Now that s manliness
Big shoes and you fill them up
A double cod piece
Haiku #65460, by 2Pecker of Doubledecker July 31, 2019 11:20 am ET
Bugle at sunrise
My flatulence wakes the town
Gives the day purpose
Haiku #65459, by Walkin Funny of Shat my pantz July 31, 2019 7:38 am ET
The milking parlour
Each penis trapped in metal
Not a cow in sight
Haiku #65458, by Cream Top of Past you eyes July 30, 2019 11:30 pm ET
I am so evil.
I switched out the gold spray paint
with mosquito spray.
In the back alley
are a bunch of dead huffers.
Golden-faced corpses.
No laws are broken.
Used for intended purpose.
Deceased parasites.
Haiku #65457, by Jealous Pharaoh. of Afterlife adornments. July 30, 2019 11:23 pm ET
You are not awesome.
You're less than ordinary.
Even substandard.
Haiku #65456, by Your significant other. July 30, 2019 9:04 pm ET
I will not do it
if God does not tell me to.
Follow the Shepherd.
No, seriously.
Darth Vader's not Anakin.
"Dave" is... undarthy.
David Lee Roth, David Bowie, David Hasselhof... See, not very darthy at all... there are just no evil Davids out there. So Figpucker it is. All Figpuckers are evil.