Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77432 Haiku later...

Dank wank made it stank
Drank from the tank. Robbed sperm bank.
Can't tell beans from frank
Haiku # 64293, April 24, 2019 5:31 pm ET
by Cuntfart Cuntfart of cunt
Fukushima Bride
Radioactive vagina
Built-in vibrator
Haiku # 64292, April 24, 2019 5:20 pm ET
by Rural Guido of No toucha da mushrooms
Kyoto cherry blooms
We stroll in fragrant moonlight
Shit all over Darth
Haiku # 64291, April 24, 2019 5:11 pm ET
by Poetic Geisha of Shit
Ehhm, excuse please
I hevink uranium...
You are want to buy?
Haiku # 64290, April 24, 2019 5:08 pm ET
by Hillary Putin of Radioaktiv Kollusion
Syllabic laxness
Will lead to public shaming
before Haiku mob.
Haiku # 64289, April 24, 2019 5:04 pm ET
by Community Organizer of Haiku
Leave me alone u bunch of ball sacks
Haiku # 64288, April 24, 2019 5:03 pm ET
by Whales Dicks of Scribbled Nuts
I had a pet dog when I was younger
It drank something poisonous
And ended up dead and bloated
Flies were feasting when I found it
Reminds me of you
Except I actually liked the dog
Haiku # 64287, April 24, 2019 4:55 pm ET
by Anomalous Poet
YOU ARE SO SMART AND WITTY
YOU MUST BE REALLY SUCCESSFUL
YOU SEEM HAPPY AND SATISFIED
Haiku # 64286, April 24, 2019 4:53 pm ET
by NPC
Made in God's image
He must jerk off all day long
And look just like you
Haiku # 64285, April 24, 2019 4:30 pm ET
by Noticer of Details of Nerd Watch
AGREED
ORANGE MAN BAD
SYLLABLE COUNTING IS RACIST
Haiku # 64284, April 24, 2019 4:18 pm ET
by NPC
I love Daddy Trump
Because he made Feminists
and Transsexuals!
Haiku # 64283, April 24, 2019 3:49 pm ET
by God is good but YOU aren't
Spewdon, Sprayson, Glob
Hardonathon, Queeftopher
Taintbert, Prejaxxon
Haiku # 64282, April 24, 2019 3:12 pm ET
by Uncommon Boys Names of Better than Adolph
Pucker upper time
Donald Trump somersaulting
Kissing his own ass
Haiku # 64281, April 24, 2019 2:59 pm ET
by Which end is which?
I voted for Trump.
'Cause he's got a purdy mouth.
I bet he'd squeal.
Haiku # 64280, April 24, 2019 2:49 pm ET
by Figpuckers cousin' Amos.
You'll be standing there
Orange face and comb over
Goosestepping in place
Haiku # 64279, April 24, 2019 1:59 pm ET
by That foolish moustache tickles
It's truly silly
How unstable Progressives
Think Trump is Hitler
Haiku # 64278, April 24, 2019 1:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Exactamundo
The Fonz says, "SIT ON IT, TRUMP!"
"SIT ON IT, HITLER!"
Haiku # 64277, April 24, 2019 1:33 pm ET
by The Fonz of Motorcycle
It's almost eerie
How Trump looks just like Hitler
Without the mustache
Haiku # 64276, April 24, 2019 10:11 am ET
by Apple of Your eye
Too goo to be true.
Own your own cassowary.
Florida auction.

Look it up, my man.
Killed its elderly owner.
Now it's up for grabs.
Haiku # 64275, April 24, 2019 4:16 am ET
by LF
Look between my thighs.
Holding crack pipe tight in hand.
Catch a scary turd.
Haiku # 64274, April 24, 2019 4:11 am ET
by The Evil Lord Figpucker
Cassowary bird
Holding cigarette in beak
Cassowary bird
Haiku # 64273, April 24, 2019 4:06 am ET
by Badass Cassowary Bird of Street
Look into my eyes
West side story soundtrack plays
Cassowary bird
Haiku # 64272, April 24, 2019 4:04 am ET
by Cassowary bird of Street
Without flight. Got fight.
Cassowary me ousside
Cassowary bird
Haiku # 64271, April 24, 2019 4:01 am ET
by Bird Watcher of Bird Watching
Cassowaries sleep
Perhaps you ll try to sneak by
Cassowaries wake
Haiku # 64270, April 24, 2019 3:58 am ET
by Bird Watcher of Bird Watching
Cassowaries sleep
Perhaps you
Haiku # 64269, April 24, 2019 3:58 am ET
by Bird Watcher of Bird Watching
Yosemite cum
Bears waking up with hards on
Help them feel relief
Haiku # 64268, April 24, 2019 12:45 am ET
by Hands On of Honey pot
How many different types of orifices
have you ever penetrated?
Be honest, now!

