Someone once asked me
For my views on birth control
Stick to anal sex
by Can of Worms
Our cunts are sealed up
No more of that for you pigs
Go hump animals!
by Anonymous Poet of cunt
Blowjobs are awesome.
Retarded prostitutes too.
When you combine them...
by Cuntfart Cuntfart of Cunt
Police in transit
Please stay on the line with us
Hide in your closet
by Haiku Police
Looked out my window
Something very suspicious
Enjoyment of life
by Window Pain of Ass
You know what's up now
They've got the DNA swab
They see your crab lice
by Stalked
"To Serve and Protect"
In case of emergency
Dial 575
by Haiku Police
When I pulled your dink
You danced like you were walking
Across red hot coals
by Dink Puller
Bend it like Beckham
So you can reach my G spot
The crowd is cheering
by Soccer Mom
Sexual soccer
Scoreless in regulation
Came in stoppage time
by Purveyor of Smut
Meow? ...
Meow? ...
Meow? ...
by Cat of House at 3 AM
It's kind of awkward
You and me out on the town
I'm a flightless bird
by Cassowary bird of Both feet on the ground
Cassowary Bird
Blissful. Plays didgeridoo
Oh wait, that s his bong
by Bird watcher
Tie yellow ribbon
Around Tony Orlando s
Tremendous penis!!
by No circumcision! No circumcision!!
autumn leaves of colors
fall only to grow again the old oak tree as the bees still gather round the in the tree is sweet nectar
by Within The Oak of Oxygen the Gathering
Remember when we did
Hands Across America
And I pulled your dink?
by Why it never works of Someone always lets go
Round about this time
When the sun begins to set
I get a boner
by Rural Guido of Watching the sun set
2 breakdancing birds
Oldskool on flattened cardboard
Kool Cassowaries
by Cassowaries of Cardboard
Corn chip feet
set the shoe on fire
hot breath and bologna ass
by Ass Munchers of R Us BaDOOKIEDOE
It s called e. Coli
My homemade backend milkshake
Brings it to your yard
by Good Neighbour of Your backyard
It
by Good Neighbour of Your backyard
You better wash it!
Using frozen turd dildos...
not very healthy!
by LF
What drugs do you like?
How often do you partake?
Let's be honest now.
by Statistician of Confidently High Pothesis.
Mueller said it best:
nothing there in the sandwich
but hatred and air.
by The Wicked Hate Him The Righteous Love Him of Eat Filth and Die
Way back in the day
Really not that long ago
We wiped with corn cobs
by Rear Admiral of Colonel Sanders
been through shaming
also bad naming
mobs can lick the cob
by Garden of Fungicide
Napolitano
Telling it just like it is
Sucks to be cheeto
by Anonymous Poet
Off to wash my cunt
Been putting it off too long
See you much later
by Cuntfart Cuntfart of Cunt
Cassowary bird
Just ate a big ice cream cone
It was delicious
by Cassowary bird
Kyoto skin flute
Cassowary aria
Maestro castrated
by Noticer of Details of Box seats
Dank wank made it stank
Drank from the tank. Robbed sperm bank.
Can't tell beans from frank
by Cuntfart Cuntfart of cunt
Fukushima Bride
Radioactive vagina
Built-in vibrator
by Rural Guido of No toucha da mushrooms
Kyoto cherry blooms
We stroll in fragrant moonlight
Shit all over Darth
by Poetic Geisha of Shit
Ehhm, excuse please
I hevink uranium...
You are want to buy?
by Hillary Putin of Radioaktiv Kollusion
Syllabic laxness
Will lead to public shaming
before Haiku mob.
by Community Organizer of Haiku
Leave me alone u bunch of ball sacks
by Whales Dicks of Scribbled Nuts
I had a pet dog when I was younger
It drank something poisonous
And ended up dead and bloated
Flies were feasting when I found it
Reminds me of you
Except I actually liked the dog
by Anomalous Poet
YOU ARE SO SMART AND WITTY
YOU MUST BE REALLY SUCCESSFUL
YOU SEEM HAPPY AND SATISFIED
by NPC
Made in God's image
He must jerk off all day long
And look just like you
by Noticer of Details of Nerd Watch
AGREED
ORANGE MAN BAD
SYLLABLE COUNTING IS RACIST
by NPC
I love Daddy Trump
Because he made Feminists
and Transsexuals!
by God is good but YOU aren't
Spewdon, Sprayson, Glob
Hardonathon, Queeftopher
Taintbert, Prejaxxon
by Uncommon Boys Names of Better than Adolph
Pucker upper time
Donald Trump somersaulting
Kissing his own ass
by Which end is which?
I voted for Trump.
'Cause he's got a purdy mouth.
I bet he'd squeal.
by Figpuckers cousin' Amos.
You'll be standing there
Orange face and comb over
Goosestepping in place
by That foolish moustache tickles
It's truly silly
How unstable Progressives
Think Trump is Hitler
by Anonymous Poet
Exactamundo
The Fonz says, "SIT ON IT, TRUMP!"
"SIT ON IT, HITLER!"
by The Fonz of Motorcycle
It's almost eerie
How Trump looks just like Hitler
Without the mustache
by Apple of Your eye
Too goo to be true.
Own your own cassowary.
Florida auction.
Look it up, my man.
Killed its elderly owner.
Now it's up for grabs.
by LF
Look between my thighs.
Holding crack pipe tight in hand.
Catch a scary turd.
by The Evil Lord Figpucker
