Kyoto cherry blooms
We stroll in fragrant moonlight
Shit all over Darth
by Poetic Geisha of Shit
Ehhm, excuse please
I hevink uranium...
You are want to buy?
by Hillary Putin of Radioaktiv Kollusion
Syllabic laxness
Will lead to public shaming
before Haiku mob.
by Community Organizer of Haiku
Leave me alone u bunch of ball sacks
by Whales Dicks of Scribbled Nuts
I had a pet dog when I was younger
It drank something poisonous
And ended up dead and bloated
Flies were feasting when I found it
Reminds me of you
Except I actually liked the dog
by Anomalous Poet
YOU ARE SO SMART AND WITTY
YOU MUST BE REALLY SUCCESSFUL
YOU SEEM HAPPY AND SATISFIED
by NPC
Made in God's image
He must jerk off all day long
And look just like you
by Noticer of Details of Nerd Watch
AGREED
ORANGE MAN BAD
SYLLABLE COUNTING IS RACIST
by NPC
I love Daddy Trump
Because he made Feminists
and Transsexuals!
by God is good but YOU aren't
Spewdon, Sprayson, Glob
Hardonathon, Queeftopher
Taintbert, Prejaxxon
by Uncommon Boys Names of Better than Adolph
Pucker upper time
Donald Trump somersaulting
Kissing his own ass
by Which end is which?
I voted for Trump.
'Cause he's got a purdy mouth.
I bet he'd squeal.
by Figpuckers cousin' Amos.
You'll be standing there
Orange face and comb over
Goosestepping in place
by That foolish moustache tickles
It's truly silly
How unstable Progressives
Think Trump is Hitler
by Anonymous Poet
Exactamundo
The Fonz says, "SIT ON IT, TRUMP!"
"SIT ON IT, HITLER!"
by The Fonz of Motorcycle
It's almost eerie
How Trump looks just like Hitler
Without the mustache
by Apple of Your eye
Too goo to be true.
Own your own cassowary.
Florida auction.
Look it up, my man.
Killed its elderly owner.
Now it's up for grabs.
by LF
Look between my thighs.
Holding crack pipe tight in hand.
Catch a scary turd.
by The Evil Lord Figpucker
Cassowary bird
Holding cigarette in beak
Cassowary bird
by Badass Cassowary Bird of Street
Look into my eyes
West side story soundtrack plays
Cassowary bird
by Cassowary bird of Street
Without flight. Got fight.
Cassowary me ousside
Cassowary bird
by Bird Watcher of Bird Watching
Cassowaries sleep
Perhaps you ll try to sneak by
Cassowaries wake
by Bird Watcher of Bird Watching
Cassowaries sleep
Perhaps you
by Bird Watcher of Bird Watching
Yosemite cum
Bears waking up with hards on
Help them feel relief
by Hands On of Honey pot
How many different types of orifices
have you ever penetrated?
Be honest, now!
Vagina___
butthole___
mouth____
Ear____
Eye___
Eye socket___
Nose___
Arm Pit___
Belly button___
Piercing___
knife wound___
Gunshot wound___
Rotting spider bite___
Rotting snake bite___
Neck stump___
Amputation dimple___
Other___ (Describe)____________
by The Evil Lord Figpucker
You really got a
thing for gnomes and little folk.
Poop, farts, cassowaries.
by Reminds me of the new Star Wars. Rehashing old shit.
Garden GNOME genome
Gang banged by the seven dwarves
Who is the daddy?
by They got big dicks
Troll under the bridge.
He jumps out at unwitting fools.
They drop their hotdogs.
It is not evil.
But it's not exactly good.
It is mid-evil.
by Buh-da-boom.
Among the clichés
I consider most useful
Is "go fuck yourself"
by Top of The world Ma
The rainbow people
On one end there's a midget
On the other end?
by Glitterfairyprincess
trash not valid the stench is in the air
can't stand it but its piled up back there
by Noneya of DontCare
I run a tight ship here
Stick to the syllable count
No obscenities
by The Big Haikuna
Son of Sam poster
I ran home in the rainstorm
He didn't get me
by Playground goer
Gots ta keep it FUN-KAY
Whooo! Know what I'm sayin' BAY-BAY
Well-well-well Child, YAAAS...
by Disco-Pimp w/Huge Lapels of Summer of 1975
Step from the limo
'80s white tux, liquored up
Fie! Diarrhea!
by Game over of Tuxedo rental shop
Cops shining flashlight
Clandestine sloppy blow job
Outside the school dance
by Lunchzilla
Smells like Parmesan
Or old ripped up movie seats
Clean up your act, hon.
by Now that you know
Goddamn it, you cunt.
Don't smell my cock before you
suck it -- that's just rude!
by LF
Sky cries and earth thrives
Cycles like wheel propel to
Transcend emotion
by Anomalous Poet
A curious scene
Octopus raping a frog
But they look happy
by Jack off Cousteau
Cephalopod wank
Humina humina oooooooooo
Foaming green frog slop
by Hard at nighty of Bedposts
My dog is begging
He wants to send you email
Wants to air hump you
by Owner of perverted canine of Home
Reach for Spock's cock
huge emotionless phallus
Yes, this too shall pass
by That foolish moustache tickles
Let's make it happen.
I mean, why should we pretend?
Come on, lets do this!
by darthfigpucker2@gmail.com
When you tell stories
Pretend we sit on your knee
While you diddle us
by That foolish moustache tickles
Drinking bubble tea
reminds me of sucking cocks
of Yakuza thugs.
Sucking chunky slime
that has a coffee flavor
and makes you hyper.
Gay Jap "bath" houses.
Then go watch girls shit themselves
with squid up my ass.
by LF of Never a dull time. Is it wrong to roast marshmallows at the Nagasaki ground zero park?
Jesus Christ Commute
He jumps over the turnstile
Makes the train on time
by Barefoot Bandit of High AF can't run up steps
Pissed on the third rail.
My testicles exploded.
Every tagger's fear.
by LF
Caroldonia!
Is that you, Mr. Adler?!
The shop class teacher?
Ah, I remember.
"Y'all screw around too much."
And Kenny got killed.
by Darth Figpucker
She made a dildo
from frozen fecal matter
she got from inmates.
And you think that's bad?
It made her cunt smell better.
Still tasted bad though.
by New Age Popsicles! of From Russia with love. Thank Putin and Trump. It was their idea.
