Well, you did make sense.
except about "go outside and..."
(You great wanker you.)

Which do you hate more,
poets or their poetry?
Or fifty-fifty?

Go ahead, pollute!
The faster the earth is gone,
we'll be in heaven.

Regardless if climate change is real or not, less pollution is a good thing. There are just too many people putting a strain on the planet for electricity, fuel, food, etc. Live simply, live clean, turn off the computer, go outside and masturbate. Do not be ashamed, start a new movement.

I could not care less
about so-called climate change.
That's YOUR religion.

I'm not interested
in your fake apocalypse.
You need to get saved.

You substituted
this silly theory of doom
for Faith and true Hope.

God the Holy Lord.
He gives you every heartbeat.
Repent and seek Him.

Piss molten lava.
Shit thermonuclear bombs.
Drink imported beer.

r'(t) = (dx/dt)i + (dy/dt)j + (dz/dt)k
Because your penis is small.
Snufflupagus.

So which one is worse,
if a person cannot read,
or can, but does not?

If you have the clap
orgasms are more intense.
Go and share the joy.

God is not happy.
He's not been since you were born.
Kill yourself today.

For a good time call...
We went to the fair, skating,
and then a concert.

Am I missing out?
I never use the restroom.
Yes, I'm full of shit.

Be a bug hunter.
A promiscuous person
who wants STDs.

Share it with your spouse.
But you must keep it secret.
Prolong the surprise.

You can die smiling,
twisted grin across your face,
just like the Joker.

I saw your number
Written on the bathroom wall
Show me a good time

Simplify your life
Just eat until you explode
Get it over with

The problem with math
Is all those numbers they have
So many problems

Heaven heaven God
The Lord's Kingdom of Heaven
Jesus Christ judgement

Fuck this cold cruel world
Another day of the same
Pain and suffering

Walking really fast
Can't get away from myself
Running backwards now

Do you exercise?
Can you play and instrument?
What books do you like?

Solving a chem test.
Butt naked; air-con blowing.
Answers with dick pic.

Client's freaking out.
Shit, I thought it was funny.
No sense of humor.

Maybe it's the pus
oozing from my Prince Albert.
Pure titanium.

That's an element.
So, chemistry related.
What did she expect?

Every write a haiku
when you're really fucking stoned.
It's aliens, man.

I just shit my pants
Waiting for a commercial
Thank god for diapers

Every afternoon
Grandpa sucks his Werthers
Werthers is his dink

Hello there.

I yelled jump because
I wanted something to eat.
A bit messy though.

Eating soy hot dogs,
pretending that they are "dinks".
You're no cannibal.

Granola hippie.
Birkenstock wearing hipster.
Man-bun on your head.

The mountain witches
will cook the fat stray children
that you bring to them.

Eat their flesh and souls.
Be one with forest devils.
Drunk on demon cum.

Online tour package.
Jungle-cannibal dot com.
Offering group rates.

You didn't listen
You didn't think I would jump
Why did you yell, "Jump!??"

I just eat the dinks
Too many preservatives
In store brand hot dogs

You're an amateur.
That's why you eat the bodies.
There's no evidence.

And you gain power
by devouring their souls.
Trust me on this one.

People ask questions
When your neighbor turns up dead
And you're drenched with blood

G
E
T

N
A
K
E
D
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!
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Feel my rig shaking
So I pull over real quick
Unburden my load

Coming to Netflix
The Brother and Sister Ride.
And Cousin Orgy

Cowboy Mexicans
Playing their Naco music
On Telemundo

Canned meat is grotesque.
Trailer park hicks and Asian.
Only they enjoy.

I don't think that's mud.
Grandpa ate some Fiber One
for breakfast today.

Hello there.

No no no silly
poet, I'm no professor,
but I'll do homework.

All you need to do
is open up your wallet.
Or your tight asshole.

I'm just a math whore.
I'll even do their exams.
Call for scheduling.

Fifty bucks per hour.
Your parents will never know.
You've heard that before.

On the wrestling mat
The grandparents caked in mud
Don't look, you'll go blind

The can of salmon
Was considered a member
Of the family

So glad I cut class
Professor Darth Figpucker
Should be castrated

Let's discuss waffles.
What are the best recipes?
I like them crispy.

All those tight students
bending over for a grade.
Goosh goosh goosh goosh goosh.

I know this is strange.
Math makes my penis feel big.
Exponentiate!

A point charge of q=5.0x10^8C is placed at the center of an uncharged spherical conducting shell of inner radius 6.0 cm and outer radius 9.0 cm. Find the electric potential at (a) r = 4.0 cm (b) r = 8.0 cm (c) r = 12.0 cm.

After solving, jack off onto the quiz and turn in your spooge-soaked paper so the professor can have a hot nutritious meal in the faculty lounge.

Female students get an automatic grade of F.

A point charge of q=5.0Ã

Just started work here
They told me to write haiku
And to make it bad

toddlers will behave.
just play The Devil's Rejects.
they won't stop watching.