Do you like the phrase,
"testicular fortitude,"
as much as I do?
Haiku #65522, by Inquiring minds August 10, 2019 12:17 pm ET
Please don't say "matrix".
Damn linear algebra.
Brain acrobatics.
Haiku #65521, by Compute the null space of the orthogonal span of your grandmothers saggy tits and the dingleberries of the Jolly Green Giant. August 10, 2019 6:02 am ET
There are no victims.
They are all false flag events.
Subscribe and hit "like".
Haiku #65520, by Matrix Imperatrix of Dominatrix August 10, 2019 4:19 am ET
If nobody died
shootings would be funnier
Not to mention fun
Haiku #65519, by Life's too stressful August 10, 2019 2:23 am ET
Water buffalo calf
with a broken front leg.
Lions eat you up.
Haiku #65518, by I'm such a victim. of Look at me, feel sorry for me, I hope I taste good for you. August 10, 2019 12:08 am ET
You ever feel like your entire life has been a waste of time and you're just here for the benefit of others?
Fuck!
Haiku #65517, by Anonymous Poet August 9, 2019 10:17 pm ET
Of course nobody
Will vote for his cracker ass...
Nasty old racist.
Haiku #65516, by David Duke's Mother-in-law of Crackerland August 9, 2019 9:43 pm ET
It's all dog-whistling.
That's what it is, yes siree.
Trump's calling racists.
Haiku #65515, by Haile Sellassie of Greater Abyssinia August 9, 2019 9:40 pm ET