Lighten my heart was the last thing she asked me...
Easter was a hard one for me as the day was passing
I often think of her many sorrows
Its why forgiving grows harder each and every tomorrow
Seems like overtime I try to here come more attacks.
Some call them lessons but I call that wack
I try to remember her smell her laugh
Although many tell me to move on from my past..
I didn't get to say goodbye. That hurts more than anything as the years go by.
I know she sees me and just wonder if she knows? That I love her more now than ever as I grow old.
Thank u for teaching me love and strength and thank u for those wise hard times
A mothers love is the best gift i don't regret nor hate.
by Caroldonia of Eternally Immortal
Man, its a hot one
Beads of sweat pour off smooth balls
I sip bubble tea
by Carlos Santorum of Street party
Exorcisma Christos de demonae si clarim de pas? hahaha
by Dispose of Tu Moron
Gathered flowers scent
Warmth of sun on my shoulders
Stuff bouquet in cunt
by Rural Guido of No toucha da mushrooms
Hi everybody!
Heard there is nice Haiku here...
May I write one now?
by Gentle Poetic Soul
Tobogganing down
Gripping the sides of my seat
Warm snowsuit. Cold shit.
by Long waddle home of Stinky igloo
Not so...therefore why worry?
I highly doubt this has been from his own eye little fly
by You eat your own maggots of In your own feces ugly species
And it degrades further
Soon it will be writing haiku on walls
With its own feces
by Anonymous Poet
Seems my boo is you...
Ghost with the most
by Beetlejuice of Fruity Loop
Emotions like an empty abyss
Acknowledged none
Like piles of cow dung
Even the flies said goodbye
by Maggot Breath of Tic Tacs Don't help try altiods
Release your pants now
Poultry fuckers marathon
Shit out your gizzards
by Finish line of Still not finished
Grenade of green gunk
Shooting out with a KERSPLUNK!
Down your throat SLAM DUNK
by I believe of I can fly
There s been fair warning
Explosive Diarrhea
Shrapnel of sphincter
by Fire in the hole
There
by Fire in the hole
The Hail Mary Pass
Lindbergh baby for pigskin
Goal post goosestep
by Caydenbraydonjayden of Stadium
I want to confess
I killed the Lindbergh baby
Not that Hauptmann guy
by Makings of A criminal
It?! Like the clown "It"?!
That was a stupid movie.
It's not worth watching.
by Cassowary Pot Pie.
Smegmacious poet
Cassowary spooge quill pen
I pity the fool
It
by Goddess of Water closet
Latiffe I love u but shut up sometimes
by Stay off that shit bro of Put the weed down and pick up the cheetos
Lol bored are we much?
by Worth the wait of Hades doesn't exist
Came for bad Haiku--
found out it was a portal
to Haiku Hades
by Abandon Hope All Ye Who Keyboard Here
Everyone CAN die.
Everyone WILL die.
No one CARES.
by
"get there"???
WTF R U on about now?
Jesus "shit shit shit shit fecal fart cunt cunt cunt cum period blood popsicle". That's YOU!
Dingleberry breath.
by LF
Pedophiles can die
by Real shit of Rapists too
What's more disgusting
than pedophile snuff porn?
Only bad haiku.
by The Evil Lord Figpucker
my children possessed
crazy thing tho they don't think that I can be as evil
but mercy is my name for the children so has the time for much evil? Now the thing is the pillow doesn't speak
by Last to see of and th heart isn't as weak
please stfu no one cares f I wanted it that bad I would've went out of my way to get there
by No One Cares.... of Loser
Unlike Sir Shitsalot, there are very few names I go by and I typically make it obvious. Cuntfart is FAR more obsessed with mookie stinks than I have ever been. I mean, every other poem is fecal this, turd that, shit here, shit there, fart fart fart. I mean, I'm not complaining. Good for him. Get it out! But, Christ almighty when he complains about shit and then writes about shit, it's like he has a split personality. Probably he's vhs just having a laugh. Fuck it, it's all just a stupid bunch of childish crap here anyway.
I fart in your cunt.
Then you cuntfart in my mouth.
Shitty tuna breath.
by The Evil Lord Figpucker
Colostomy bag
Mistaken for Lunchables
The High Noon Shootout
by Blow Out of Back End
Cassowary dong
But how to grab hold of it?
Such risky business
by Tom Cruising 4 a Bruising of Couch
Eaten out by Spock
Flame retardant pyjamas
Watch us smoke in bed
by Love In of Trekkie
Stoned Immaculate
Monsieur Mojo Rising flames
Set the night on fire
by That foolish moustache tickles
Youre not his twin
by Lol of Bye
You thought Darth was bad...
I present his evil twin:
Darth Corpse-Abuser
by VHS is Starkitten
Hot confessional
Reduced to ash Wednesday
Hump day church hookup
by Altered state
The Clueless Godless
See Notre Dame as Christ's Church
but it's just cold Stone
by Huguenot Laughter of Google It
Three Dimensional
It's not a three D printer
My bum's making poop
by I lied of Washroom with fake Office Depot signage
Fart ceremonies
Turn around three times like dogs
Fast ..faster ...fling shit
by Bustle in your hedgerow
I'll cover my eyes
Go ahead and masturbate
You got a stiffy?
by Dead from the neck up of And the waist down
Sometimes I wonder
If nobody were looking
Would I fuck a corpse?
by Waste of Space
The forgotten sperm
Who gave up mid Dad's cum stream
A skin flute salute
by Rear Admiral
My fecal focus
Laid in soil like a crocus
No hocus pocus
by Shit gettin real
Radioactive
Fresh. My dung and my swagger
Look me in the eyes
by Fukushima gold of Knocking you out cold
on my way to work
Defecate by the train tracks
I'm dressed to the nines
by Night Dirt of Right side of the tracks
All communicate
Some do so by flinging poop
Abominations
by 0% Poop
It's easy to be
Combative when you can't tell
The people apart
by Differentiate
Wow thanks didn't know there was so much douchery from others. Yet I finally sadly had to discover. Thank u for the truth and kindness. Now I see I must be so sweet and kind.Lol admittedly this one was off guard and one of my shittiest hahaha
by Moon Beam tree of Lie and Water and water of life
All to the window
Get your Dixie cups right here
Take your cute lil pills
by Sparklepony, MD of Medicinal Haiku Providers Inc.
Divisional? Coexist?
Wow you ARE new here...
The "poet" formerly known as Darth Figpucker (he has many names) basically just wants to shit on everything. I'm kind of impressed that he's able to do anything at all, actually. By impressed I mean the way I'm impressed when I see a really big spider, like, HOW did it get that big? How was it allowed to survive that long? The main difference being spiders actually serve a purpose in an ecosystem. In real life I imagine that he's actually just an amorphous flesh blob covered in semi-flaccid penises dripping mucus. That's how he types. Penis fingers.
Or at least that's what I imagine he looks like solely based on the content he, uh... provides. But I digress.
You're a dog on a treadmill if you think there's anything worthwhile that will be contributed to him from you or vice versa. Don't feed the trolls. Unless you've got poison, then please feed the trolls. Put them out of their misery. It's the humane thing to do, really.
You must have found out about this site from VHS or one of his alter-egos from another site, right? If not I'm incredibly confused, but it's still nice to read something different.
by for the new poetess of bad haiku
Im just a care bear
See I love u all and hope u love me.
by Rainbows and Love of Doves Fly