Hi everybody!
Heard there is nice Haiku here...
May I write one now?

Tobogganing down
Gripping the sides of my seat
Warm snowsuit. Cold shit.

Not so...therefore why worry?
I highly doubt this has been from his own eye little fly

And it degrades further
Soon it will be writing haiku on walls
With its own feces

Seems my boo is you...
Ghost with the most

Emotions like an empty abyss
Acknowledged none
Like piles of cow dung
Even the flies said goodbye

Release your pants now
Poultry fuckers marathon
Shit out your gizzards

Grenade of green gunk
Shooting out with a KERSPLUNK!
Down your throat SLAM DUNK

There s been fair warning
Explosive Diarrhea
Shrapnel of sphincter

There

The Hail Mary Pass
Lindbergh baby for pigskin
Goal post goosestep

I want to confess
I killed the Lindbergh baby
Not that Hauptmann guy

It?! Like the clown "It"?!
That was a stupid movie.
It's not worth watching.

Smegmacious poet
Cassowary spooge quill pen
I pity the fool

It

Latiffe I love u but shut up sometimes

Lol bored are we much?

Came for bad Haiku--
found out it was a portal
to Haiku Hades

Everyone CAN die.
Everyone WILL die.
No one CARES.

"get there"???
WTF R U on about now?
Jesus "shit shit shit shit fecal fart cunt cunt cunt cum period blood popsicle". That's YOU!
Dingleberry breath.

Pedophiles can die

What's more disgusting
than pedophile snuff porn?
Only bad haiku.

my children possessed
crazy thing tho they don't think that I can be as evil
but mercy is my name for the children so has the time for much evil? Now the thing is the pillow doesn't speak

please stfu no one cares f I wanted it that bad I would've went out of my way to get there

Unlike Sir Shitsalot, there are very few names I go by and I typically make it obvious. Cuntfart is FAR more obsessed with mookie stinks than I have ever been. I mean, every other poem is fecal this, turd that, shit here, shit there, fart fart fart. I mean, I'm not complaining. Good for him. Get it out! But, Christ almighty when he complains about shit and then writes about shit, it's like he has a split personality. Probably he's vhs just having a laugh. Fuck it, it's all just a stupid bunch of childish crap here anyway.

I fart in your cunt.
Then you cuntfart in my mouth.
Shitty tuna breath.

Colostomy bag
Mistaken for Lunchables
The High Noon Shootout

Cassowary dong
But how to grab hold of it?
Such risky business

Eaten out by Spock
Flame retardant pyjamas
Watch us smoke in bed

Stoned Immaculate
Monsieur Mojo Rising flames
Set the night on fire

Youre not his twin

You thought Darth was bad...
I present his evil twin:
Darth Corpse-Abuser

Hot confessional
Reduced to ash Wednesday
Hump day church hookup

The Clueless Godless
See Notre Dame as Christ's Church
but it's just cold Stone

Three Dimensional
It's not a three D printer
My bum's making poop

Fart ceremonies
Turn around three times like dogs
Fast ..faster ...fling shit

I'll cover my eyes
Go ahead and masturbate
You got a stiffy?

Sometimes I wonder
If nobody were looking
Would I fuck a corpse?

The forgotten sperm
Who gave up mid Dad's cum stream
A skin flute salute

My fecal focus
Laid in soil like a crocus
No hocus pocus

Radioactive
Fresh. My dung and my swagger
Look me in the eyes

on my way to work
Defecate by the train tracks
I'm dressed to the nines

All communicate
Some do so by flinging poop
Abominations

It's easy to be
Combative when you can't tell
The people apart

Wow thanks didn't know there was so much douchery from others. Yet I finally sadly had to discover. Thank u for the truth and kindness. Now I see I must be so sweet and kind.Lol admittedly this one was off guard and one of my shittiest hahaha

All to the window
Get your Dixie cups right here
Take your cute lil pills

Divisional? Coexist?
Wow you ARE new here...
The "poet" formerly known as Darth Figpucker (he has many names) basically just wants to shit on everything. I'm kind of impressed that he's able to do anything at all, actually. By impressed I mean the way I'm impressed when I see a really big spider, like, HOW did it get that big? How was it allowed to survive that long? The main difference being spiders actually serve a purpose in an ecosystem. In real life I imagine that he's actually just an amorphous flesh blob covered in semi-flaccid penises dripping mucus. That's how he types. Penis fingers.
Or at least that's what I imagine he looks like solely based on the content he, uh... provides. But I digress.
You're a dog on a treadmill if you think there's anything worthwhile that will be contributed to him from you or vice versa. Don't feed the trolls. Unless you've got poison, then please feed the trolls. Put them out of their misery. It's the humane thing to do, really.
You must have found out about this site from VHS or one of his alter-egos from another site, right? If not I'm incredibly confused, but it's still nice to read something different.

Im just a care bear
See I love u all and hope u love me.

When I was a little girl there was this one little btch...

As I was in a foster home from pedophilia and torn from m mother she this little girl acted as a witch

One night I dreamt of hot cast iron from the fire

I dreamt I used it to poke out her eyes like I used to do the beheaded fish from my grandmothers lake drive pick

I remember praying and asking for help. I remember saying please God don't let me lose myself.

Then one day this little girl cornered me..

In the girls bathroom thinking I was too chicken to ever defend myself and be free...

Last thing I remember was getting a paddle.

I ripped out her flesh when I bit her like cattle

Close your legs. Silence
Hold the intention in there
Release your sphincters

Used to be a tree
Pinocchio's morning wood
Geppetophile's dream

My haiku isn't hot because u respond bitch!