Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77465 Haiku later...

i heart john cusack
and indiana jones, too
but i can't heart you.
Haiku # 6783, March 15, 2001 10:37 am ET
by ohno of atlanta
memepool's spell
draws like shiny thing.
job peril
Haiku # 6782, March 15, 2001 10:36 am ET
by ferret70 of chicago
commas, periods
these are the tools of my trade
i edit them well
Haiku # 6781, March 15, 2001 10:22 am ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
fading dot.com glow
like the spot on my tele
when i turn it off
Haiku # 6780, March 15, 2001 8:21 am ET
by ash
searching for the words
to illuminate our world
i burnt my fingers
Haiku # 6779, March 15, 2001 8:02 am ET
by ash
no more jesus jokes
lose that crucifixation
crossed out completely
Haiku # 6778, March 15, 2001 5:19 am ET
by ash
sinking through the sand
rescuing a large sea hare
admiring the view

Haiku # 6777, March 15, 2001 5:17 am ET
by ash
"Hey look!" said Jesus.
"Check out my fish and loaves trick."
Pah! I could do that.
Haiku # 6776, March 15, 2001 4:35 am ET
by Soupstain of England
Cookie-dough icecream
Brings me out in huge red hives.
Why does God hate me?
Haiku # 6775, March 15, 2001 4:34 am ET
by Soupstain of England
Don't waste time to whine:
Seize life, use it, strive for more!
[T, take this advice]
Haiku # 6774, March 15, 2001 3:29 am ET
by teemac of California
Jesus sings too much
No more billings at Day's Inn
Joseph wants to sing
Haiku # 6773, March 15, 2001 3:25 am ET
by Tumbleweed of Toronto
Confusionsadness:
it's all one long transition.
Story of my life...
Haiku # 6772, March 15, 2001 3:24 am ET
by teemac of California
my DVD drive
won't play drunken master 2
piece of shit, it is
Haiku # 6771, March 15, 2001 3:16 am ET
by furthur8
love is dumb is blind.
i'll find the right girl one day--
ha ha ha ha. sigh.
Haiku # 6770, March 15, 2001 2:24 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
e j just walked in
she's looking for her backpack
hope she finds it, eh?
Haiku # 6769, March 15, 2001 2:05 am ET
by e-dog
watch the days roll by.
i am not here. i'm not here.
i'm nowhere. nowhere.
Haiku # 6768, March 15, 2001 1:58 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
ash-inspired, today
i rented dvd's of
'Alien' saga

wanted to see if
parker ever uses ash
as a dildo, no

she doesn't but
why else would ships take androids
c'mon lets get real!
Haiku # 6767, March 15, 2001 1:51 am ET
by ash, alien, parker, theme
Desist 9 month joke.
For Great Justice to us all,
no more All Your Base.
Haiku # 6766, March 15, 2001 12:34 am ET
by sra of Portland
long long silence ...
fellow poets gone missing?
Or just out for lunch?
Haiku # 6765, March 15, 2001 12:30 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
Us, no more, dear friend,
All Your Base Are Belong To.
Old joke must die now.
Haiku # 6764, March 15, 2001 12:26 am ET
by sra of Portland
Chocolate ain't bad.
I like it when my dog licks
My ass-"chocolate"
Haiku # 6763, March 15, 2001 12:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Think about chocolate
Think about its smell and taste
Yum yum yum yum yum
Haiku # 6762, March 15, 2001 12:12 am ET
by Andie of Los Angeles
You guys must drop ass
all the time to complain so.
I'm not like that - yea!
Haiku # 6761, March 15, 2001 12:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of www.goatse.cx
Fumes of gas surround,
soul begs for deliverance!
Where's that bad haiku?
Haiku # 6760, March 15, 2001 12:05 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
Here's a great idea!
Go to goatse.cx now,
An feel enlightened.
Haiku # 6759, March 15, 2001 12:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of www.goatse.cx
Mobiles are worth risk -
I am addicted to them,
like a damn junkie.
Haiku # 6758, March 15, 2001 12:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
mobile phone ring-ring -
Can feel the radiation...
Argh! Gonads are dead.
Haiku # 6757, March 15, 2001 12:00 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
Gaseous,unfriendly
plumes of methane evilness.
Please try to contain.
Haiku # 6756, March 14, 2001 11:59 pm ET
by PT of CHI
Beans are killers, true.
But so is Coke - sweet to drink
But vile to spew out.
Haiku # 6755, March 14, 2001 11:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of www.goatse.cx
Oops, I have failed here.
An extra syllable in
My last post. Damn it!
Haiku # 6754, March 14, 2001 11:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of www.goatse.cx
i don't fart too much -
i stay away from the beans
no bad smells from me!
Haiku # 6753, March 14, 2001 11:56 pm ET
by fingerfood of singapore
Farting may be common
But not if to excess, my friend.
Just stay far from me.
Haiku # 6752, March 14, 2001 11:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of www.goatse.cx
Flatulence, my friend,
is a human failure. But
qite normal, you know?
Haiku # 6751, March 14, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by fingerfood of singapore
Oooohh. I'm so funny.
His name is funny cause it's "Dick."
Like, you know, "penis!!!"

