Cast iron cooking
Pa's astounding morning wood
Prairie Memories
by Prairie Dawg of Awaiting bone
Jeff Epstein's Mother
wouldn't have written a note
No excuses, Perv!
by Penis Mandoline of Hell's Kitchen
The testicle twins
Christened Gnip and Gnop
Pocket ping pong champs
by Balls of To the Walls
I don't have any
Heard tell of a vagina
that was named Boss Hog
by Your TV Guide of Couch
Welcome Back Kotter
Little House on the Prairie
The Bob Newhart Show
by TV for the dying
Should one name their balls?
Lots of options to choose from
Donny and Marie?
by Professor Plum
Jojo you are off.
It's five-seven-five or walk.
We aint play around.
by Tyrone of Tha Haiku Streetz
Death arrives
And Death leaves,
With an audible silence.
by jojo
Opened up this can
Of worms and wiggly snakes
Please pee on my breasts
by Sethe of Golden Shower Land
My white-ass mother
Placed me on her little knee
Big Black Penises
by Sleitch of hchx
Wrong won! Bang big gong!
White wong-ring bang fat hung gong.
Right wing wrong gang win!
by Chinee Dr. Seuss of Twing-touster
Wing holding left wang.
Wright holding wrong wong (white ring)
Wrong white-wing ring gong!
by Gong Li of Chinese Fire-drill
Gum holding wing on
Just the Wright amount of wrong
2 brothers get high
by OG Cheech and Chong of High AF up in Smoke
Wright brother's first flight
Nineteen of three. First mars flight
Twenty twenty one
by Anonymous Poet
Ingenuity
historic first flight on Mars
Lifting my spirits too
by Anonymous Poet
Wait...that old hippie
Were you looking in mirror
when you wrote that one?
by R. Your Balls of Named Cheech and Chong?
Wait...that old hippie
We’re you looking in mirror
when you wrote that one?
by R. Your Balls of Named Cheech and Chong?
Darth, you sexy thing
I bet you could fly the plane
with your genitals
by Aviatrix of Headed for the cockpit
Let's go for pizza.
Sao Paulo is amazing.
So my jet or yours?
by Old Italian grandma immigrants. of Best pizza in the world!!!
Are you at Arby’s?
They serve sweaty roast beef there
Dabbed with thick white sauce
by I. Wish of You would take me to lunch (but somewhere nice)
Old hippie here now.
Testes falling out his shorts.
Genital pride day?!?
by Why can't it be hottie 19 yo or something?! of God... life.
Coffee shop lezbos.
Shorts expose their vaginas.
Looks like raw bacon.
by Think I'll skip breakfast this morning. of Just a coffee, thanks.
I read the playbill
Look here, it says Jac-Vac scene
Darth, You're such a ham!
by Patron of the arts of Off Off Off Off Broadway
Not so fast, poet
I didn't get the shot yet
Should have saved your load
by Noticer of Details of Eyes on You
I work at Pfizer.
Jacked off in the vaccine batch.
High cooz in your head.
by Now you're infected!
Vaccines make you gay.
I mean, you're already gay.
But now you're more gay.
by Pray the Gay Away!
Don't wait! Vaccinate!
Don't wanna be Covid bait
Stay in healthy state
by Noticer of Details of Noticing You
Have someone bumped off
Coming soon to Amazon
2-Day Fulfillment
by P. Ann O’Ire of Irish Mafia
Soccer or football....
No matter what you might call it...
Still boring as hell
by Orange slices at half-time
Haiku Convention
Match the face with the poems
Yes, Darth, there’s free cheese
by Hello my name is of No Tell Hotel
I took a dump there
Wiped my ass with sharp pine cones
Then I soldiered on
by I. M. Chafed of Trailing Toilet Paper
Appalachian trail
Appalachian trail. Apple
ate shin chair. Adam.
by Not Adam of Home
Collective malaise
Thin veneer of decorum
Divided by tech
by Not Adam of Home
Scrub a dub a doo
Lift the brown stains of your poo
Toilet looks like new
by Tidy Azmodius of Latrine
Come to me demons
I summon thee with haiku
Now clean my toilet
by Anonymous Poet
Only Dart-filth now...
This site has become boring
Since it got new look
by Bored Visitor
To summon demons
Pick seventeen syllables
We'll call it haiku
by Author of Demons for Dummies
Hey, what about me?
Jeffrey wants in on it too.
I'll bring whipping cream
by Mangina Garten of Hamptons
I’d get in on that
There’d be lots of good weed first
Nice dinner after
by Author of Martha, Snoop and Me
Please imagine this
Martha and Snoop get it on
No need to thank me
by Jack the Zipper
A donut filled with
McKenzie Phillips’ zit puss
and Schneider's semen
by From the makers of Tom Bosley’s Warm Load Eggwich
My night with Martha
The way she gripped my stiff rod
Like a hot glue gun
by Fucked hard by Martha Stewart of Connecticut, usa
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Hung like a dead horse.
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And this gets you hot.
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from under that gut.
by you can have it sister
Kicking a dead horse?
Tom Bosley was hung like one
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And now...no more words
by Anonymous Poet
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Seeking to purchase
Jewel encrusted dildo
due to husband’s death
by B. Cause of I miss that old dildo
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Odes on belching in public?
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