Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #69626
Pursuit of penis.
Three is no intellegence.
Tardigrades also fuck.

Strife, puberty, and
the pursuit of a penis.
Alien able.

Emansipation.
Set your own Goddamn self free.
You fat, lazy whore.
Haiku #69626
Posted: January 15, 2021 7:23 pm ET
Poet & location: The Prostiution of The United States of 'Murica. Emansepation constipation separation -- rid yourself of like shit, I did! I do declare! Forty-second Ammendment.