Keep the noise down, son.
And here's some plaster patches.
Get to work, have fun.
by The Fourth Way of seattle
sound of a floor lamp
swung through clean white dorm room wall
soothes the broken heart
by ferret70 of chicago
I once had a vat
and it was full of dead cats
imagine the smell...
by The Fourth Way of seattle
i once had bat
to use on cat
when sofa had pee
by mr widdle
Before I pooh, I thank
Myself for
Making it.
by gaoster of taipei
i once had a cat
that wrote very bad haiku
and slept on a mat.
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
I once had a rat
who got eaten by a cat
what a bad haiku
by The Fourth Way of seattle
bad is good baby
this line is not meaningless
down with government
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
Don't you live
Abstemiously,
You quitter!
by ferret70 of chicago
"To be or
not to be; that is
the question."
by ferret70 of chicago
i heart john cusack
and indiana jones, too
but i can't heart you.
by ohno of atlanta
memepool's spell
draws like shiny thing.
job peril
by ferret70 of chicago
commas, periods
these are the tools of my trade
i edit them well
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
fading dot.com glow
like the spot on my tele
when i turn it off
by ash
searching for the words
to illuminate our world
i burnt my fingers
by ash
no more jesus jokes
lose that crucifixation
crossed out completely
by ash
sinking through the sand
rescuing a large sea hare
admiring the view
by ash
"Hey look!" said Jesus.
"Check out my fish and loaves trick."
Pah! I could do that.
by Soupstain of England
Cookie-dough icecream
Brings me out in huge red hives.
Why does God hate me?
by Soupstain of England
Don't waste time to whine:
Seize life, use it, strive for more!
[T, take this advice]
by teemac of California
Jesus sings too much
No more billings at Day's Inn
Joseph wants to sing
by Tumbleweed of Toronto
Confusionsadness:
it's all one long transition.
Story of my life...
by teemac of California
my DVD drive
won't play drunken master 2
piece of shit, it is
by furthur8
love is dumb is blind.
i'll find the right girl one day--
ha ha ha ha. sigh.
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
e j just walked in
she's looking for her backpack
hope she finds it, eh?
by e-dog
watch the days roll by.
i am not here. i'm not here.
i'm nowhere. nowhere.
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
ash-inspired, today
i rented dvd's of
'Alien' saga
wanted to see if
parker ever uses ash
as a dildo, no
she doesn't but
why else would ships take androids
c'mon lets get real!
by ash, alien, parker, theme
Desist 9 month joke.
For Great Justice to us all,
no more All Your Base.
by sra of Portland
long long silence ...
fellow poets gone missing?
Or just out for lunch?
by fingerfood of singapore
Us, no more, dear friend,
All Your Base Are Belong To.
Old joke must die now.
by sra of Portland
Chocolate ain't bad.
I like it when my dog licks
My ass-"chocolate"
by Anonymous Poet
Think about chocolate
Think about its smell and taste
Yum yum yum yum yum
by Andie of Los Angeles
You guys must drop ass
all the time to complain so.
I'm not like that - yea!
by Anonymous Poet of www.goatse.cx
Fumes of gas surround,
soul begs for deliverance!
Where's that bad haiku?
by fingerfood of singapore
Here's a great idea!
Go to goatse.cx now,
An feel enlightened.
by Anonymous Poet of www.goatse.cx
Mobiles are worth risk -
I am addicted to them,
like a damn junkie.
by Anonymous Poet
mobile phone ring-ring -
Can feel the radiation...
Argh! Gonads are dead.
by fingerfood of singapore
Gaseous,unfriendly
plumes of methane evilness.
Please try to contain.
by PT of CHI
Beans are killers, true.
But so is Coke - sweet to drink
But vile to spew out.
by Anonymous Poet of www.goatse.cx
Oops, I have failed here.
An extra syllable in
My last post. Damn it!
by Anonymous Poet of www.goatse.cx
i don't fart too much -
i stay away from the beans
no bad smells from me!
by fingerfood of singapore
Farting may be common
But not if to excess, my friend.
Just stay far from me.
by Anonymous Poet of www.goatse.cx
Flatulence, my friend,
is a human failure. But
qite normal, you know?
by fingerfood of singapore
Oooohh. I'm so funny.
His name is funny cause it's "Dick."
Like, you know, "penis!!!"
I'm mature today!
(Kid, here's a little lesson -
SHUT UP YOU ASSWIPE!!!)
by Anonymous Poet of www.goatse.cx
where there is a dick
and a bush, you know someone
is gonna get screwed
by Anonymous Poet
do it to yourself,
just you, you and no one else
that's what really hurts
by Anonymous Poet
"No! Don't Jump Bo-Teet!"
David Keith, actor,savant
Confused with Arli$$
by PT of CHI
jumbo jet fly high
passengers tight as sardines
why not DVT?
by fingerfood of singapore
Someone posts on farts,
Constantly. Quite pathetic.
I pity you, gas man.
by Sweet like roses of www.goatse.cx
george w bush and
dick cheney - do I sense a
sexual theme here?
by fingerfood of singapore
