I had a pet dog when I was younger
It drank something poisonous
And ended up dead and bloated
Flies were feasting when I found it
Reminds me of you
Except I actually liked the dog

YOU ARE SO SMART AND WITTY
YOU MUST BE REALLY SUCCESSFUL
YOU SEEM HAPPY AND SATISFIED

Made in God's image
He must jerk off all day long
And look just like you

AGREED
ORANGE MAN BAD
SYLLABLE COUNTING IS RACIST

I love Daddy Trump
Because he made Feminists
and Transsexuals!

Spewdon, Sprayson, Glob
Hardonathon, Queeftopher
Taintbert, Prejaxxon

Pucker upper time
Donald Trump somersaulting
Kissing his own ass

I voted for Trump.
'Cause he's got a purdy mouth.
I bet he'd squeal.

You'll be standing there
Orange face and comb over
Goosestepping in place

It's truly silly
How unstable Progressives
Think Trump is Hitler

Exactamundo
The Fonz says, "SIT ON IT, TRUMP!"
"SIT ON IT, HITLER!"

It's almost eerie
How Trump looks just like Hitler
Without the mustache

Too goo to be true.
Own your own cassowary.
Florida auction.

Look it up, my man.
Killed its elderly owner.
Now it's up for grabs.

Look between my thighs.
Holding crack pipe tight in hand.
Catch a scary turd.

Cassowary bird
Holding cigarette in beak
Cassowary bird

Look into my eyes
West side story soundtrack plays
Cassowary bird

Without flight. Got fight.
Cassowary me ousside
Cassowary bird

Cassowaries sleep
Perhaps you ll try to sneak by
Cassowaries wake

Cassowaries sleep
Perhaps you

Yosemite cum
Bears waking up with hards on
Help them feel relief

How many different types of orifices
have you ever penetrated?
Be honest, now!

Vagina___
butthole___
mouth____
Ear____
Eye___
Eye socket___
Nose___
Arm Pit___
Belly button___
Piercing___
knife wound___
Gunshot wound___
Rotting spider bite___
Rotting snake bite___
Neck stump___
Amputation dimple___
Other___ (Describe)____________

You really got a
thing for gnomes and little folk.
Poop, farts, cassowaries.

Garden GNOME genome
Gang banged by the seven dwarves
Who is the daddy?

Troll under the bridge.
He jumps out at unwitting fools.
They drop their hotdogs.

It is not evil.
But it's not exactly good.
It is mid-evil.

Among the clichés
I consider most useful
Is "go fuck yourself"

The rainbow people
On one end there's a midget
On the other end?

trash not valid the stench is in the air
can't stand it but its piled up back there

I run a tight ship here
Stick to the syllable count
No obscenities

Son of Sam poster
I ran home in the rainstorm
He didn't get me

Gots ta keep it FUN-KAY
Whooo! Know what I'm sayin' BAY-BAY
Well-well-well Child, YAAAS...

Step from the limo
'80s white tux, liquored up
Fie! Diarrhea!

Cops shining flashlight
Clandestine sloppy blow job
Outside the school dance

Smells like Parmesan
Or old ripped up movie seats
Clean up your act, hon.

Goddamn it, you cunt.
Don't smell my cock before you
suck it -- that's just rude!

Sky cries and earth thrives
Cycles like wheel propel to
Transcend emotion

A curious scene
Octopus raping a frog
But they look happy

Cephalopod wank
Humina humina oooooooooo
Foaming green frog slop

My dog is begging
He wants to send you email
Wants to air hump you

Reach for Spock's cock
huge emotionless phallus
Yes, this too shall pass

Let's make it happen.
I mean, why should we pretend?
Come on, lets do this!

When you tell stories
Pretend we sit on your knee
While you diddle us

Drinking bubble tea
reminds me of sucking cocks
of Yakuza thugs.

Sucking chunky slime
that has a coffee flavor
and makes you hyper.

Gay Jap "bath" houses.
Then go watch girls shit themselves
with squid up my ass.

Jesus Christ Commute
He jumps over the turnstile
Makes the train on time

Pissed on the third rail.
My testicles exploded.
Every tagger's fear.

Caroldonia!
Is that you, Mr. Adler?!
The shop class teacher?

Ah, I remember.
"Y'all screw around too much."
And Kenny got killed.

She made a dildo
from frozen fecal matter
she got from inmates.

And you think that's bad?
It made her cunt smell better.
Still tasted bad though.

Flowers appearing
New life is bursting in bloom
Spring is beautiful

Lighten my heart was the last thing she asked me...

Easter was a hard one for me as the day was passing

I often think of her many sorrows

Its why forgiving grows harder each and every tomorrow

Seems like overtime I try to here come more attacks.

Some call them lessons but I call that wack

I try to remember her smell her laugh

Although many tell me to move on from my past..

I didn't get to say goodbye. That hurts more than anything as the years go by.

I know she sees me and just wonder if she knows? That I love her more now than ever as I grow old.

Thank u for teaching me love and strength and thank u for those wise hard times

A mothers love is the best gift i don't regret nor hate.

Man, its a hot one
Beads of sweat pour off smooth balls
I sip bubble tea

Exorcisma Christos de demonae si clarim de pas? hahaha