I don't drink and drive.
I bicycle while tripping.
Chicken with semis.

Satanic metal.
Not that I'm into Satan.
I'm just a purist.

Shy urination
Paper bag worn on the head
In the mens restroom

Shy urination
Paper bag worn on the head
In the menâ

Attention poets
Have a finger fucking fourth
Please don't drink and drive

Old men screwing whores.
Fat women eating cheesecake.
Junkies aren't so bad.

Was done on South Park.
Kenny in the bus driver,
Miss Crabtree, I think.

He died up in there.
But, it wasn't really him.
Just some other kid.

He died for our sins.
Well, your sins, that is, not mine.
Now kneel and pray.

Our Kenny, who art in heaven...

Midget hide and seek
Fat lady of the circus
Someone in her cunt

Tattoos on his face
Tell the world that he is shit
Thanks for the warning

Fifty years ago
Brian Jones drowned on this day
And he is still dead

Bring out all the tanks
Stuff the big guns with kaka
Now chant: USA

When Facebook shuts down
The only way to fix it
Suck Zuckerberg s dink

Facebook crashed because
I uploaded a dick pick.
No, seriously.

Tremendous parade
But it needs marching midgets
With tremendous dinks

Want to save some souls
in my high holy heaven?
Yes, that's an angel.

The cloud of glory.
Watch now as it falls on you.
Eternity smiles.

That's also the name
of the Lord of Heaven's hosts.
Such a holy God.

Must be paradise
True longpig on the menu
Save me the sausage

I have tender nips!
Tender, soft, and supple nips.
They're not tough at all.

Be nice to DF
He has had a tough childhood
Also three nipples

I am sure that Darth
has seen all there is to see
inside his own ass...

Have you ever looked
Way down inside your pee hole
Or down your front butt?

That Mexican Food
Sneaking over the border
Of my loose sphincter

I enjoy farting
I m puckered up and blowing
Butterfart kisses

The food is great here
No idea what it is tho
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The food is great here
No idea what it is tho
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I won on Ebay.
Ozzy Osbourne's naval lint.
It smells like guano.

Aroused by fireworks
Grandpa spent the holiday
In the local jail

Fuzzy reception
When two peaches got married
He was a cobbler

Tuesday underwear
We ate Mexican tonight
Tune in for updates

Monday underwear
Stained brown with Sunday Dinner
Same shit,different day

When I feel like it
I release my flatulence
Then I step away

You are mistaken
Lucifer himself sucked it
He likes cocktail franks

I have a feeling
god's a homosexual
Cuz he sucked my dick

Captain's Log entries
Broccoli keeps me regular
They look like small trees

I like green ladies
Hot and uninhibited
Smell like broccoli

Alien titties.
Luke Skywalker squeezed them hard.
Should have joined the Sith.

Come join the Dark Side.
We've got dirty prostitutes.
At least they're not green.

You are truly lost.
Only farts you understand.
That is your language.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7JyjZI3LUM

Watch.

I'll come over there
If you need encouragement
Whilst on the toilet

Sticks his arm inside
Pulls the whole thing inside out
There, you re Chaz Bono

You: a vagina.
You have declared this yourself.
(Real vaginas cringe.)

My penis is too big.
My penis is too BIG!
I said my PENIS IS TOO BIG!

I am a vagina!

Well we went to the abortion clinic just the other day.
And we were really hungry so we had to say.
Feed us, feed us, feed us, feed us.
Hey, what it is we don't care.
Feed us a fetus, feed us a fetus.
I'll take mine medium rare.

Two-headed foetus.
It could speak when it was born.
And begged, "Please, eat us!"

I simply refuse
To be treated like garbage
By trash like you folks

That drainage canal
Also known as your wife's cunt
Corpse flower in bloom

The drainage canal
overflowed into our yard.
We found a body.

The drainage canal
overflowed into our yard.
We found a body.

Are they called backhoes,
or are they excavators?
What's the difference?

Cunt's dull repertoire:
bodily fluids, shit, piss . . .
complaints about Darth.

Those old waxy balls
Swinging back and forth all day
Is it bothersome?

Under old willow
Ballcheese Harvest Festival
Volunteers Wanted