Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

It is the weak who
Do not have the guts to say
What they really think
Haiku # 732, November 17, 1998 8:00 pm ET
by overit
Why the Haiku's lack
of onomatopoeia?
Buzz! Click! Burp! Chirp! Poot!
Haiku # 731, November 17, 1998 7:18 pm ET
by Reg Reid of Palestine, US
Haiku # 730, November 17, 1998 7:15 pm ET
by Reg Reid of Palestine,
Leaves fall pattering
The forests brown red and gold
Autumn in the wind
Haiku # 729, November 17, 1998 4:34 pm ET
by Pete of Houston, USA
Unprepossessing
Showers are overrated
Revel in the stink
Haiku # 728, November 17, 1998 4:12 pm ET
by Intern
The Man pissed me off
anger's tasty medicine
I fist-fuck his face
Haiku # 727, November 17, 1998 3:48 pm ET
by
I get all dyslexic
when it comes to choosing words
With Haiku in mind
Haiku # 726, November 17, 1998 3:30 pm ET
by P.Keller of Phoenix, USA
auf boarisch hoasst des
imma no gstanzl macha
mia macha des aa

(that
Haiku # 725, November 17, 1998 12:43 pm ET
by bounty of munich, germany
some folks call it strange
when a man like me tries to
piss in his own mouth
Haiku # 724, November 17, 1998 10:39 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
pick which co-worker
is most likely to come in
and shoot everyone
Haiku # 723, November 17, 1998 10:18 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
i hate the toothache
but surely not as much as
i hate the dentist
Haiku # 722, November 17, 1998 5:39 am ET
by ashley of sydney, nsw
uninspiring
silly, stupid and mindless
bad haiku is great
Haiku # 721, November 17, 1998 12:26 am ET
by noone
princess dianna
please don't bring that up again
bulimic royal
Haiku # 720, November 16, 1998 7:33 pm ET
by ashley of sydney, australia
Delfines nadan
y todos van por el mar
as
Haiku # 719, November 16, 1998 5:55 pm ET
by Fernando Santiago of Bayam
Good night's sleep, OK?
Don't talk or turn on the light
Computer's asleep.
Haiku # 718, November 16, 1998 5:24 pm ET
by P.Keller of Phoenix, usa
hard night's whiskey binge
wake with a taste in my mouth
the devil's anus!
Haiku # 717, November 16, 1998 5:05 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Is it just me, or
are pigs that sell ham products
very disturbing?
Haiku # 716, November 16, 1998 4:26 pm ET
by Trevor
Little bastard dog
Chewing on himself all day
Lucky bastard dog
Haiku # 715, November 16, 1998 4:18 pm ET
by Trevor
submissions working!
exciting, must up my pace
three thousand a day
Haiku # 714, November 16, 1998 3:19 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Haiku is very nice
but let's stop this nonsense now
and get on living.
Haiku # 713, November 16, 1998 10:18 am ET
by Fernando Santiago of Bayam
Esto est
Haiku # 712, November 16, 1998 10:12 am ET
by Fernando Santiago of San Juan, USA
Egg and cheese on toast
Bacon and egg McMuffin
Good hangover cures
Haiku # 711, November 16, 1998 1:24 am ET
by Cranky
Distance between us
Thousands and thousands ofmiles
Still not far enough
Haiku # 710, November 16, 1998 1:19 am ET
by Cranky
Outside the rain falls
Tapping loudly on the roof
Disrupting my sleep
Haiku # 709, November 16, 1998 1:04 am ET
by Cranky
Just wanted to see
The stars in all their glory
But you keep me blind
Haiku # 708, November 15, 1998 5:09 pm ET
by Tervor
Blue peanut butter
Brown jelly on purple toast
My ass in the milk
Haiku # 707, November 15, 1998 5:06 pm ET
by Trevor
Hi Koo.How are you?
I am just fine.How are you?
Die you piece of shit
Haiku # 706, November 15, 1998 5:03 pm ET
by Trevor
Bad mayonaise glops
Over my fingers and toes
Rancid, yet pleasing
Haiku # 705, November 15, 1998 5:00 pm ET
by Trevor of Radford, US
why don't little kids
who are younger than 14
work for Kathie Lee
Haiku # 704, November 15, 1998 3:31 am ET
by Steve
Steve, guns, chicks


steve loves his guns, yes
he loves his webpage with all
the guns and women.

visit steve's page at dwp.bigplanet.com/stevenh
Haiku # 703, November 15, 1998 2:32 am ET
by Ryan of USA
Just five syllables
Is not enough to really
Say everything I
Haiku # 702, November 15, 1998 1:19 am ET
by Pete of Houston, USA
Blueberry donuts
Oh yes how I do love thee
Let the jelly roll
Haiku # 701, November 15, 1998 1:15 am ET
by Kate of Houston, USA
Girl I really like
Visits, but there is no sex
Unfortunately
Haiku # 700, November 13, 1998 9:21 pm ET
by Jim of Gadsden, USA
Talkin Talkin to myself Better than talkin to walls That's my everyday life.
Haiku # 699, November 13, 1998 9:21 pm ET
by Mahalakshmi Krishnamurthy of Houston, USA
MIstakes


No one is perfect Everybody makes mistakes And learn from them too.
Haiku # 698, November 13, 1998 9:07 pm ET
by Asma Hassan of Houston, USA
I feel so empty
For my love has passed me by
Like dust in the wind
Haiku # 697, November 12, 1998 5:41 am ET
by bon appetit
An empty bottle
And an empty glass spells the
End of this long day
Haiku # 696, November 12, 1998 5:13 am ET
by bon appetit
Born restless, still am
Hearts pumping and eyes can see
A lamb lost in woods
Haiku # 695, November 12, 1998 5:10 am ET
by Frank
How can I love you?
You're so vague and never there
But somehow I do
Haiku # 694, November 12, 1998 5:05 am ET
by bon appetit
Ongoing project
Someday I will finish it
Procrastination
Haiku # 693, November 12, 1998 4:56 am ET
by bon appetit
My fine illusion
A dream or a fantasy
Never to be known
Haiku # 692, November 12, 1998 4:52 am ET
by bon appetit
Love's a waste of time
Too much pain, too much heartache
I can cry no more
Haiku # 691, November 12, 1998 4:48 am ET
by bon appetit
Love is such a bitch
Is she really worth it now?
Going fishing
Haiku # 690, November 11, 1998 7:21 pm ET
by JohnieBoy of Mobile, ASU
Haiku for Three Crowns

A horse broke down in
In the race thatstops the nation
A tragic ending
Haiku # 689, November 11, 1998 12:35 am ET
by Anna
drank too much coffee
put my boss in a headlock
at the big meeting
Haiku # 688, November 5, 1998 1:45 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
whispered lullabye
into the robotic ear
doesn't change its state
Haiku # 687, November 5, 1998 1:03 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
wanna get real drunk
and burn down the orphanage
and wake up sorry
Haiku # 686, November 5, 1998 10:21 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
A Hiaku for My Dog
Whippets are a gas.
When warm, expand to take up
space available
Haiku # 685, November 5, 1998 9:21 am ET
by L. D. A. of Cloverdale, USA
You're so good with words
That give my mind clarity
Refreshing, so true
Haiku # 684, November 5, 1998 6:08 am ET
by anna
I will kill all folk
That do not like this haiku
And that means you bud!
Haiku # 683, November 5, 1998 6:04 am ET
by Frank
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