Attention poets
Have a finger fucking fourth
Please don't drink and drive
by I don't drink of Nor do I drive
Old men screwing whores.
Fat women eating cheesecake.
Junkies aren't so bad.
by Anonymous Poet
Was done on South Park.
Kenny in the bus driver,
Miss Crabtree, I think.
He died up in there.
But, it wasn't really him.
Just some other kid.
He died for our sins.
Well, your sins, that is, not mine.
Now kneel and pray.
Our Kenny, who art in heaven...
by Anonymous Poet
Midget hide and seek
Fat lady of the circus
Someone in her cunt
by Olly Olly of Oxenfree
Tattoos on his face
Tell the world that he is shit
Thanks for the warning
by Anonymous Poet
Fifty years ago
Brian Jones drowned on this day
And he is still dead
by Fly of Wall
Bring out all the tanks
Stuff the big guns with kaka
Now chant: USA
by USA USA USA of USA
When Facebook shuts down
The only way to fix it
Suck Zuckerberg s dink
by Suck that pasty dink of Thank you very much
Facebook crashed because
I uploaded a dick pick.
No, seriously.
by Anonymous Poet
Tremendous parade
But it needs marching midgets
With tremendous dinks
by Parade planner of Masturbation kiosk
Want to save some souls
in my high holy heaven?
Yes, that's an angel.
The cloud of glory.
Watch now as it falls on you.
Eternity smiles.
That's also the name
of the Lord of Heaven's hosts.
Such a holy God.
by Anonymous Poet
Must be paradise
True longpig on the menu
Save me the sausage
by Sausage dink
I have tender nips!
Tender, soft, and supple nips.
They're not tough at all.
by df
Be nice to DF
He has had a tough childhood
Also three nipples
by Captain Kirk
I am sure that Darth
has seen all there is to see
inside his own ass...
by Mediocrity of Infantility
Have you ever looked
Way down inside your pee hole
Or down your front butt?
by Zip petrodollars of Ungainly glunk
That Mexican Food
Sneaking over the border
Of my loose sphincter
by Tuesday undies are toast of Hasta la vista, baby
I enjoy farting
I m puckered up and blowing
Butterfart kisses
by Butterfart of Butt
The food is great here
No idea what it is tho
CONTAINS SALTPETER
by Nocturnal Intermission
The food is great here
No idea what it is tho
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by Nocturnal Intermission
I won on Ebay.
Ozzy Osbourne's naval lint.
It smells like guano.
by Anonymous Poet
Aroused by fireworks
Grandpa spent the holiday
In the local jail
by Mr.Masturbation of Porch
Fuzzy reception
When two peaches got married
He was a cobbler
by I thought he was a fruit of Pro deuce
Tuesday underwear
We ate Mexican tonight
Tune in for updates
by El Paso de Gasso of South of the border (of Canada)
Monday underwear
Stained brown with Sunday Dinner
Same shit,different day
by Docent of Museum of Digestion
When I feel like it
I release my flatulence
Then I step away
by Gassy
You are mistaken
Lucifer himself sucked it
He likes cocktail franks
by Crud of Weeny Roast
I have a feeling
god's a homosexual
Cuz he sucked my dick
by I have to return some videotapes
Captain's Log entries
Broccoli keeps me regular
They look like small trees
by Star Trek Historian of Styrofoam boulder
I like green ladies
Hot and uninhibited
Smell like broccoli
by Captain Kirk of the Starship Enterprise
Alien titties.
Luke Skywalker squeezed them hard.
Should have joined the Sith.
Come join the Dark Side.
We've got dirty prostitutes.
At least they're not green.
by Wanna buy some death-sticks?
You are truly lost.
Only farts you understand.
That is your language.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7JyjZI3LUM
Watch.
by Anonymous Poet
I'll come over there
If you need encouragement
Whilst on the toilet
by Friend
Sticks his arm inside
Pulls the whole thing inside out
There, you re Chaz Bono
by Giant Teat of Squirting spoilt milk
You: a vagina.
You have declared this yourself.
(Real vaginas cringe.)
by Darth's Gynecological Appointment
My penis is too big.
My penis is too BIG!
I said my PENIS IS TOO BIG!
I am a vagina!
by Don Fartzheldt of The Family Burning Channel.
Well we went to the abortion clinic just the other day.
And we were really hungry so we had to say.
Feed us, feed us, feed us, feed us.
Hey, what it is we don't care.
Feed us a fetus, feed us a fetus.
I'll take mine medium rare.
by Bo Burnham
Two-headed foetus.
It could speak when it was born.
And begged, "Please, eat us!"
by Anonymous Poet
I simply refuse
To be treated like garbage
By trash like you folks
by Sticking out my can of Curbside
That drainage canal
Also known as your wife's cunt
Corpse flower in bloom
by Furbelow Furrburger
The drainage canal
overflowed into our yard.
We found a body.
by Anonymous Poet
The drainage canal
overflowed into our yard.
We found a body.
by Anonymous Poet
Are they called backhoes,
or are they excavators?
What's the difference?
by Redneck amusment park rides.
Cunt's dull repertoire:
bodily fluids, shit, piss . . .
complaints about Darth.
by Anonymous Poet
Those old waxy balls
Swinging back and forth all day
Is it bothersome?
by Trudging along
Under old willow
Ballcheese Harvest Festival
Volunteers Wanted
by Rural squinty Guido of Under old willow
Monday through Friday
All those underwear have stains
Next...Shaturday Night
by Revolting John of Discotheque
Darth's dull repertoire:
bodily fluids, shit, piss . . .
that's the full extent.
by Figpucker Prayer Contingent of Bedpan Removal
So do I have to
Kick you in the balls or are
You gonna do that?
by Your Legs Are Short & Your Balls Sag
When one begins with
"Statistically speaking"
kick them in the balls.
by df
