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by P. Ann O’Ire of Irish Mafia
Soccer or football....
No matter what you might call it...
Still boring as hell
by Orange slices at half-time
Haiku Convention
Match the face with the poems
Yes, Darth, there’s free cheese
by Hello my name is of No Tell Hotel
I took a dump there
Wiped my ass with sharp pine cones
Then I soldiered on
by I. M. Chafed of Trailing Toilet Paper
Appalachian trail
Appalachian trail. Apple
ate shin chair. Adam.
by Not Adam of Home
Collective malaise
Thin veneer of decorum
Divided by tech
by Not Adam of Home
Scrub a dub a doo
Lift the brown stains of your poo
Toilet looks like new
by Tidy Azmodius of Latrine
Come to me demons
I summon thee with haiku
Now clean my toilet
by Anonymous Poet
Only Dart-filth now...
This site has become boring
Since it got new look
by Bored Visitor
To summon demons
Pick seventeen syllables
We'll call it haiku
by Author of Demons for Dummies
Hey, what about me?
Jeffrey wants in on it too.
I'll bring whipping cream
by Mangina Garten of Hamptons
I’d get in on that
There’d be lots of good weed first
Nice dinner after
by Author of Martha, Snoop and Me
Please imagine this
Martha and Snoop get it on
No need to thank me
by Jack the Zipper
A donut filled with
McKenzie Phillips’ zit puss
and Schneider's semen
by From the makers of Tom Bosley’s Warm Load Eggwich
My night with Martha
The way she gripped my stiff rod
Like a hot glue gun
by Fucked hard by Martha Stewart of Connecticut, usa
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Hung like a dead horse.
Rotten and full of maggots.
And this gets you hot.
by Rotten HUNGarian sausage. of Funtcart
Good that it was huge.
Only 3 inches poked out
from under that gut.
by you can have it sister
Kicking a dead horse?
Tom Bosley was hung like one
Thanks for your support.
by Speaking of support, Tom Bosley had a massive jock strap.
You are reading words
Here are some more words to read
And now...no more words
by Anonymous Poet
QGWCYA2V2Q43WHCWXF www.google.com Where are you located ? I want to come to you one of these days
by QGWCYA2V2Q43WHCWXF www.web.de of a point or extent in space
Seeking to purchase
Jewel encrusted dildo
due to husband’s death
by B. Cause of I miss that old dildo
For future poems
Odes on belching in public?
Farting in church pews?
by Your smelly friend
They don't wipe it off.
by Anonymous Poet
Just how do you know
when you come across a real
genuine poet?
by Emily Dickingsome of My room
Man at the checkout
“Can you scan this salami?”
“I came in with it!!”
by Eyewitness of He wasn’t shoplifting
Fun gondola ride
Alimentary Canal
Shit, there’s the anus
by Name withheld of Tourist Trap
Just like that, he's back
Sticky trail in the cheese aisle
Galloping Gourmet
by Fan of Gentle Darth of Not at King Soopers loaded for bear
Sentient organs
of dead B-actors remain
alive through dark arts.
Blood replenishing
Red Cross inappropriate
misappropriate.
Grafted to a mouse.
Mister Garrison's penis
craves cheese fromunda.
Fromage fromunda
in Whole Foods deli section.
Lost my train of thought.
Kicking that dead horse.
Methinks Tom Bosley's penis
has jumped the great white.
by Carolina Reapers rubbed on your boner. of Might be fun. Give it a try.
What the hell is this?
Where the heck did it come from?
How did it happen?
by Tom Bosley's penis and aquarium cleaning service.
All white girls agree.
Tyrone, please pull up your pants.
We see your skid marks.
by How did that pants half down shit ever become a fad?! of Are they still doing that?
All yall so STOOPID.
Gone on bout all yall HAIKU.
Talking SMACK, thass all.
by Tyrone of Tha Poetic Streetz
Relieve the pig sty.
Fleas, tit jizz maul thy half cleft...
Hell, shat on my punz
by 300% of your brain malfunctions of The rest is Velveeta and Oscar Mayer bologna on Rainbow bread.
Believe the big lie.
Please, it is all I have left....
Well, that and my gunz
by 3% of my brain functions...the rest is porno and Marlboros
Believe the big lie.
Please, it is all I have left....
Well, that and my gunz
by 3% of my brain functions...the rest is porno and Marlboros
Say that she is dead.
And the SPAM will disappear.
It works like a charm.
by Bad Haiku will outlive the human race. of Still maintained by Overfiend Jahnuus, thr Demon of Spells... or something
Look into his eyes
Abe Vigoda is sexy
and hung like a horse
by Willing and Abe-l of Autopsy Table
That kid on Kindle
with a book, under the tree
A young VHS
by Y.R. Thepagesstucktogether of Legends of Bad Haiku
I feel a sudden
Kinship to Abe Vigoda
I'm simply not dead
by Janis of Right here on the chesterfield.
The question posed,
"Has bad haiku jumped the shark?"
Ya, in the 90s.
by Janis of I was here first
Looks like Janis died.
The spammers will now rejoice.
And post all day long.
by If not dead, then raptured.
I like eating pets.
But only if they're not mine.
Can't eat my leeches.
by Well, I COULD, but that would be psychotic.
I don’t eat salmon
Maybe it’s because I once
had one for a pet
by gatita estrella of catnip galaxy
DC should be called
Dogshit Incorporated,
and not "Washington".
Say hi to the trees.
And the chipmonks and critters.
And potheads and freaks.
Oy vay, already!
Now I'm craving salmon lox
on toasted bagel.
by Seattle... remember the 6 foot bong, remember it too well. of And girls giving us ice cream. :-)
No, the other one
Torching one with Bigfoot now
Pacific Northwest
by gatita of Litter pan
Washington? DC?!?!
Knew I smelled something in here!
Illegal. Always.
by it's no fun unless it's felony.
Hibiscus tea, please
I'm always in the catnip
Legal...Washington
by Gatita Estrella of In the nip
I prefer coffee.
So is tea your cup of tea?
Or just tequila?
by What's your favorite legal stimuli?
It's hanging leftwise.
A bit swollen and blackened.
Road head on dirt road.
by Bad idea. of But getting better. Next time I'll pull over.
Take careful notes here.
You can use these things in court.
After you are dead.
by Electrocute my ass. of Feed me to the pigs.
