Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #69649
Long long pig shlong song.
Extra spicy Jimmy Dean.
You know what I mean.

Grind, stuffed from behind.
Spices and preservatives.
Hold the MSG.

Too greasy for me.
I'll have raisin oatmeal.
Thank you very much.
Haiku #69649
Posted: January 16, 2021 10:01 pm ET
Poet & location: And a coffee. of course! That goes w/o saying.