This job is the shits
Caught him doing number two
Stuffing the drain up
by Disgruntled Employee of Men's Room ( Out of Order)
I think I know him
Yeah, he disrobes completely
Stands on the fixture
by Third Eye of Janitor's forehead
Naked with long hair
Man pees into bathroom sink
Arbys Restaurant
by Anonymous Poet
fuck my government
i'd call them a piece of shit
but that demeans shit
by ash
Almost out of breath
Running to the cheeseburger
Feel my soft warm buns
by Fast Foodie of First Place
Not-so-great Reset:
Dead souls and zombies get chipped
and then Christ returns
by Ah Knowed It of Jeezus Showed It
That pop-god Jacko:
Squealing, chirping, moonwalking,
Flinging his forelock...
by Latoyah of Gary Coleman
Great pop-god Jacko:
Squealing, chirping, moonwalking,
Flinging that forelock...
by LaToyah of Gary Coleman
That last haiku poem
hung in the air like a fart
from beyond the grave
by Noticer of Details of Up in this Mafk
Your cold rigid corpse
Face in a stupid grimace:
My greatest haiku.
by Rictus Erectus of Misanthropia
Can deer smell ozone?
Why does the rain smell like fish?
What does Space smell like?
by Waiting for Darth of Under Old Willow
The Bad Haiku gland
is located up your ass
around the corner
by Stimulating of H-spot
Sid the Sloth is hot.
How can you not get turned on?
That furry hot ass!
by That squirell's kind of cute too.
Ice Age 1 and 2
were not bad. Quite Amusing.
But after that, no.
by sid the sloth of San Diego
He watched her walk by
from the barber shop window.
What a set of gams!
by Drunk on blue comb fluid of Barber Shop
Go to SuperCuts
Ask them for a butthole trim
Or get that shit waxed
by Helping hand
17 feet tall
Programmed to cut the cheese
Here comes Limburger
by 17 ft of In no rush
Not programmed to lie
But had to check NOT A ROBOT
May have blown a fuse
by 17 of Look up
17 feet tall
You won’t mistake me for him
By him I mean Darth
by 17 Foot Poet of Old Willow Robotics, Inc
Human like robot
Go ahead, Press the button.
Cup hands, inhale fart.
by Smells like WD-40 of Ball bearing burrito stand
That’s what you get when
you line the cage with bad haiku.
Cassowary Bird!
by Cassowary #1 of Cassowary Lane
I bought a parrot.
But it died when I got home.
Deceased. No more. Dead.
by It is an X-Parrot of "No, it's just resting."
Barbara Streisand.
Her nose has magic powers.
Boogers are diamonds.
by No, I am not Matt Stone or Trey Parker of But I can dream.
Go buy a parrot.
Teach it to say vulgar things.
Give it to a zoo.
by Or release it back to the wild so it can teach the other parrots.
You want to see Greeks?
A caged death match with Yanni?
Want to smash plates, too?
by A. Cropolis of Now
I want to see geeks.
Caged death match with a chicken.
Take the kids to watch.
by Wholesome family fun. of So what if he's naked.
Yessah. Finestkind.
Them lobstahs taste wicked good.
Penobscot. Ayuh.
by Mainely Haiku of Downeastuh
Get your Moxie up.
Take Coke from Doctor Pepper
Or Hunter Biden.
by Bicycle tha Crack Ho of Laptoplandia
Your satisfaction
guaranteed at this website
Quality Haikus
by Our new policy of Under Old Willow
Un monopolio:
Cuando los monos mandan
en monomundo.
by Fulano Banano of Guneo
i wonder if i
should get people from twitter
to come here to tell
me to fuck off
by moxie
I did not know they
can tattoo in microfilm.
Do they use lasers?
by People do anything to be "individual". of Even join the herd.
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout?!
Who the hell eats "iced cream"?!
But ice cream is good.
Expensive abroad.
Ten dollars for a damn pint.
Not fucking joking!
by Braum's, Haagen-Dazs... hell, even Blue Bell. of Anything but Nestle's... nasty artificial dairy crap.
I've seriously
cut back on my cheese intake.
No heart attacks, thanks.
by Unless I'm attacked by a heart. of That would be cool.
winter is coming
and though you thought it was snow
it's really iced cream
by ash of today's weather report
The hieroglyphics
tattooed on the very tip
of Figpucker's cock
by Translated to English of Just a cheese shopping list
New Superheroes
Flying Firehosepenis Man
and his Dalmatian
by Flying Firehosepenis Man of Not into kinks
Shoes in the doorway
Well it could be Grandma's dildoes
Broken hips for all!
by Jill Tripper of Welcome Mat
How many beak pecks?
Let's ask Cassowary Bird
One hundred and two.
by Fucked in the head (by Godzilla's member) of Trepanning Clinic (Just off the Old Willow Exit)
Who's had thorazine?
I wonder if it's worth it,
being admitted.
by A vacation is in order.
How many haiku
does it take to get to the
center of madness?
by Let's ask Mr. Owl.
Trepanning convert.
Cured of the insanity.
Let those demons out!
by Out demon! Out I say! of Holy water brain spritz.
Living in Asia.
Sneaking around late at night.
Jack off in their shoes.
by Strange how they pile their shoes in the doorway of the house. of Not even to the side, but like right in the doorway. You have to jump over them.
Penis cock schlong dick
dork member ding-a-ling bulge
one-eyed-wonder worm.
by The spirit of George Carlin compells you!
Godzilla's member?
We never see his penis.
New hentai genre?
by I mean, why not? of Beats demon octopussies.
We checked the fine print
Godzilla defecation
You’ll have full coverage
by Yul B. Needeep of in Godzilla poop
Movie Merchandise
Goldzilla Mega Member!
Makes your member HUGE
by Member of Membership has its benefits
No, teeth marks are good.
That means that it is real gold.
Not Jewish are you?
by Oy vay!
I hate to tell you
but I saw teeth marks down there
Dong’s made of Fool’s Gold
by Peter Panner of Undisclosed
Lloyd's of London.
Those freaks insure anything. Even my gold dong.
by No, I have not used it. of Thanks for asking.
