Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 41 Days and 77432 Haiku later...

I run a tight ship here
Stick to the syllable count
No obscenities
Haiku # 64260, April 23, 2019 10:28 pm ET
by The Big Haikuna
Son of Sam poster
I ran home in the rainstorm
He didn't get me
Haiku # 64259, April 23, 2019 9:19 pm ET
by Playground goer
Gots ta keep it FUN-KAY
Whooo! Know what I'm sayin' BAY-BAY
Well-well-well Child, YAAAS...
Haiku # 64258, April 23, 2019 8:17 pm ET
by Disco-Pimp w/Huge Lapels of Summer of 1975
Step from the limo
'80s white tux, liquored up
Fie! Diarrhea!
Haiku # 64257, April 23, 2019 8:05 pm ET
by Game over of Tuxedo rental shop
Cops shining flashlight
Clandestine sloppy blow job
Outside the school dance
Haiku # 64256, April 23, 2019 8:00 pm ET
by Lunchzilla
Smells like Parmesan
Or old ripped up movie seats
Clean up your act, hon.
Haiku # 64255, April 23, 2019 7:58 pm ET
by Now that you know
Goddamn it, you cunt.
Don't smell my cock before you
suck it -- that's just rude!
Haiku # 64254, April 23, 2019 7:51 pm ET
by LF
Sky cries and earth thrives
Cycles like wheel propel to
Transcend emotion
Haiku # 64253, April 23, 2019 7:30 pm ET
by Anomalous Poet
A curious scene
Octopus raping a frog
But they look happy
Haiku # 64252, April 23, 2019 7:25 pm ET
by Jack off Cousteau
Cephalopod wank
Humina humina oooooooooo
Foaming green frog slop
Haiku # 64251, April 23, 2019 7:22 pm ET
by Hard at nighty of Bedposts
My dog is begging
He wants to send you email
Wants to air hump you
Haiku # 64250, April 23, 2019 7:18 pm ET
by Owner of perverted canine of Home
Reach for Spock's cock
huge emotionless phallus
Yes, this too shall pass
Haiku # 64249, April 23, 2019 7:16 pm ET
by That foolish moustache tickles
Let's make it happen.
I mean, why should we pretend?
Come on, lets do this!
Haiku # 64248, April 23, 2019 7:15 pm ET
by darthfigpucker2@gmail.com
When you tell stories
Pretend we sit on your knee
While you diddle us
Haiku # 64247, April 23, 2019 7:12 pm ET
by That foolish moustache tickles
Drinking bubble tea
reminds me of sucking cocks
of Yakuza thugs.

Sucking chunky slime
that has a coffee flavor
and makes you hyper.

Gay Jap "bath" houses.
Then go watch girls shit themselves
with squid up my ass.
Haiku # 64246, April 23, 2019 7:09 pm ET
by LF of Never a dull time. Is it wrong to roast marshmallows at the Nagasaki ground zero park?
Jesus Christ Commute
He jumps over the turnstile
Makes the train on time
Haiku # 64245, April 23, 2019 7:08 pm ET
by Barefoot Bandit of High AF can't run up steps
Pissed on the third rail.
My testicles exploded.
Every tagger's fear.
Haiku # 64244, April 23, 2019 7:02 pm ET
by LF
Caroldonia!
Is that you, Mr. Adler?!
The shop class teacher?

Ah, I remember.
"Y'all screw around too much."
And Kenny got killed.
Haiku # 64243, April 23, 2019 6:42 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
She made a dildo
from frozen fecal matter
she got from inmates.

And you think that's bad?
It made her cunt smell better.
Still tasted bad though.
Haiku # 64242, April 23, 2019 6:39 pm ET
by New Age Popsicles! of From Russia with love. Thank Putin and Trump. It was their idea.
Flowers appearing
New life is bursting in bloom
Spring is beautiful
Haiku # 64241, April 23, 2019 4:31 pm ET
by Death Metal of Guttural Nihilism
Lighten my heart was the last thing she asked me...

Easter was a hard one for me as the day was passing

I often think of her many sorrows

Its why forgiving grows harder each and every tomorrow

Seems like overtime I try to here come more attacks.

Some call them lessons but I call that wack

I try to remember her smell her laugh

Although many tell me to move on from my past..

I didn't get to say goodbye. That hurts more than anything as the years go by.

I know she sees me and just wonder if she knows? That I love her more now than ever as I grow old.

