Eating soy hot dogs,
pretending that they are "dinks".
You're no cannibal.

Granola hippie.
Birkenstock wearing hipster.
Man-bun on your head.

The mountain witches
will cook the fat stray children
that you bring to them.

Eat their flesh and souls.
Be one with forest devils.
Drunk on demon cum.

Online tour package.
Jungle-cannibal dot com.
Offering group rates.