well i fucked that up
aberrant apostrophe
irks the pedantic

Snuffalupagus
raped Tom Bosley's tight asshole
and not one soul cared.

pickled octopus
eye's the fisherman's cute wife
and wants to eat out

Tom Bosley's hemorrhoids
Aged in a dark cave. Deep Fried.
Not unlike pork rinds.

Annoying bird chirps
Incoming pigeon splat load
Cassowary....... Help!!!

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What do they dream of,
those silly cephalopods?
Jap girls and burgers?

Undersea grow op
They’re smoking funny seaweed
Baked cephalopods

Don't get snappy, dear
Just a misunderstanding
Thought it aged like cheese

I mean PAST New Years.
A long fucking time ago.
Parties in college.

You do plan ahead
What about Arbor Day, Darth?
Free Wood Giveaway?

Mixed my spooge with rum.
Filled a "Super Soaker" gun.
Free "shots" on New Years.

Balls swing to and fro,
pendular, hairy, and moist.
Find the frequency.

You'll never forget
that rollercoaster handjob
and neither will I

Dogs ate the cat's puke.
In fact they fought over it.
That's one proud feline.

MIT Chem 1 exam question:
Calculate the number of fart molecules adsorbed onto your toothbrush bristles the morning after your uncle Phineas stayed over, assuming (1) he made his famous jalepeno chili cheese burgers and (2) first order reaction kinetics. The Henry's Law constant for methane is 0.0014 M/atm and the percent methane in uncle Phineas' farts is 8.32%. Ignore other gases. List any other assumptions you need to make in order to perform the calculations. Blowjobs or cocaine will also be accepted for credit on this question.

You need a blowjob
from a sexy octopus.
Stay away from squids.

Thought twat fought brought snot.
Bring sling string my ding-a-ling.
12(-299.6)-0-3(24.4)=-3668.4 kJ
Spontaneous humpabillity factor.
K-Tel Hits of the 70s!

The fart molecules
caught in your toothbrush moustache
Gesundheit, assholes!

Misdiagnosis
It wasn’t sleep apnea
Just dick in the mouth

This "place" feels awkward.
I wish I never found it.
Each time my soul's raped.

Cast iron cooking
Pa's astounding morning wood
Prairie Memories

Jeff Epstein's Mother
wouldn't have written a note
No excuses, Perv!

The testicle twins
Christened Gnip and Gnop
Pocket ping pong champs

I don't have any
Heard tell of a vagina
that was named Boss Hog

Welcome Back Kotter
Little House on the Prairie
The Bob Newhart Show

Should one name their balls?
Lots of options to choose from
Donny and Marie?

Jojo you are off.
It's five-seven-five or walk.
We aint play around.

Death arrives
And Death leaves,
With an audible silence.

Opened up this can
Of worms and wiggly snakes
Please pee on my breasts

My white-ass mother
Placed me on her little knee
Big Black Penises

Wrong won! Bang big gong!
White wong-ring bang fat hung gong.
Right wing wrong gang win!

Wing holding left wang.
Wright holding wrong wong (white ring)
Wrong white-wing ring gong!

Gum holding wing on
Just the Wright amount of wrong
2 brothers get high

Wright brother's first flight
Nineteen of three. First mars flight
Twenty twenty one

Ingenuity
historic first flight on Mars
Lifting my spirits too

Wait...that old hippie
Were you looking in mirror
when you wrote that one?

Wait...that old hippie
We’re you looking in mirror
when you wrote that one?

Darth, you sexy thing
I bet you could fly the plane
with your genitals

Let's go for pizza.
Sao Paulo is amazing.
So my jet or yours?

Are you at Arby’s?
They serve sweaty roast beef there
Dabbed with thick white sauce

Old hippie here now.
Testes falling out his shorts.
Genital pride day?!?

Coffee shop lezbos.
Shorts expose their vaginas.
Looks like raw bacon.

I read the playbill
Look here, it says Jac-Vac scene
Darth, You're such a ham!

Not so fast, poet
I didn't get the shot yet
Should have saved your load

I work at Pfizer.
Jacked off in the vaccine batch.
High cooz in your head.

Vaccines make you gay.
I mean, you're already gay.
But now you're more gay.

Don't wait! Vaccinate!
Don't wanna be Covid bait
Stay in healthy state

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Soccer or football....
No matter what you might call it...
Still boring as hell