Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 41 Days and 77432 Haiku later...

I want to confess
I killed the Lindbergh baby
Not that Hauptmann guy
Haiku # 64225, April 23, 2019 8:35 am ET
by Makings of A criminal
It?! Like the clown "It"?!
That was a stupid movie.
It's not worth watching.
Haiku # 64224, April 23, 2019 8:35 am ET
by Cassowary Pot Pie.
Smegmacious poet
Cassowary spooge quill pen
I pity the fool

It
Haiku # 64223, April 23, 2019 8:10 am ET
by Goddess of Water closet
Latiffe I love u but shut up sometimes
Haiku # 64222, April 23, 2019 7:55 am ET
by Stay off that shit bro of Put the weed down and pick up the cheetos
Lol bored are we much?
Haiku # 64221, April 23, 2019 7:52 am ET
by Worth the wait of Hades doesn't exist
Came for bad Haiku--
found out it was a portal
to Haiku Hades
Haiku # 64220, April 23, 2019 7:50 am ET
by Abandon Hope All Ye Who Keyboard Here
Everyone CAN die.
Everyone WILL die.
No one CARES.
Haiku # 64219, April 23, 2019 7:48 am ET
by
"get there"???
WTF R U on about now?
Jesus "shit shit shit shit fecal fart cunt cunt cunt cum period blood popsicle". That's YOU!
Dingleberry breath.
Haiku # 64218, April 23, 2019 7:47 am ET
by LF
Pedophiles can die
Haiku # 64217, April 23, 2019 7:46 am ET
by Real shit of Rapists too
What's more disgusting
than pedophile snuff porn?
Only bad haiku.
Haiku # 64216, April 23, 2019 7:43 am ET
by The Evil Lord Figpucker
my children possessed
crazy thing tho they don't think that I can be as evil
but mercy is my name for the children so has the time for much evil? Now the thing is the pillow doesn't speak
Haiku # 64215, April 23, 2019 7:38 am ET
by Last to see of and th heart isn't as weak
please stfu no one cares f I wanted it that bad I would've went out of my way to get there
Haiku # 64214, April 23, 2019 7:34 am ET
by No One Cares.... of Loser
Unlike Sir Shitsalot, there are very few names I go by and I typically make it obvious. Cuntfart is FAR more obsessed with mookie stinks than I have ever been. I mean, every other poem is fecal this, turd that, shit here, shit there, fart fart fart. I mean, I'm not complaining. Good for him. Get it out! But, Christ almighty when he complains about shit and then writes about shit, it's like he has a split personality. Probably he's vhs just having a laugh. Fuck it, it's all just a stupid bunch of childish crap here anyway.

I fart in your cunt.
Then you cuntfart in my mouth.
Shitty tuna breath.
Haiku # 64213, April 23, 2019 7:34 am ET
by The Evil Lord Figpucker
Colostomy bag
Mistaken for Lunchables
The High Noon Shootout
Haiku # 64212, April 23, 2019 7:32 am ET
by Blow Out of Back End
Cassowary dong
But how to grab hold of it?
Such risky business
Haiku # 64211, April 23, 2019 7:29 am ET
by Tom Cruising 4 a Bruising of Couch
Eaten out by Spock
Flame retardant pyjamas
Watch us smoke in bed
Haiku # 64209, April 23, 2019 7:17 am ET
by Love In of Trekkie
Stoned Immaculate
Monsieur Mojo Rising flames
Set the night on fire
Haiku # 64208, April 23, 2019 7:14 am ET
by That foolish moustache tickles
Youre not his twin
Haiku # 64207, April 23, 2019 7:12 am ET
by Lol of Bye
You thought Darth was bad...
I present his evil twin:
Darth Corpse-Abuser
Haiku # 64206, April 23, 2019 7:06 am ET
by VHS is Starkitten
Hot confessional
Reduced to ash Wednesday
Hump day church hookup
Haiku # 64205, April 23, 2019 7:02 am ET
by Altered state
The Clueless Godless
See Notre Dame as Christ's Church
but it's just cold Stone
Haiku # 64204, April 23, 2019 6:53 am ET
by Huguenot Laughter of Google It
Three Dimensional
It's not a three D printer
My bum's making poop
Haiku # 64203, April 23, 2019 5:06 am ET
by I lied of Washroom with fake Office Depot signage
Fart ceremonies
Turn around three times like dogs
Fast ..faster ...fling shit
Haiku # 64202, April 23, 2019 1:54 am ET
by Bustle in your hedgerow
I'll cover my eyes
Go ahead and masturbate
You got a stiffy?
Haiku # 64201, April 23, 2019 1:52 am ET
by Dead from the neck up of And the waist down
Sometimes I wonder
If nobody were looking
Would I fuck a corpse?
Haiku # 64200, April 23, 2019 1:48 am ET
by Waste of Space
The forgotten sperm
Who gave up mid Dad's cum stream
A skin flute salute
Haiku # 64199, April 23, 2019 1:35 am ET
by Rear Admiral
My fecal focus
Laid in soil like a crocus
No hocus pocus
Haiku # 64198, April 23, 2019 1:01 am ET
by Shit gettin real
Radioactive
Fresh. My dung and my swagger
Look me in the eyes
Haiku # 64197, April 23, 2019 12:59 am ET
by Fukushima gold of Knocking you out cold
on my way to work
Defecate by the train tracks
I'm dressed to the nines
Haiku # 64196, April 23, 2019 12:56 am ET
by Night Dirt of Right side of the tracks
All communicate
Some do so by flinging poop
Abominations
Haiku # 64195, April 23, 2019 12:51 am ET
by 0% Poop
It's easy to be
Combative when you can't tell
The people apart
Haiku # 64194, April 23, 2019 12:47 am ET
by Differentiate
Wow thanks didn't know there was so much douchery from others. Yet I finally sadly had to discover. Thank u for the truth and kindness. Now I see I must be so sweet and kind.Lol admittedly this one was off guard and one of my shittiest hahaha
Haiku # 64193, April 23, 2019 12:42 am ET
by Moon Beam tree of Lie and Water and water of life
All to the window
Get your Dixie cups right here
Take your cute lil pills
Haiku # 64192, April 23, 2019 12:40 am ET
by Sparklepony, MD of Medicinal Haiku Providers Inc.
Divisional? Coexist?
Wow you ARE new here...
The "poet" formerly known as Darth Figpucker (he has many names) basically just wants to shit on everything. I'm kind of impressed that he's able to do anything at all, actually. By impressed I mean the way I'm impressed when I see a really big spider, like, HOW did it get that big? How was it allowed to survive that long? The main difference being spiders actually serve a purpose in an ecosystem. In real life I imagine that he's actually just an amorphous flesh blob covered in semi-flaccid penises dripping mucus. That's how he types. Penis fingers.
Or at least that's what I imagine he looks like solely based on the content he, uh... provides. But I digress.
You're a dog on a treadmill if you think there's anything worthwhile that will be contributed to him from you or vice versa. Don't feed the trolls. Unless you've got poison, then please feed the trolls. Put them out of their misery. It's the humane thing to do, really.
You must have found out about this site from VHS or one of his alter-egos from another site, right? If not I'm incredibly confused, but it's still nice to read something different.
Haiku # 64191, April 23, 2019 12:31 am ET
by for the new poetess of bad haiku
Im just a care bear
See I love u all and hope u love me.
Haiku # 64190, April 23, 2019 12:18 am ET
by Rainbows and Love of Doves Fly
When I was a little girl there was this one little btch...

