If nobody died
shootings would be funnier
Not to mention fun

Water buffalo calf
with a broken front leg.
Lions eat you up.

You ever feel like your entire life has been a waste of time and you're just here for the benefit of others?
Fuck!

Of course nobody
Will vote for his cracker ass...
Nasty old racist.

It's all dog-whistling.
That's what it is, yes siree.
Trump's calling racists.

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
(soyboy whines about pronouns)
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

Please remove your tongue
from your boyfriend's tight asshole
when you speak to me.

LDJVRWLJDHPYGQIH
BPBLGOGWYHYJC

Have you considered
a career in poetry?
I didn't think so.

Dead dog catapult.
Launching canine carcasses
at the local church.

poo in my gloves
how did it get there you ask
its my secret bitch

Poetry is gay.
Feel your ass getting juicy?
That's 'cause you read this.

The voice of reason
Emanates from your sphincter
All else: Distraction

Rolang and Lofan:
Two lone voices of reason
in this insane place.

Sexy library girl
Wanted to see my huge, vast
collection of books

Books stacked like her
All over the GD place
How'd she read my mind?..

You rotten devils
killed innocent people
evil to the core

Your mind and soul- vile
The price that you will soon pay
merciless karma

your way of thinking
from both of the two poles
led you into hell

To avoid reading
she sucked off her professors.
Suckma cum loude.

Longpig afternoon
Casually picking my teeth
Cutting farts at will

Trapped in Phillipines
Darth is in Purgatory
but doesn't know it.

Never stood a chance
Ex mother in law rode them
Broke all the doorknobs

Never stood a chance
Ex mother in law rode them
Broke all the doorknobs

It's quite fun to watch
fat women eating bacon.
But would you fuck them?

Did you know that some
monkeys speak with their eyebrows.
That's an inside joke.

Whoring and stealing.
Next day praying to Jesus.
Soul saved, now repeat.

Whores with five children.
Formaldehyde alcohol.
Sad penis and brain.

I suppose same same.
Spend your whore dollars wisely.
Pattaya, Thailand!

Wishing I was there.
No place on earth can compare.
And the food is great!

Hold up a minute.
The last five haiku had no
bodily functions.

I mean, that's just wong.
Wong on so many revels.
China owns us all.

But at least in the US there is some quality control over the products we get. Christ in poor countries, China Big Business owns the malls and exports nothing but shit w/ very short life spans.
Door knobs... fucking door knobs. One example. How long should a door knob last under normal conditions. 5 to 10 years? Every fucking door knob I've ever bought in this shit hole country for some reason will break after less than a year. I mean, what the fuck?! One stupid example. Don't even get me start on the shit-quality food and rip-off electronics.
Be smart, never go to shit-hole countries. The big store owners are the biggest criminals in this fucking place. Worse than the drug dealers or gangs. Fucking political corruption everywhere. The more corruption, the more poverty. Proportional.

Just ate Chinese food
Now, thoughts of Baryshnikov
That leotard bulge

China and Russia
Are battle for USA
Both make bad movie

Hollywood sell outs
Let Mao Tse Tung vet their films
Then- take his money

Hollywood sell outs
Let Mao Tse Tung vet their films
And taks his money

They yearn to be free
While back in the USA
Chumps- vote for Bernie

Right now in Hong Kong
One hundred thousand Tank Men
Saddle up for war

Poor Richard Gere
Told the truth about Chicom's
Never work again...

Lost track of the time
Alone at the train station
Stray dog approaches

Who are you? I ask
I m Richard Gere s akita
I take him right therr

Spread your legs Grandma
Grandpa choked on the dust cloud
Knocked him off his feet

Confused and alone
John Boy Walton s mole beat off
With help from his host

Trudging through hot sand
Sore camel toe on display
Much talk of humping

Calamine lotion
On the end of your penis
Now your dink is pink

Summer camp pervert
Watching you defecating
And wiping with leaves

Somebody once said
If you have really big feet
Your dink should be large

intimidating
homosexuality
defenestrated

Opera theater.
Contemplate urinating.
From the balcony.

Make it hurt so good
Said John Cougar Menstrualcramp
Blood on the scarecrow

Help me pop my cyst.
It's right under my nut sack.
Oh, you're sooo boring!

Real men love cyst pus.
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
You are so damn dull!

So are your haiku.
Stinky grandma twat curtains.
See, that's a poem!

You know you love it!
Testicle scab jerky flakes.
Better stop scratching.

Don't torture yourself.
Go away and don't return.
You must cure this itch.

I've gotten to the
point where I cannot function
without strong coffee.

I am an addict.
But I am okay with that.
At least I'm not you.

Why do I come here?
To read shit haiku's like these?
It would appear so

Chop off your penis.
Dice it and cook it in soup.
Serve it for dinner.

After they eat it,
let them know what they just ate.
Laugh in your wife's face.

"That is the last time
you will ever get my dick!
I am happy now!"

Express the given function using window and step functions and compute its Laplace transform.

Trapping and fucking
wild boars is no easy task.
KY jelly helps.

Who is more boring,
the bore or the copycat?
You make meth-heads yawn.

Work in surgery.
You're drug-free anesthesia.
Side effect, bad taste.