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Haiku #65548
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I have no penis.
I'm a bull dyke pretending
to be an old perv.
Haiku #
65548
Posted:
August 14, 2019 4:49 am ET
Poet & location:
Darth Figplucker.
of
Ha! Fooled you! Get ready for my strap-on! Lube up, bitch.
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