
Haiku # 652, October 26, 1998 10:22 pm ET
by Misha Franklin of Portland, USA
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