Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #70495
Mixed my spooge with rum.
Filled a "Super Soaker" gun.
Free "shots" on New Years.
Haiku #70495
Posted: April 20, 2021 7:56 pm ET
Poet & location: "Bacardi and ... what's that familiar taste?" of Fraternity Hi-Jinks.