Cow Revolution!
We will be discarded on
History
by Fingers McPhee of London, UK
If Fate was a cop
I'd shoot him with his gun, and
play with his siren.
by Walter Hale
cops make me nervous
in my trunk I still have those
two rotting pandas
by Hollywood Bonfire
If not for the wife
I'd start me a smack habit
Thanks a lot, you bitch
by Intern
If you have taste buds
You may be up Jacob's Creek
Without a paddle.
by Fingers McPhee of London, UK
*sip* *gag* *choke* Chateau
Cookaburra has hints of
Cat's piss and napalm.
by Fingers McPhee of London, UK
Don't be shy, mate. Jump
Hard on them. They say it's a
Good Athlete's Foot cure.
by Fingers McPhee of London, UK
Don't be shy, mate. Jump
Hard on them. They say it's a
Good Athlete's Foot cure.
by Fingers McPhee of London, UK
Australian wine!
This is what it would taste like
If grapes could wee.
by Fingers McPhee of London, UK
Oh Mr Ed, quit
Hassling me. Or it's the glue
Factory for you.
by Wilbur's Revenge of London, UK
oh souterini
5 then 7 syllables
then 5 again please
by one guess of sydney, Oz
and renovating
why is it that much slower
than interstellar travel
by ashley of Sydney, Oz
Turning 40
Face cracks
summer, winter
hair gone down sink
by Slinky Remover of Sydney, Australia
Moving, drifting cloud
Smells of bad eggs, with onions
Did somebody fart?
by Ben Haas of Marietta, USA
holy shit I'm small
experiment gone awry
jump from key to key
.
by .
old recurring dream:
Fonz says 'sit on it' to me
first punch breaks his nose
by Hollywood Bonfire
sure I'm a doctor
now let's just take a look here
what the hell is that?
by Hollywood Bonfire
some son of a bitch
kicked my grandma in the balls
and stole all her pills
by Hollywood Bonfire
Silly person
Trying to write good haiku not bad
Go eat a poop
by Marco Esquandolas of RI,
It is the weak who
Do not have the guts to say
What they really think
by overit
Why the Haiku's lack
of onomatopoeia?
Buzz! Click! Burp! Chirp! Poot!
by Reg Reid of Palestine, US
by Reg Reid of Palestine,
Leaves fall pattering
The forests brown red and gold
Autumn in the wind
by Pete of Houston, USA
Unprepossessing
Showers are overrated
Revel in the stink
by Intern
The Man pissed me off
anger's tasty medicine
I fist-fuck his face
by
I get all dyslexic
when it comes to choosing words
With Haiku in mind
by P.Keller of Phoenix, USA
auf boarisch hoasst des
imma no gstanzl macha
mia macha des aa
(that
by bounty of munich, germany
some folks call it strange
when a man like me tries to
piss in his own mouth
by Hollywood Bonfire
pick which co-worker
is most likely to come in
and shoot everyone
by Hollywood Bonfire
i hate the toothache
but surely not as much as
i hate the dentist
by ashley of sydney, nsw
uninspiring
silly, stupid and mindless
bad haiku is great
by noone
princess dianna
please don't bring that up again
bulimic royal
by ashley of sydney, australia
Delfines nadan
y todos van por el mar
as
by Fernando Santiago of Bayam
Good night's sleep, OK?
Don't talk or turn on the light
Computer's asleep.
by P.Keller of Phoenix, usa
hard night's whiskey binge
wake with a taste in my mouth
the devil's anus!
by Hollywood Bonfire
Is it just me, or
are pigs that sell ham products
very disturbing?
by Trevor
Little bastard dog
Chewing on himself all day
Lucky bastard dog
by Trevor
submissions working!
exciting, must up my pace
three thousand a day
by Hollywood Bonfire
Haiku is very nice
but let's stop this nonsense now
and get on living.
by Fernando Santiago of Bayam
Esto est
by Fernando Santiago of San Juan, USA
Egg and cheese on toast
Bacon and egg McMuffin
Good hangover cures
by Cranky
Distance between us
Thousands and thousands ofmiles
Still not far enough
by Cranky
Outside the rain falls
Tapping loudly on the roof
Disrupting my sleep
by Cranky
Just wanted to see
The stars in all their glory
But you keep me blind
by Tervor
Blue peanut butter
Brown jelly on purple toast
My ass in the milk
by Trevor
Hi Koo.How are you?
I am just fine.How are you?
Die you piece of shit
by Trevor
Bad mayonaise glops
Over my fingers and toes
Rancid, yet pleasing
by Trevor of Radford, US
why don't little kids
who are younger than 14
work for Kathie Lee
by Steve
Steve, guns, chicks
steve loves his guns, yes
he loves his webpage with all
the guns and women.
visit steve's page at dwp.bigplanet.com/stevenh
by Ryan of USA
Just five syllables
Is not enough to really
Say everything I
by Pete of Houston, USA
