The year's best moments.
How about that Beruit blast?
That was lots of fun.
Location's not great.
Could have been somewhere better.
Like maybe Tulsa.
by Or Disneyland. of Or Dull-ass Texass. And it needs to be under a raw sewage tank to spread shit through the air so you can breathe it.
Blue dingleberries.
A modern art masterpiece
On a baboon's ass.
by No denying it, of course.
This is dumb.
I'm going to go watch South Park.
Donuts and beer.
by Homer Simpson
Macadamia nuts.
College is a bit crazy.
Acadamia nuts.
by Deez nutz. of On your chin.
I am certain that
boobies are just booby traps.
Give me an Amen!
by Reaching Preacher
It's so Biblical.
The Palestine Intestine.
Let's set off some bombs!
by Booby trap fecal bombs w/ shrapnel. of soooo deadly!
Have you ever played
Tiddlywinks in grade school?
Sadly, I didn't.
I don't even know
what the hell that game's about.
So why is it sad?!
by I should go ask Lemmiwinks. of Knock knock knock... excuse me, is this the lower intestine?
Murder is okay.
Especially if you're a
record producer.
Spector was a member of Spectre.
James Bond framed him for murder.
That's the real news.
by You heard it here first! of Real News! Fantastic reporting. The best reporting.
Good High-Poo-Poos
I made a big fart.
I made a really big fart.
And another fart.
by And no one cares.
My father punched him
Riding an elevator
I liked Phil Spector
by Gatita Estrella
Bad Haiku News
Phil Spector has died
Betty White turns 99
Packers beat the Rams
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Bad Haiku News
Hot Pockets recalled
Police kill autistic boy
NRA Bankrupt
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
So he likes to nap.
I'm sure I'd fall asleep too.
Fucking politics.
by We need to discuss my balls. of Enough of this monkey chatter.
Most popular prez
Since Reagan or Obama:
Sleepy Joe. Yeah, right...
by Barbed Wire of The Capitol
McDo is the juicy cheap whore of fast food. If you don't eat the buns, you're missing what you paid for.
by dw
Jump
Hump
Stump
Frump
Lump
Sump
Pump
Dump
Thump
by Gump of Dump
ump
bump
chump
clump
dump
grump
gump
hump
jump
lump
plump
pump
slump
stump
Trump
by You gonna make sUMPin' of it?!
He likes McDonald's
But he doesn't eat the buns
He likes "fish delight"
by Does this count?
Okay, I got one!
All the words that rhyme with Trump.
Hump, rump, dump, lump, clump...
by etc. of When Trump took a dump, I humped his rump, "thump, thump thump" and shot a lump on the stump.
I am curious.
Name one good thing about Trump.
Is it possible?
by My parents think so. of I have my doubts.
I don't send my nudes.
I'll dance for you in person.
Check out me arsehole.
by Donning naughty pirate garb. of The treasure's down under.
You don't need no Trump
Darth Figpucker's way more sexy
He'll email you nudes
by Darth 2020 Stop the Squeal of In(box) always full
But he's so sexy.
I'm in love with Donald Trump.
He can move on me.
by Redneck church woman with good reasons to vote. of Nashville
The My Pillow Guy
Bedtime Stories for Old Men
who act like babies
by Meteorologist of Forecasting Tears of Trumpers
Popcorn?! For breakfast?!
Who the hell you think you are?!
Go watch your Hentai!
by Me to my 4 yo son. of Urotsukidoji universe.
Long long pig shlong song.
Extra spicy Jimmy Dean.
You know what I mean.
Grind, stuffed from behind.
Spices and preservatives.
Hold the MSG.
Too greasy for me.
I'll have raisin oatmeal.
Thank you very much.
by And a coffee. of course! That goes w/o saying.
It's all a con game.
Whores can't have relationships.
Or happy children.
by Here's some money, now leave.
Poop poop poop dink dink.
Darth Darth Darth Darth long pig Darth.
Dinky poopy dink.
by Generic Noticer Poem Generator of Download the app at Google Store.
I'm retarded
The relationship's not real
But still fucked it up.
by Lacklustre of Hotel Quarantine
Happy New Year!!! www.google.com
by Molley www.google.com of a point or extent in space
Oh Darth. You BORE me.
I daresay I'll repeat it:
How you BORE me Darth.
by Condescending of Five More Degrees
Hot humid weather
makes the crickets sing loudly.
Predator's coming.
by Sexual Stealing of Prince's other song.
A hippie pigeon
lives in a pigeon co-op,
And po-ops on cars.
by Bad Dad Jokes 101
Are pigeons friendly?
Reserve bread crusts from your toast
Pigeon enjoy gifts
by Pigeon of Pigeon Coop
You are so worthless.
Nothing but a parasite.
Born and raised that way.
by Your mom is so proud. of course all your friends as well.
Do not become gay
so you can stay regular.
"Gay" will plug you up!
by Constellation Constipation of I just took a stellar dump!
how much will it cost
to hire a prostitute
that one can poop on?
by Asking for Noticer. of She's too embarased
Give in to your hate.
Let the Dark Side consume you.
Have a hit of this.
by Fulfill your destiny. And my wallet.
Not constipated.
I guess you weren't listening.
But you never did.
by Close mouth, open ears, open mind, fart. of Let it all out.
The Honeymoon Suite
A penis dressed like Elvis
rests on crushed velvet
by Noticer of Details of TMZ
C'mon high roller
Let's run off to Vegas, Darth
(Clink) Jackpot spilling
by Feline Hitchhiker of Getting off on the on ramp
Pigeons are fine birds
Consider it your good luck
when they shit on you
by A. Pigeon of Rooftop
Let's Netflix and chill
Sorry about the frostbite
Clam shipped in dry ice
by Concerned and Nosy of Undisclosed
Mild Constipation
His Blood Type: Expensive Cheese
Atypical dink
by Baffled Physician of holding green stool sample
Hey, get off your ass!
Hey, why are you on my ass?
Hey, you're an asshole.
by G. Yurassismelli of Back door
Penis Repair Shop
This one's having a solder
That one can't be fixed
by Huge Bill of Invoice on a messy desk
Barracuda jaws
You weren't paying attention
Clampdown on your dink
by Martha Raye of Grave
Water bear orgy?!
That's soooo retardigraded!
But I think you'll go.
by Box of condoms for your birthday.
Pursuit of penis.
Three is no intellegence.
Tardigrades also fuck.
Strife, puberty, and
the pursuit of a penis.
Alien able.
Emansipation.
Set your own Goddamn self free.
You fat, lazy whore.
by The Prostiution of The United States of 'Murica. Emansepation constipation separation -- rid yourself of like shit, I did! I do declare! Forty-second Ammendment.
The drunken pattern.
She Mandel-brought the red wine.
But then he escaped.
Back to the gay bar.
Where things got a bit messy.
BifurcatingPoo.
by But I'm sure you knew.
