Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #64246
Drinking bubble tea
reminds me of sucking cocks
of Yakuza thugs.

Sucking chunky slime
that has a coffee flavor
and makes you hyper.

Gay Jap "bath" houses.
Then go watch girls shit themselves
with squid up my ass.
Haiku #64246
Posted: April 23, 2019 7:09 pm ET
Poet & location: LF of Never a dull time. Is it wrong to roast marshmallows at the Nagasaki ground zero park?