Vagina___
butthole___
mouth____
Ear____
Eye___
Eye socket___
Nose___
Arm Pit___
Belly button___
Piercing___
knife wound___
Gunshot wound___
Rotting spider bite___
Rotting snake bite___
Neck stump___
Amputation dimple___
Other___ (Describe)____________
Haiku # 64267, April 24, 2019 12:23 am ET
by The Evil Lord Figpucker
You really got a
thing for gnomes and little folk.
Poop, farts, cassowaries.
Haiku # 64266, April 24, 2019 12:13 am ET
by Reminds me of the new Star Wars. Rehashing old shit.
Garden GNOME genome
Gang banged by the seven dwarves
Who is the daddy?
Haiku # 64265, April 23, 2019 11:43 pm ET
by They got big dicks
Troll under the bridge.
He jumps out at unwitting fools.
They drop their hotdogs.

It is not evil.
But it's not exactly good.
It is mid-evil.
Haiku # 64264, April 23, 2019 11:35 pm ET
by Buh-da-boom.
Among the clichés
I consider most useful
Is "go fuck yourself"
Haiku # 64263, April 23, 2019 11:12 pm ET
by Top of The world Ma
The rainbow people
On one end there's a midget
On the other end?
Haiku # 64262, April 23, 2019 10:51 pm ET
by Glitterfairyprincess
trash not valid the stench is in the air
can't stand it but its piled up back there
Haiku # 64261, April 23, 2019 10:34 pm ET
by Noneya of DontCare
I run a tight ship here
Stick to the syllable count
No obscenities
Haiku # 64260, April 23, 2019 10:28 pm ET
by The Big Haikuna
Son of Sam poster
I ran home in the rainstorm
He didn't get me
Haiku # 64259, April 23, 2019 9:19 pm ET
by Playground goer
Gots ta keep it FUN-KAY
Whooo! Know what I'm sayin' BAY-BAY
Well-well-well Child, YAAAS...
Haiku # 64258, April 23, 2019 8:17 pm ET
by Disco-Pimp w/Huge Lapels of Summer of 1975
Step from the limo
'80s white tux, liquored up
Fie! Diarrhea!
Haiku # 64257, April 23, 2019 8:05 pm ET
by Game over of Tuxedo rental shop
Cops shining flashlight
Clandestine sloppy blow job
Outside the school dance
Haiku # 64256, April 23, 2019 8:00 pm ET
by Lunchzilla
Smells like Parmesan
Or old ripped up movie seats
Clean up your act, hon.
Haiku # 64255, April 23, 2019 7:58 pm ET
by Now that you know
Goddamn it, you cunt.
Don't smell my cock before you
suck it -- that's just rude!
Haiku # 64254, April 23, 2019 7:51 pm ET
by LF
Sky cries and earth thrives
Cycles like wheel propel to
Transcend emotion
Haiku # 64253, April 23, 2019 7:30 pm ET
by Anomalous Poet
A curious scene
Octopus raping a frog
But they look happy
Haiku # 64252, April 23, 2019 7:25 pm ET
by Jack off Cousteau
Cephalopod wank
Humina humina oooooooooo
Foaming green frog slop
Haiku # 64251, April 23, 2019 7:22 pm ET
by Hard at nighty of Bedposts
My dog is begging
He wants to send you email
Wants to air hump you
Haiku # 64250, April 23, 2019 7:18 pm ET
by Owner of perverted canine of Home
Reach for Spock's cock
huge emotionless phallus
Yes, this too shall pass
Haiku # 64249, April 23, 2019 7:16 pm ET
by That foolish moustache tickles
Let's make it happen.
I mean, why should we pretend?
Come on, lets do this!
Haiku # 64248, April 23, 2019 7:15 pm ET
by darthfigpucker2@gmail.com
When you tell stories
Pretend we sit on your knee
While you diddle us
Haiku # 64247, April 23, 2019 7:12 pm ET
by That foolish moustache tickles
Drinking bubble tea
reminds me of sucking cocks
of Yakuza thugs.

Sucking chunky slime
that has a coffee flavor
and makes you hyper.

Gay Jap "bath" houses.
Then go watch girls shit themselves
with squid up my ass.
Haiku # 64246, April 23, 2019 7:09 pm ET
by LF of Never a dull time. Is it wrong to roast marshmallows at the Nagasaki ground zero park?
Jesus Christ Commute
He jumps over the turnstile
Makes the train on time
Haiku # 64245, April 23, 2019 7:08 pm ET
by Barefoot Bandit of High AF can't run up steps
Pissed on the third rail.
My testicles exploded.
Every tagger's fear.
Haiku # 64244, April 23, 2019 7:02 pm ET
by LF
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