Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #70426
Sentient organs
of dead B-actors remain
alive through dark arts.

Blood replenishing
Red Cross inappropriate
misappropriate.

Grafted to a mouse.
Mister Garrison's penis
craves cheese fromunda.

Fromage fromunda
in Whole Foods deli section.
Lost my train of thought.

Kicking that dead horse.
Methinks Tom Bosley's penis
has jumped the great white.
Haiku #70426
Posted: April 10, 2021 9:29 pm ET
Poet & location: Carolina Reapers rubbed on your boner. of Might be fun. Give it a try.