Thank u for teaching me love and strength and thank u for those wise hard times

A mothers love is the best gift i don't regret nor hate.
Haiku # 64240, April 23, 2019 3:34 pm ET
by Caroldonia of Eternally Immortal
Man, its a hot one
Beads of sweat pour off smooth balls
I sip bubble tea
Haiku # 64239, April 23, 2019 3:20 pm ET
by Carlos Santorum of Street party
Exorcisma Christos de demonae si clarim de pas? hahaha
Haiku # 64238, April 23, 2019 2:59 pm ET
by Dispose of Tu Moron
Gathered flowers scent
Warmth of sun on my shoulders
Stuff bouquet in cunt
Haiku # 64237, April 23, 2019 2:42 pm ET
by Rural Guido of No toucha da mushrooms
Hi everybody!
Heard there is nice Haiku here...
May I write one now?
Haiku # 64236, April 23, 2019 2:32 pm ET
by Gentle Poetic Soul
Tobogganing down
Gripping the sides of my seat
Warm snowsuit. Cold shit.
Haiku # 64235, April 23, 2019 2:07 pm ET
by Long waddle home of Stinky igloo
Not so...therefore why worry?
I highly doubt this has been from his own eye little fly
Haiku # 64234, April 23, 2019 12:57 pm ET
by You eat your own maggots of In your own feces ugly species
And it degrades further
Soon it will be writing haiku on walls
With its own feces
Haiku # 64233, April 23, 2019 12:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Seems my boo is you...
Ghost with the most
Haiku # 64232, April 23, 2019 12:28 pm ET
by Beetlejuice of Fruity Loop
Emotions like an empty abyss
Acknowledged none
Like piles of cow dung
Even the flies said goodbye
Haiku # 64231, April 23, 2019 12:03 pm ET
by Maggot Breath of Tic Tacs Don't help try altiods
Release your pants now
Poultry fuckers marathon
Shit out your gizzards
Haiku # 64230, April 23, 2019 9:28 am ET
by Finish line of Still not finished
Grenade of green gunk
Shooting out with a KERSPLUNK!
Down your throat SLAM DUNK
Haiku # 64229, April 23, 2019 9:20 am ET
by I believe of I can fly
There s been fair warning
Explosive Diarrhea
Shrapnel of sphincter
Haiku # 64228, April 23, 2019 9:17 am ET
by Fire in the hole
There
Haiku # 64227, April 23, 2019 9:17 am ET
by Fire in the hole
The Hail Mary Pass
Lindbergh baby for pigskin
Goal post goosestep
Haiku # 64226, April 23, 2019 8:59 am ET
by Caydenbraydonjayden of Stadium
I want to confess
I killed the Lindbergh baby
Not that Hauptmann guy
Haiku # 64225, April 23, 2019 8:35 am ET
by Makings of A criminal
It?! Like the clown "It"?!
That was a stupid movie.
It's not worth watching.
Haiku # 64224, April 23, 2019 8:35 am ET
by Cassowary Pot Pie.
Smegmacious poet
Cassowary spooge quill pen
I pity the fool

It
Haiku # 64223, April 23, 2019 8:10 am ET
by Goddess of Water closet
Latiffe I love u but shut up sometimes
Haiku # 64222, April 23, 2019 7:55 am ET
by Stay off that shit bro of Put the weed down and pick up the cheetos
Lol bored are we much?
Haiku # 64221, April 23, 2019 7:52 am ET
by Worth the wait of Hades doesn't exist
Came for bad Haiku--
found out it was a portal
to Haiku Hades
Haiku # 64220, April 23, 2019 7:50 am ET
by Abandon Hope All Ye Who Keyboard Here
Everyone CAN die.
Everyone WILL die.
No one CARES.
Haiku # 64219, April 23, 2019 7:48 am ET
by
"get there"???
WTF R U on about now?
Jesus "shit shit shit shit fecal fart cunt cunt cunt cum period blood popsicle". That's YOU!
Dingleberry breath.
Haiku # 64218, April 23, 2019 7:47 am ET
by LF
Pedophiles can die
Haiku # 64217, April 23, 2019 7:46 am ET
by Real shit of Rapists too
What's more disgusting
than pedophile snuff porn?
Only bad haiku.
Haiku # 64216, April 23, 2019 7:43 am ET
by The Evil Lord Figpucker
my children possessed
crazy thing tho they don't think that I can be as evil
but mercy is my name for the children so has the time for much evil? Now the thing is the pillow doesn't speak
Haiku # 64215, April 23, 2019 7:38 am ET
by Last to see of and th heart isn't as weak
please stfu no one cares f I wanted it that bad I would've went out of my way to get there
Haiku # 64214, April 23, 2019 7:34 am ET
by No One Cares.... of Loser
Unlike Sir Shitsalot, there are very few names I go by and I typically make it obvious. Cuntfart is FAR more obsessed with mookie stinks than I have ever been. I mean, every other poem is fecal this, turd that, shit here, shit there, fart fart fart. I mean, I'm not complaining. Good for him. Get it out! But, Christ almighty when he complains about shit and then writes about shit, it's like he has a split personality. Probably he's vhs just having a laugh. Fuck it, it's all just a stupid bunch of childish crap here anyway.

I fart in your cunt.
Then you cuntfart in my mouth.
Shitty tuna breath.
Haiku # 64213, April 23, 2019 7:34 am ET
by The Evil Lord Figpucker
Colostomy bag
Mistaken for Lunchables
The High Noon Shootout
Haiku # 64212, April 23, 2019 7:32 am ET
by Blow Out of Back End
Cassowary dong
But how to grab hold of it?
Such risky business
Haiku # 64211, April 23, 2019 7:29 am ET
by Tom Cruising 4 a Bruising of Couch
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