Poor Richard Gere
Told the truth about Chicom's
Never work again...
Haiku #65487, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia August 4, 2019 9:17 am ET
Lost track of the time
Alone at the train station
Stray dog approaches
Who are you? I ask
I m Richard Gere s akita
I take him right therr
Haiku #65486, by Screwed August 4, 2019 6:06 am ET
Spread your legs Grandma
Grandpa choked on the dust cloud
Knocked him off his feet
Confused and alone
John Boy Walton s mole beat off
With help from his host
Haiku #65485, by Respect for your elders of Walton s Mountain August 4, 2019 5:49 am ET
Trudging through hot sand
Sore camel toe on display
Much talk of humping
Haiku #65484, by Starkitten of Purrcific Northwest August 4, 2019 12:42 am ET
Calamine lotion
On the end of your penis
Now your dink is pink
Haiku #65483, by Rosy Gonadz of Under old willow August 4, 2019 12:13 am ET
Summer camp pervert
Watching you defecating
And wiping with leaves
Haiku #65482, by Pervert of Camp August 3, 2019 11:27 pm ET
Somebody once said
If you have really big feet
Your dink should be large
Haiku #65481, by Uber driver of Waiting and masturbating August 3, 2019 10:33 pm ET
intimidating
homosexuality
defenestrated
Haiku #65480, by throw those fags out the window! August 3, 2019 10:20 pm ET
Opera theater.
Contemplate urinating.
From the balcony.
Haiku #65479, by BroMany thanks to our sponsors: General Electric, Exxon, and the Charlie Manson Foundation. of San Diego Opera Scenic Studio August 3, 2019 10:14 pm ET
Make it hurt so good
Said John Cougar Menstrualcramp
Blood on the scarecrow
Haiku #65478, by If I only had a brain of Red brick road August 3, 2019 5:08 am ET
Help me pop my cyst.
It's right under my nut sack.
Oh, you're sooo boring!
Real men love cyst pus.
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
You are so damn dull!
So are your haiku.
Stinky grandma twat curtains.
See, that's a poem!
Haiku #65477, by Funt Cart! The most awesome poet in the world! August 2, 2019 8:46 am ET
You know you love it!
Testicle scab jerky flakes.
Better stop scratching.
Don't torture yourself.
Go away and don't return.
You must cure this itch.
Trapping and fucking
wild boars is no easy task.
KY jelly helps.
Haiku #65471, by Cue Deliverance theme song. of Squeal, little piggie, squeal for daddy. August 1, 2019 7:03 pm ET
Who is more boring,
the bore or the copycat?
You make meth-heads yawn.
Work in surgery.
You're drug-free anesthesia.
Side effect, bad taste.
Haiku #65470, by df of Fuckin' those pigs all night long. August 1, 2019 6:55 pm ET
The ghost of Reagan
Massaging his prostate gland
Eating bananas
Haiku #65469, by Walkin Funny of Under old willow August 1, 2019 2:43 pm ET
When four Andrew Yangs
Locked in a room together
It becomes YangBang
Haiku #65468, by Donald J Trump of The White House August 1, 2019 2:09 pm ET
Figpucker you're DULL!
Dull dull dull tiresome and dull.
(You are also dull.)
Haiku #65467, by Anonymous Poet August 1, 2019 9:43 am ET
Diseases of lust.
They kind of feel good at first.
Extra sensitive.
Haiku #65466, by Don't say I never gave you anything. of I caught it from a pig. August 1, 2019 3:29 am ET
Heightened awareness
Sense of smell prehistoric
Sabre toothed anus
Haiku #65465, by Caveman of Cave (actually wife s cunt) July 31, 2019 9:56 pm ET
Short at the checkout
People mocking you, Shorty
TIME TO GO MENTAL!!!
Haiku #65464, by Shorty of Checkout July 31, 2019 9:49 pm ET
The scratch off ticket
Scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch
Scratch scratch scratch. You lose
Haiku #65463, by Trudging along of Under old willow July 31, 2019 9:46 pm ET
Popping anal cysts.
It's now trending on YouTube.
Proctologists' dream.
Haiku #65462, by Jealous Ob-Gyn July 31, 2019 8:44 pm ET
Oooh, that new car smell
Except it s not a new car
It s a hairy cunt
Haiku #65461, by Fornication of Porch July 31, 2019 2:39 pm ET
Now that s manliness
Big shoes and you fill them up
A double cod piece
Haiku #65460, by 2Pecker of Doubledecker July 31, 2019 11:20 am ET
Bugle at sunrise
My flatulence wakes the town
Gives the day purpose
Haiku #65459, by Walkin Funny of Shat my pantz July 31, 2019 7:38 am ET
The milking parlour
Each penis trapped in metal
Not a cow in sight
Haiku #65458, by Cream Top of Past you eyes July 30, 2019 11:30 pm ET
I am so evil.
I switched out the gold spray paint
with mosquito spray.
In the back alley
are a bunch of dead huffers.
Golden-faced corpses.
No laws are broken.
Used for intended purpose.
Deceased parasites.
Haiku #65457, by Jealous Pharaoh. of Afterlife adornments. July 30, 2019 11:23 pm ET
You are not awesome.
You're less than ordinary.
Even substandard.
Haiku #65456, by Your significant other. July 30, 2019 9:04 pm ET
I will not do it
if God does not tell me to.
Follow the Shepherd.
No, seriously.
Darth Vader's not Anakin.
"Dave" is... undarthy.
David Lee Roth, David Bowie, David Hasselhof... See, not very darthy at all... there are just no evil Davids out there. So Figpucker it is. All Figpuckers are evil.