As I was in a foster home from pedophilia and torn from m mother she this little girl acted as a witch

One night I dreamt of hot cast iron from the fire

I dreamt I used it to poke out her eyes like I used to do the beheaded fish from my grandmothers lake drive pick

I remember praying and asking for help. I remember saying please God don't let me lose myself.

Then one day this little girl cornered me..

In the girls bathroom thinking I was too chicken to ever defend myself and be free...

Last thing I remember was getting a paddle.

I ripped out her flesh when I bit her like cattle
Haiku # 64189, April 23, 2019 12:17 am ET
by Cannibal Unknown of There Is Much Potential Purposely Avoided
Close your legs. Silence
Hold the intention in there
Release your sphincters
Haiku # 64188, April 22, 2019 11:56 pm ET
by Doctor Flush foam
Used to be a tree
Pinocchio's morning wood
Geppetophile's dream
Haiku # 64187, April 22, 2019 11:51 pm ET
by Pants puppetry of Pants
My haiku isn't hot because u respond bitch!
Haiku # 64186, April 22, 2019 11:47 pm ET
by Lmao stuff u little shyt of Ok if u say so..but its enough to grasp your attention limp dick
Ok I admit u guys are a mess and I sort of like it..touche on the last poets rant because its true we all fought for what we believed to be true.

But my real question is how can we coexist? Cause Im sure I'm not the only one sick of the divisional shit. For our children of the future present and past. Can we ever find true victory to make and help the earth last?

Im not as mean as u think just a little stubborn from ANU's memory bank. Shit went down that could've been avoided when we all are trees and we truly all have gifts flowing naturally.

Tell me how to bring about change cause I wanna do my part in honest spirit of truth and heavens name.

Rather be it from the devil or the hand of god we are all apart of this shit called life so no need to be frauds. Just look and u never know what could've happened if u asked at first

but somehow ego strongly tends to make us all burst first! Ijs...
Haiku # 64185, April 22, 2019 11:45 pm ET
by True shyt of Not worried bout shyt just questions unanswered so where thee fuck is your mind?
Somebody went nuts
And their haiku was total shit
Take a chill pill now
Haiku # 64184, April 22, 2019 11:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There's never a fight.
A fight will have a winner.
We're all losers here.
Haiku # 64183, April 22, 2019 11:27 pm ET
by TTGFP of Praise be to the Cunt of Christ -- it smells like rotten tuna
Brown anal butter
European churn style
Bump and grind all night
Haiku # 64182, April 22, 2019 11:27 pm ET
by Florida Goddesses
Some kind of cat fight
Had this been a real cat fight
You would smell tuna
Haiku # 64181, April 22, 2019 11:22 pm ET
by Rural Guido
Have you ever wanted to suicide bomb a mosque just for shits and grins and giggles? Not for like trying to prove anything, just you know, for like the humor of it.
Haiku # 64180, April 22, 2019 11:20 pm ET
by Are you a wrapper?
Chinese factory
Who we are makes this junk for?
Maniacal laugh
Haiku # 64179, April 22, 2019 11:19 pm ET
by That foolish moustache tickles
So... who are you then?
If your voice is so "well heard".
Then let us hear it.

My nigga!
Haiku # 64178, April 22, 2019 11:18 pm ET
by Uncle Tom's other nephew.
I don't be wanting beef...I try I try I try but for some reason I don't get why? I never did shyt to the bitches yet they stay fuckin with the misses its not about hood at least I'm real bitch u go down for head just for a deal so stuff bitch u aint real!
Haiku # 64177, April 22, 2019 11:16 pm ET
by None of you hoes of Leave Me the Fuck alone sad bitches mimic hoes 2009
Hold up. I'm cuntfuzed.
Who's "they"? The military?
Recruiting? Silly!
Haiku # 64176, April 22, 2019 11:15 pm ET
by Pecker Pus Paul
Remember the time
Vhs wigged the fuck out
Like he was possessed?
Haiku # 64175, April 22, 2019 11:14 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
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