Jasmine rice, old cheese
The belly dancer jiggles
Her cunt in your face
by A call for smelling salts
Customer Service
We did not like the ark ride
Cassowary bird
by God is Great
Golden horizon
I piss out of car window
The future is now
by Fugitive
Much funny laughters
Big dildo assembly line
Take selfie with it
by Rubberdinx of China
Cassowary Bird
We are flightless bird mofos
You must obey us!
by Cassowary bird
Don't waste your eyesight
Look over this way at me
Look at my big eye
by Cyclops
the joestars are suck
they make me want to throw up
muda muda wry
by DIO of rly dark mansion
Teenage Figpucker
Masturbation in Session
"Got math homework, mom"
by All seeing eye of Horn Dog
I think it should be
Something much more slippery
Perhaps you try ghee?
by Dr. Seuss of Stadium of Epic Masturbation
Butter or jelly
Which should I smear on my dick
When I masturbate?
by Get out of My house
How would you like to
suck out the cordial cherries.
They'll give you cancer.
by Lord Figpucker
Darth Fudgepacker guy
Package packed with chocolate
Back end Bon Bon Vox
by U #2 of Unforgettable Fire in his ass
Dad always called you
"Good for nothing, little shit!"
Born out the back end
by Backstreet Baby of Result of anal sex
Garden of Eden
Did people poop out the bum?
Did people have bums?
by Noticer of Details
Someone once asked me
For my views on birth control
Stick to anal sex
by Can of Worms
Our cunts are sealed up
No more of that for you pigs
Go hump animals!
by Anonymous Poet of cunt
Blowjobs are awesome.
Retarded prostitutes too.
When you combine them...
by Cuntfart Cuntfart of Cunt
Police in transit
Please stay on the line with us
Hide in your closet
by Haiku Police
Looked out my window
Something very suspicious
Enjoyment of life
by Window Pain of Ass
You know what's up now
They've got the DNA swab
They see your crab lice
by Stalked
"To Serve and Protect"
In case of emergency
Dial 575
by Haiku Police
When I pulled your dink
You danced like you were walking
Across red hot coals
by Dink Puller
Bend it like Beckham
So you can reach my G spot
The crowd is cheering
by Soccer Mom
Sexual soccer
Scoreless in regulation
Came in stoppage time
by Purveyor of Smut
Meow? ...
Meow? ...
Meow? ...
by Cat of House at 3 AM
It's kind of awkward
You and me out on the town
I'm a flightless bird
by Cassowary bird of Both feet on the ground
Cassowary Bird
Blissful. Plays didgeridoo
Oh wait, that s his bong
by Bird watcher
Tie yellow ribbon
Around Tony Orlando s
Tremendous penis!!
by No circumcision! No circumcision!!
autumn leaves of colors
fall only to grow again the old oak tree as the bees still gather round the in the tree is sweet nectar
by Within The Oak of Oxygen the Gathering
Remember when we did
Hands Across America
And I pulled your dink?
by Why it never works of Someone always lets go
Round about this time
When the sun begins to set
I get a boner
by Rural Guido of Watching the sun set
2 breakdancing birds
Oldskool on flattened cardboard
Kool Cassowaries
by Cassowaries of Cardboard
Corn chip feet
set the shoe on fire
hot breath and bologna ass
by Ass Munchers of R Us BaDOOKIEDOE
It s called e. Coli
My homemade backend milkshake
Brings it to your yard
by Good Neighbour of Your backyard
It
by Good Neighbour of Your backyard
You better wash it!
Using frozen turd dildos...
not very healthy!
by LF
What drugs do you like?
How often do you partake?
Let's be honest now.
by Statistician of Confidently High Pothesis.
Mueller said it best:
nothing there in the sandwich
but hatred and air.
by The Wicked Hate Him The Righteous Love Him of Eat Filth and Die
Way back in the day
Really not that long ago
We wiped with corn cobs
by Rear Admiral of Colonel Sanders
been through shaming
also bad naming
mobs can lick the cob
by Garden of Fungicide
Napolitano
Telling it just like it is
Sucks to be cheeto
by Anonymous Poet
Off to wash my cunt
Been putting it off too long
See you much later
by Cuntfart Cuntfart of Cunt
Cassowary bird
Just ate a big ice cream cone
It was delicious
by Cassowary bird
Kyoto skin flute
Cassowary aria
Maestro castrated
by Noticer of Details of Box seats
Dank wank made it stank
Drank from the tank. Robbed sperm bank.
Can't tell beans from frank
by Cuntfart Cuntfart of cunt
Fukushima Bride
Radioactive vagina
Built-in vibrator
by Rural Guido of No toucha da mushrooms
Kyoto cherry blooms
We stroll in fragrant moonlight
Shit all over Darth
by Poetic Geisha of Shit
Ehhm, excuse please
I hevink uranium...
You are want to buy?
by Hillary Putin of Radioaktiv Kollusion
Syllabic laxness
Will lead to public shaming
before Haiku mob.
by Community Organizer of Haiku
Leave me alone u bunch of ball sacks
by Whales Dicks of Scribbled Nuts
