Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #70708
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout?!
Who the hell eats "iced cream"?!
But ice cream is good.

Expensive abroad.
Ten dollars for a damn pint.
Not fucking joking!
Haiku #70708
Posted: May 25, 2021 6:48 am ET
Poet & location: Braum's, Haagen-Dazs... hell, even Blue Bell. of Anything but Nestle's... nasty artificial dairy crap.