I'm mature today!
(Kid, here's a little lesson -
SHUT UP YOU ASSWIPE!!!)
Haiku # 6750, March 14, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of www.goatse.cx
where there is a dick
and a bush, you know someone
is gonna get screwed
Haiku # 6749, March 14, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
do it to yourself,
just you, you and no one else
that's what really hurts
Haiku # 6748, March 14, 2001 11:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
"No! Don't Jump Bo-Teet!"
David Keith, actor,savant
Confused with Arli$$
Haiku # 6747, March 14, 2001 11:48 pm ET
by PT of CHI
jumbo jet fly high
passengers tight as sardines
why not DVT?
Haiku # 6746, March 14, 2001 11:47 pm ET
by fingerfood of singapore
Someone posts on farts,
Constantly. Quite pathetic.
I pity you, gas man.

Haiku # 6745, March 14, 2001 11:46 pm ET
by Sweet like roses of www.goatse.cx
george w bush and
dick cheney - do I sense a
sexual theme here?
Haiku # 6744, March 14, 2001 11:44 pm ET
by fingerfood of singapore
slice like a ninja
cut me like a razorblade
so fast all the D

Js say damn if rhyme
were a drug i'd sell it by
the gram
Haiku # 6743, March 14, 2001 11:33 pm ET
by burning them of CT
blood orange peel sliced
with a razorblade, flesh and
spray and dripping scent
Haiku # 6742, March 14, 2001 11:24 pm ET
by cramjammed of new haven
Be Always Drunken,
Nothing else matters. That is
the only question.
Haiku # 6741, March 14, 2001 11:22 pm ET
by Not Baudelaire of http://beerho.com/
radiohead is
a great band, even in the
hakiu based format.
Haiku # 6740, March 14, 2001 11:20 pm ET
by Pat of http://beerho.com/
Fuck, I'm ready to do
something drastic, get me out
of the damn workplace.
Haiku # 6739, March 14, 2001 11:19 pm ET
by Pat of http://beerho.com/
WorldCom is dying
Taking UUNET down too
Bernie is a fool.
Haiku # 6738, March 14, 2001 11:17 pm ET
by UUNET Employee of Ashburn
falling failing (i
dont know Wittgenstein) slipping
Whatever - language!
Haiku # 6737, March 14, 2001 11:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Falling for angels
Until you find you're really
Falling for devils
Haiku # 6736, March 14, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by Falling
sweetness, I'm joking
when I say you should have been
bludgeoned in your bed
Haiku # 6735, March 14, 2001 10:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
"I love you so much,"
He's told me a million times
Who cares anymore??
Haiku # 6734, March 14, 2001 10:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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