Way back in the day
Really not that long ago
We wiped with corn cobs

been through shaming
also bad naming
mobs can lick the cob

Napolitano
Telling it just like it is
Sucks to be cheeto

Off to wash my cunt
Been putting it off too long
See you much later

Cassowary bird
Just ate a big ice cream cone
It was delicious

Kyoto skin flute
Cassowary aria
Maestro castrated

Dank wank made it stank
Drank from the tank. Robbed sperm bank.
Can't tell beans from frank

Fukushima Bride
Radioactive vagina
Built-in vibrator

Kyoto cherry blooms
We stroll in fragrant moonlight
Shit all over Darth

Ehhm, excuse please
I hevink uranium...
You are want to buy?

Syllabic laxness
Will lead to public shaming
before Haiku mob.

Leave me alone u bunch of ball sacks

I had a pet dog when I was younger
It drank something poisonous
And ended up dead and bloated
Flies were feasting when I found it
Reminds me of you
Except I actually liked the dog

YOU ARE SO SMART AND WITTY
YOU MUST BE REALLY SUCCESSFUL
YOU SEEM HAPPY AND SATISFIED

Made in God's image
He must jerk off all day long
And look just like you

AGREED
ORANGE MAN BAD
SYLLABLE COUNTING IS RACIST

I love Daddy Trump
Because he made Feminists
and Transsexuals!

Spewdon, Sprayson, Glob
Hardonathon, Queeftopher
Taintbert, Prejaxxon

Pucker upper time
Donald Trump somersaulting
Kissing his own ass

I voted for Trump.
'Cause he's got a purdy mouth.
I bet he'd squeal.

You'll be standing there
Orange face and comb over
Goosestepping in place

It's truly silly
How unstable Progressives
Think Trump is Hitler

Exactamundo
The Fonz says, "SIT ON IT, TRUMP!"
"SIT ON IT, HITLER!"

It's almost eerie
How Trump looks just like Hitler
Without the mustache

Too goo to be true.
Own your own cassowary.
Florida auction.

Look it up, my man.
Killed its elderly owner.
Now it's up for grabs.

Look between my thighs.
Holding crack pipe tight in hand.
Catch a scary turd.

Cassowary bird
Holding cigarette in beak
Cassowary bird

Look into my eyes
West side story soundtrack plays
Cassowary bird

Without flight. Got fight.
Cassowary me ousside
Cassowary bird

Cassowaries sleep
Perhaps you ll try to sneak by
Cassowaries wake

Cassowaries sleep
Perhaps you

Yosemite cum
Bears waking up with hards on
Help them feel relief

How many different types of orifices
have you ever penetrated?
Be honest, now!

Vagina___
butthole___
mouth____
Ear____
Eye___
Eye socket___
Nose___
Arm Pit___
Belly button___
Piercing___
knife wound___
Gunshot wound___
Rotting spider bite___
Rotting snake bite___
Neck stump___
Amputation dimple___
Other___ (Describe)____________

You really got a
thing for gnomes and little folk.
Poop, farts, cassowaries.

Garden GNOME genome
Gang banged by the seven dwarves
Who is the daddy?

Troll under the bridge.
He jumps out at unwitting fools.
They drop their hotdogs.

It is not evil.
But it's not exactly good.
It is mid-evil.

Among the clichés
I consider most useful
Is "go fuck yourself"

The rainbow people
On one end there's a midget
On the other end?

trash not valid the stench is in the air
can't stand it but its piled up back there

I run a tight ship here
Stick to the syllable count
No obscenities

Son of Sam poster
I ran home in the rainstorm
He didn't get me

Gots ta keep it FUN-KAY
Whooo! Know what I'm sayin' BAY-BAY
Well-well-well Child, YAAAS...

Step from the limo
'80s white tux, liquored up
Fie! Diarrhea!

Cops shining flashlight
Clandestine sloppy blow job
Outside the school dance

Smells like Parmesan
Or old ripped up movie seats
Clean up your act, hon.

Goddamn it, you cunt.
Don't smell my cock before you
suck it -- that's just rude!

Sky cries and earth thrives
Cycles like wheel propel to
Transcend emotion

A curious scene
Octopus raping a frog
But they look happy

Cephalopod wank
Humina humina oooooooooo
Foaming green frog slop

My dog is begging
He wants to send you email
Wants to air hump you