before using plaster
fill the hole with pizza box.
confound future folk.

Truth made obvious
Chumbawumba had one hit
I need a shower

Keep the noise down, son.
And here's some plaster patches.
Get to work, have fun.

sound of a floor lamp
swung through clean white dorm room wall
soothes the broken heart

I once had a vat
and it was full of dead cats
imagine the smell...

i once had bat
to use on cat
when sofa had pee

Before I pooh, I thank
Myself for
Making it.

i once had a cat
that wrote very bad haiku
and slept on a mat.

I once had a rat
who got eaten by a cat
what a bad haiku

bad is good baby
this line is not meaningless
down with government

Don't you live
Abstemiously,
You quitter!

"To be or
not to be; that is
the question."

i heart john cusack
and indiana jones, too
but i can't heart you.

memepool's spell
draws like shiny thing.
job peril

commas, periods
these are the tools of my trade
i edit them well

fading dot.com glow
like the spot on my tele
when i turn it off

searching for the words
to illuminate our world
i burnt my fingers

no more jesus jokes
lose that crucifixation
crossed out completely

sinking through the sand
rescuing a large sea hare
admiring the view

"Hey look!" said Jesus.
"Check out my fish and loaves trick."
Pah! I could do that.

Cookie-dough icecream
Brings me out in huge red hives.
Why does God hate me?

Don't waste time to whine:
Seize life, use it, strive for more!
[T, take this advice]

Jesus sings too much
No more billings at Day's Inn
Joseph wants to sing

Confusionsadness:
it's all one long transition.
Story of my life...

my DVD drive
won't play drunken master 2
piece of shit, it is

love is dumb is blind.
i'll find the right girl one day--
ha ha ha ha. sigh.

e j just walked in
she's looking for her backpack
hope she finds it, eh?

watch the days roll by.
i am not here. i'm not here.
i'm nowhere. nowhere.

ash-inspired, today
i rented dvd's of
'Alien' saga

wanted to see if
parker ever uses ash
as a dildo, no

she doesn't but
why else would ships take androids
c'mon lets get real!

Desist 9 month joke.
For Great Justice to us all,
no more All Your Base.

long long silence ...
fellow poets gone missing?
Or just out for lunch?

Us, no more, dear friend,
All Your Base Are Belong To.
Old joke must die now.

Chocolate ain't bad.
I like it when my dog licks
My ass-"chocolate"

Think about chocolate
Think about its smell and taste
Yum yum yum yum yum

You guys must drop ass
all the time to complain so.
I'm not like that - yea!

Fumes of gas surround,
soul begs for deliverance!
Where's that bad haiku?

Here's a great idea!
Go to goatse.cx now,
An feel enlightened.

Mobiles are worth risk -
I am addicted to them,
like a damn junkie.

mobile phone ring-ring -
Can feel the radiation...
Argh! Gonads are dead.

Gaseous,unfriendly
plumes of methane evilness.
Please try to contain.

Beans are killers, true.
But so is Coke - sweet to drink
But vile to spew out.

Oops, I have failed here.
An extra syllable in
My last post. Damn it!

i don't fart too much -
i stay away from the beans
no bad smells from me!

Farting may be common
But not if to excess, my friend.
Just stay far from me.

Flatulence, my friend,
is a human failure. But
qite normal, you know?

Oooohh. I'm so funny.
His name is funny cause it's "Dick."
Like, you know, "penis!!!"

I'm mature today!
(Kid, here's a little lesson -
SHUT UP YOU ASSWIPE!!!)

where there is a dick
and a bush, you know someone
is gonna get screwed

do it to yourself,
just you, you and no one else
that's what really hurts

"No! Don't Jump Bo-Teet!"
David Keith, actor,savant
Confused with Arli$$

jumbo jet fly high
passengers tight as sardines
why not DVT?