How many different types of orifices
have you ever penetrated?
Be honest, now!

Vagina___
butthole___
mouth____
Ear____
Eye___
Eye socket___
Nose___
Arm Pit___
Belly button___
Piercing___
knife wound___
Gunshot wound___
Rotting spider bite___
Rotting snake bite___
Neck stump___
Amputation dimple___
Other___ (Describe)____________

You really got a
thing for gnomes and little folk.
Poop, farts, cassowaries.

Garden GNOME genome
Gang banged by the seven dwarves
Who is the daddy?

Troll under the bridge.
He jumps out at unwitting fools.
They drop their hotdogs.

It is not evil.
But it's not exactly good.
It is mid-evil.

Among the clichés
I consider most useful
Is "go fuck yourself"

The rainbow people
On one end there's a midget
On the other end?

trash not valid the stench is in the air
can't stand it but its piled up back there

I run a tight ship here
Stick to the syllable count
No obscenities

Son of Sam poster
I ran home in the rainstorm
He didn't get me

Gots ta keep it FUN-KAY
Whooo! Know what I'm sayin' BAY-BAY
Well-well-well Child, YAAAS...

Step from the limo
'80s white tux, liquored up
Fie! Diarrhea!

Cops shining flashlight
Clandestine sloppy blow job
Outside the school dance

Smells like Parmesan
Or old ripped up movie seats
Clean up your act, hon.

Goddamn it, you cunt.
Don't smell my cock before you
suck it -- that's just rude!

Sky cries and earth thrives
Cycles like wheel propel to
Transcend emotion

A curious scene
Octopus raping a frog
But they look happy

Cephalopod wank
Humina humina oooooooooo
Foaming green frog slop

My dog is begging
He wants to send you email
Wants to air hump you

Reach for Spock's cock
huge emotionless phallus
Yes, this too shall pass

Let's make it happen.
I mean, why should we pretend?
Come on, lets do this!

When you tell stories
Pretend we sit on your knee
While you diddle us

Drinking bubble tea
reminds me of sucking cocks
of Yakuza thugs.

Sucking chunky slime
that has a coffee flavor
and makes you hyper.

Gay Jap "bath" houses.
Then go watch girls shit themselves
with squid up my ass.

Jesus Christ Commute
He jumps over the turnstile
Makes the train on time

Pissed on the third rail.
My testicles exploded.
Every tagger's fear.

Caroldonia!
Is that you, Mr. Adler?!
The shop class teacher?

Ah, I remember.
"Y'all screw around too much."
And Kenny got killed.

She made a dildo
from frozen fecal matter
she got from inmates.

And you think that's bad?
It made her cunt smell better.
Still tasted bad though.

Flowers appearing
New life is bursting in bloom
Spring is beautiful

Lighten my heart was the last thing she asked me...

Easter was a hard one for me as the day was passing

I often think of her many sorrows

Its why forgiving grows harder each and every tomorrow

Seems like overtime I try to here come more attacks.

Some call them lessons but I call that wack

I try to remember her smell her laugh

Although many tell me to move on from my past..

I didn't get to say goodbye. That hurts more than anything as the years go by.

I know she sees me and just wonder if she knows? That I love her more now than ever as I grow old.

Thank u for teaching me love and strength and thank u for those wise hard times

A mothers love is the best gift i don't regret nor hate.

Man, its a hot one
Beads of sweat pour off smooth balls
I sip bubble tea

Exorcisma Christos de demonae si clarim de pas? hahaha

Gathered flowers scent
Warmth of sun on my shoulders
Stuff bouquet in cunt

Hi everybody!
Heard there is nice Haiku here...
May I write one now?

Tobogganing down
Gripping the sides of my seat
Warm snowsuit. Cold shit.

Not so...therefore why worry?
I highly doubt this has been from his own eye little fly

And it degrades further
Soon it will be writing haiku on walls
With its own feces

Seems my boo is you...
Ghost with the most

Emotions like an empty abyss
Acknowledged none
Like piles of cow dung
Even the flies said goodbye

Release your pants now
Poultry fuckers marathon
Shit out your gizzards

Grenade of green gunk
Shooting out with a KERSPLUNK!
Down your throat SLAM DUNK

There s been fair warning
Explosive Diarrhea
Shrapnel of sphincter

There

The Hail Mary Pass
Lindbergh baby for pigskin
Goal post goosestep

I want to confess
I killed the Lindbergh baby
Not that Hauptmann guy

It?! Like the clown "It"?!
That was a stupid movie.
It's not worth watching.

Smegmacious poet
Cassowary spooge quill pen
I pity the fool

It

Latiffe I love u but shut up sometimes

Lol bored are we much?

Came for bad Haiku--
found out it was a portal
to Haiku Hades

Everyone CAN die.
Everyone WILL die.
No one CARES.

"get there"???
WTF R U on about now?
Jesus "shit shit shit shit fecal fart cunt cunt cunt cum period blood popsicle". That's YOU!
Dingleberry breath.